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CONTINUED FROM PREVIOUS POST…

 

Saraswati jeno fete poRlo, “EX-cuse ME!!!! Swati’r haathe konodin computer bhaangeni! Ei dyakho….“ Parboti screen er dikey takalen. Ekta bank account er detail statement.

“Bujhle? Bujhle kichhu??“

Parboti asahaayer moton ghaaR naaRlen. Kichchhu bojhen ni tini.

“Ei dyakho!“ Saraswati tNaar pashe dhop kore boslo. Khub taRataRi koyekta botaam tiplo. Koyekta figure fute uthlo. “kaal aamar account e chhilo ei amount. Aar aaj….” Aabar koyekta keypress, “aaj aachhe tar theke 8,000 kom. Keno?”

“keno?” Parboti proshno korlen.

“ei dyakho….” Ebar screen e bhese uthlo ekta website. http://Kailash.biz “kaal launch hoyechhe etaa. Aar kichhu bolte hobe?“
naah, aar bolaar dorkaar nei. Parboti ebaar bujhlen. Jobe theke tNar boRochhele kartik http://kailash.mil launch korechhe, Saraswati’r bhari shokh seo ekta site launch korbe. http://kailash.edu. Eki sange Ganesh o ekta biz site launch korbe bole uskhus korchhe.

“Or income er katha aamar jante baaki nei, gotaa swargo-mortyo-patal juRe piracy’r jonye or sab byabsaa laate uthechhe. Er modhye or site launch koraar sahos ki kore hoy? Taao aamar taka jheRe?”

“kintu tor password, tor PIN….”

Saraswati goom kore ek kil bosiye dilo table-e. Parboti’r LCD monitor ta laphiye uthlo.

“haasiyo naa Maa, haasiyo naa! PIN password crack koraa bachcha der byapar. Aar tomaar chhotochhele jotoi jochchor hok, taar IQ one of the best. Aaj firuk o, or babar naam naa bhuliyechhi, tumi dekhe niyo!”

Parboti bujhlen keno aaj sakaal theke Gonsha’r dekhaa nei. Didi’r saamne ei muhurte poRaa, aar jwolonto Vesuvius ke kaathi diye khNochaano; ek-i byapaar.

Tini bollen, “achchha, aasuk aj o, aami dekhchhi.”

“tumi kichhui bolbe naa maa, aami jaani. Aami Mohish uncle ke bolchhi. Ekmaatro uni-I paarben oi raskel ke shaayesta korte. Aar er modhye Lokkhio aachhe, aami jaani. Or peyaarer pNyacha ta sedin aamar mathay thukre dichchhilo arektu hole. Ekdin duur kore dobo otaake!”

Bole duum-duum kore Saraswati beriye gelo. Jawar samay bole gelo, “aamar guitar er Humbucker pickup ta kharap hoyechhe. Otaa sarate hobe. Aamar taka nei, tumi jaano.“
Maa’r mail er reply ta send korte korte Parboti aarekta lombaa niswas fellen. AC ta gechhe, sheet er aage saraatei hobe. Shankar er alcoholism taar ekta byabosthaa korte hobe. Saraswati ke ekta site launch koraar aar guitar saranor taka dite hobe. Sab tNaakei korte hobe. Doshta haath, isshhh!! Aaro gotaa doshek thaakle bhaalo hoto.
‘the reply has been sent successfully’ katha ta screen e bhese othaa maatro fotaasshh kore ekta short circuit er aawaj. Gonesh er poshaa indur ta “kich-kich” kore ek chhut maarlo table er pechhon theke. Computer ta off hoye gechhe.
Parboti nijer monei bollen, “I need a break!!!“

Parboti, jaake bole crack of dawn, sei samay taay ghum theke uthlen. Ghum theke uthlen bola bhul, ghum ta bhanglo. Ekta konkone thaanda bhaab hawaay.

Paarboti bujhlen AC taa aabar kharap hoyechhe. Ekhaane sara bochhor-I thaanda thaake, ei samay theke setaa baaRte thaake. Thik samay bujhei AC taa bigRolo. Aar para jay naa, eka koto dik saamlano jay?

 

Tini bichhaana theke neme shawl taa gaaye joRaalen. Shawl er bhetor theke Shankar er poshaa keute saap ta thopp kore matite poRlo, aar khub druuto dhuke gelo Parboti’r khaate komboler tolaay. Parboti ekbaar dekhe ghor theke beriye gelen. Osab tNaar gaa sowaa hoye gechhe.

Ghum ta jakhan bhengei gechhe, khaamoka shuye thaakar kono maane hoy naa. Parboti prothomei tNaar Jaya aar Bijaya naamok duto AI robot ke program kore dilen, era aachhe bolei tini kichhuta dom felaar samay paan. Era jotheshto  efficient. Tobe kichhu program diner shurutei kore ditey hoy, tahole subidhe hoy.

 

dNaat meje Parboti tNaar desktop taa on korlen. 3 te anti-alcohol site tini bookmark kore rekhechhilen. Dekhlen, ektaao nei. E kaar kaaj bujhte baaki roilo naa. Nishchoyi kaal rattire kaaj ta koraa hoyechhe. Takhani bojha uchit chhilo. Kaal rattirei parboti shute jawar dekhchilen Shankar machine ta niye khut khaat korchhen.

Ufffff…. Lokta ke niye aar para gelo naa. Ei brain ta jodi thik jaaygay lagato loktaa! Aj Bishnu koto kee kore fello, edike tNar bor ti? Kisyuti korben naa. Shudhu alcohol aar narcotics. Jaa taa!!

 

Paarboti ekta deerghoshwas fele mail ta khullen. Maa’r ekta mail esechhe. Ebaar kobe Parboti jaaben, date taa confirm korte bolechhen. Sat-phone e naaki line pawa jachchhe naa. Hotei paare, goto koyekdin multiverse er quantum interference er jonye line er problem hochchhe. Bishwakarma gotokaal-i ekta bibriti te bolechhen, aagami 3 saptaaher aage kichchhu koraar nei.

 

 Parboti reply ditey boslen. Doshtaa haather ekta subidhe holo, khub taRataRi type koraa jaay. Kintu taao mail ta shesh koraar aagei,

“Maa! O Maa!! MAAA…“

Parboti chomke uthlen. Aajkal boyes hoye gechhe, aager moton reflex nei aar. Tini uttor ditey jachchhilen, taar aagei Saraswati jhoRer moton ghore dhuklo. Parboti shawl ta gaaye ektu bhaalo kore joRiye niye bollen,

“ki re? Ki hoyechhe? Saat sakaale ki holo? ChNechachchhis keno?“ “ChNechaabo naa? Ki hoyechhe jaano? Jaano tomaar gunodhor chhoto chheler kirti??“

“Ki holo bolbi to? Naaki chitkaar korbi khaali?“

“Bolchhi. Naa, dekhachchhi. dNaRao.“ Bole Saraswati hon hon kore beriye gelo. Aadh minute er modhyei dhuklo, haathe notun Macbook Air ta.

Parboti ektu ghaabRe gelen. tNaar ei meye tike tini chenen. Sabcheye buddhimoti aar sabcheye maatha gorom. Tini khub shaanto golaay bollen, “haan re, sedin I to kinli, er modhyei bhaangli?”

 

TO BE CONCLUDED IN THE NEXT POST….

Jaara Dayal baba naam ti’r sange porichito now, taader ei lekhaa ti poRbaar aage video ti dekhe nitey anurodh korchhi.

Gaa khaali, paa khaali, mukhe chunkaali. tini elen, naachlen, joy korlen.

Goto bochhor duek holo, Dayal Baba namok ei video ti net duniyaay oteebo jonopriyo hoye uthechhe. gaan ta etokkhone asha kori sabaar dekhaa hoye gechhe. taai ebaar katha shuru koraa jaak. gaan sadharonoto shonaar hoy, kintu e gaan dekhaar ebong shonaar. naach ei gaan er emon ek abichchhedyo ango, je aake bad diye e gaan shonar kono maanei hoy na.

Dayal baba’r popularity niye kono katha hobe naa. Orkut e je Dayal Baba fan club aachhe, taar sankhya 4; ebong sekhaane ei muhurte total sadasya sankhya 968!!! Edike ninduk er sankhyao kom nei, bohu lok er mot-e ei gaan ashleel.

bortomaan Bangali’r mapkaathi te gaanti abashyai ashleel. shudhu naach noy, lyric o. kintu shudhu ei gaan taai keno? Christina Aguilera’r Dirrty o noy keno? keno noy Madonna’r Bad Girl? Aar aamader dishi Rakhi Sawant er dekhta hai tu kya? naach er pelvic thrust jodi ashleelotaa’r kaaron hoy, tahole Elvis Presley’r sab gan ashleel, tNaar naam-i hoye giyechhilo, ‘Elvis the pelvis’. Aasole shohure Bangali ek Rabindrik maapkaathi niye ghore, bhinno bhaashar naach-gaan rosiye dekhaa jete paare, kintu Bangla gaan ke shuddhi mene cholte hobe! Aami shleel-ashleel thik korbo, aar baaki sabaaike sei mene cholte hobe, e kemon katha? Abashya etaao thik, je adhunik Bangla gaan-i ekmaatro je protibad kore, rege jaay, prem er chena khNacha theke beriye ese. kintu sex ekhono bangla gaane braatyo. jaai hok, se anya prosongo. anya post e bolbo. ekhon aalochonaay firey aasi.

Khobor niye jaanlum, Dayal baba’r gaanti Bangladesh er Syed Mahiuddin er lekha. Aasol gan chhilo: “Dayal Baba Kyabla Baba aaynaar kaarigor, aayna bosaaya de mor kolober bheetor” Bangladesh er Sufi ghoranaar bhokti geeti. Tar i parody koren Mahiuddin, “Dayal Baba kolaa khaaba, gaachh lagaya khaao, porer gachher paane keno mitmitaiya chao?”

Aditya
Aditya

aar irreplaceable naachiye holen Tollygunje er Aditya. Ki naach re baap! chhou nritya, muukabhinoy, moonwalking, kichchhu baad nei! jNaara ei naach ke ashleel bole heyo koren, tNaader ekbaar cheshtaa koraa uchit. jodi naachte paaren, taahole galagali dewaar adhikar arjon korben.

Aaj Kolkata’r Bangali hothaat kemon sangskritibaan hoye gechhe. er fole se nijer kichhu itihaas ke nijer haathe khun koreche. khyamtaa, kheuR, half-aakhRai ityadi bangali sangskriti haariye gechhe chirokaal er jonye. bhodrotaar mukhos poraa bangali ekhon “chokkhu buje poite khNuje satyanaaran sinni, aar mobile e jhinkoo chhobi aaRal holei ginni!” ei hypocrisy r juuge Dayal Bab ek bhoyonkor oposangskriti sandeho nei, tobe eo thik, Dayal aachhen, Dayal thaakben. shudhu Youtube aar Orkut e noy, Dayal aachhen, thaakben aamader bhetor. sei mukhos heen aami taa’r sange, je ekhon-i oi video taa aarekbaar dekhbaar jonye uskhus korchhe, aar edik odik takachchhe, keu dekhchhe naa to?

Kung Fu Panda cinemata dekhte besh bhaaloi laaglo. Disney chhotoder film er ekta ghoraanaa toiri korechhe. khub sadharon ‘boy next door’ type er ekti chhele baa meyer nana protikuul porishitir modhye diye asadhaaron hoye othaa. nijeke notun kore aabishkaar koraa. ei dhoroner chhobigulo dorshok ke ekta confidence dey. ekta aatmobiswas dey. lion king, bug’s life, dinosaur, finding nemo, mulan…. motamuti sab ei dhoroner i chhobi. Dreamworks er Kung Fu Panda o ei ghorana’r film.

chhobigulo’r message ta bhaaloi, toiri koraa hoy khub jotno niye. aar plot bibhinno deshe set koraa hoy, taader bhinno sangskriti’r sange porichiti ghotiye. se dik diye aamar kichchhu bolaar nei. tobe mushkil holo, choritro gulo baar baar ek-i dhNaach e hure fire aase. chin er Mulan hok, aar Africa’r Simba, India’r Mowgli hok, baa Greece er Hercules baa Peru’r Pocahontas, aadote ghure firey taara ek-i.

body language ek… chinta bhabna ek… interaction er kaayda kaanun ek. aaro bichchhiri byaapar holo, tara sabaai aasole contemporary american. Kung Fu Panda’r Po taar shikkhok er sange hip-dunk kore, Hercules taar baba Zeus er sange Hi-5 kore. Hercules er goppo aaj theke 7000 bochorer purono. takhan ki hi5 chilo? naaki aaj theke 2400 bochhor aage Chin e kono meye Mulan er moton tar babake sarbosamakkhe joRiye dhorto?

Aasole Hollywood er kichhu samasya aachhe. Samasya 1, taader audience prodhaanoto Maarkin. taader IQ er level bishwabidito. emnitei taara anya kono culture ke boje naa, fole taader kono jinis bojhaate hole oi Po aar Shifu’r hip-dunking ebong Hercules er Hi-5 diyei bojhaate hobe. dwiteeyo samasya, jaara cinema banaan, tNaara nijeraao kichhu bojhen naa. maarkin der nijeder culture bole kichhu nei, taai taara heritage jinis taai bojhe naa. taader kaachhe heritage maane ekta tourist site, jekhaane tikit kete dhukte hoy, aar tupi maathay diye chhobi tolaa jaay. kintu taar je ekta sammaan aachhe, setaake je shroddhaa korte hoy setaa taader maathatei aase naa. fole, James Bond ar Halle Berry buddhamuurti’r saamne jamakapoR khule iye korte shuru koren… 3rd samasya holo, kichhu bitkel markin baad. jaar modda katha holo sei bikhyaato bushbachyo: “if you are not with us, your are against us!” Pentagon adbhuut bhaabe control kore Hollywood ke. joddi cold war cholchhilo, sab villain chhilo Russian raa. ekhon hoyechhe Korean ar Muslim raa. aarekdhoroner filim hoy, jekhaane American ra prithibeer traata, uddhaarkortaa. ‘bhagye khokaa chhilo maayer saathe!’ typer goppo. ekti asadharon udahoron: INDEPENDENCE DAY. sei filim e Maarkin persident nijei uRojahaj niye Aliender bhaagiye diye ghoshona korlen, “aaj theke 4th July shudhu America’r noy, saara prithibee’r indipendence day hisebe gonyo hobe.” who are you Paanchu? keno, ghotonaa ta kono neutral din e ghotano jeto naa? oi 4th of july tei ghotaate holo? nijerder mohimaa faatanor jonye?

Tobe etaao thik, je Hollywood er film technically anek egiye, aar notun notun plot er dekhaao pawa jaay. out of the box chinta bhaabnao anek chhobite thaake. Aar sei jonyei Hollywood er film sara bishwe sabcheye jonopriyo. prithibee’r samasta deshe indigenous film er cheye hollywoody chhobi beshi jonopriyo. Abshya India baade. ekhaane aarek mindless daanob er kaachhe Hollywood here gechhe- Bollywood. Se aabar anya prosongo.

shudhu great wall drishyo aar kung fu manei je chin noy, aar paagRi poraa lok maanei India noy, etaa Hollywood kobe bujhbe, baa adou bujhbe kinaa jaani naa. tobe anyanyo culture ke sammaan dite naa jaanle Pentagon shotru sankhya baaRiyei cholbe. jotoi Hollywoodi film popular hok naa keno!

Goto robbaar Babake praay dhore bNedhe south city mall e niye giyechhilum. Jara aamar babake cheno, taara andaz korte paarchho ki ghot te cholechhe, aar jaara bhodrolok ke cheno naa, taara ei post ta poRlei bujhe jabe, tini ki jinis!!

jara aamar babake personally cheno naa, taader bole raakhi, nimno likhito ghotonaa gulo ektao mithye baa baaRiye bolaa noy. sab 100% satyi!

Baba etodin south city mall e jete chaayni kaaron tNaar dhaarona, otaa ekta dokaan. aar tNaar ethics bole, kichu kenaar naa thaakle ajothaa dokaane dhukben naa. jaahok, tini dhokaar por je ghotona gulo ghotlo:-

ghotonaa 1: Gate e security check, security’r lokjon babar poket e mobile ta feel kortei bollo, “sir, mobile achhe ki?” baba omni cell taake baar kore dekhaalo, security “OK sir” bolte naa boltei baba taake dhomke dilo, “kiser OK? baaire theke dekhle ki kichhu bojhaa jaay? OFF/ON kore dekhaate hobe naa? jodi er bhetor bomaa thaake, thaaktei paare!!” security bechaara thotomoto kheye gelo! Baba setaake OFF kore, On kore dekhiye dilo, “thik aachhe to?” lokta bheblur moton mukh kore bollo, “haan sir!”

Ghotonaa 2 : bhetore dhukei baba’r aamake jigyes korlo, “haan re, bathroom ta kothaay re?” aami aager din bolechhilum, ‘bathroom ta besh bhaalo, jano!’, seite tini mone kore rekhechhen. jawa holo. bhetore dhuke ghure ture dekhlen, aaynay chul taa aanchRe nilen, taarpor bollen, “baah besh bhaalo!” aamar ekta fon esechhilo, aami baire giye katha bolchhilum, tini berolen. bollen, “kol ta bujhli, besh jNaadrel! aami to mundu taa khNuje pachchhilum naa, hothaat kol er tolaay haath paattei jol beriye elo, abar haath soriye nilum, jol bondho hoye gelo! koto daam re ei kolgulor? aamader baathroom e lagale kirom hoy?”

Ghotonaa 3 : Shopper’s Stop e dhokbar samay gate er security bollo, “good evening sir!” baba jathareeti anyamonoshko chhilo, ghure dNaaRiye jigyes korlo, “yaan, ki bolle bhaai?” security o temni, ekgaal hese bollo, “good evening bollum sir!” baba ektu edik-odik taakiye jigyes korlo, “aachchha ekhaane to ghoRI nei, tomra saradin bhetore thaako, bojho ki kore, kakhan afternoon, aar kakhan evening holo?” security bachcha chhele, se erokom loker pallaay aage poReni…. aamta aamta kore ki ekta bollo. Aami ektu egiye giye jigyes korlum, “eta ki holo?” Baba bollo, “naare, oraa saradin dNaaRiye thaake, keu to good evening er uttor dey naa, kathao bole naa. aami ektu katha bollum, or-o bhaalo laaglo!”

Ghotonaa 4 : Allen Solly te dhokaar mukhe gate keeper ta dorjaa ta khule dokaaner bhetore duto meyer dikey taakiye chhilo. baba dhukei gatekeeper taake bollo, “good evening!” lokta bejaay chomke tomke ekaakaar kando! Aami baba’r dike takatei baba aamake kichchhu bolte naa diyei bollo, “sabaai ekhane good evening bole, o bhule giyechhilo. aami-i mone koriye dilum!”

Ghotonaa 5 : baaRi firey babake jigyes korlum, “kemon laaglo?” uttor elo, “ekbaar antoto jete hoy, noile pichhiye poRte hoy. kintu kichhu kinle shuye poRte hoy!”

apaptoto koyekdin kono post noy…. ekta camera kinechhi. haan, abosheshe satyi-i kenaa holo.

aar camera kenaar por ami emon moshgul, je ekhon ko’din kono post noy. shudhu chhobi tolaa. tobe ichchhe aachhe, ekta photoblog khule chhobi gulo post korbo! :)

Auto: James Bond er sarbotro-gaami gaaRi’r bangali jabaab! Ninduker bole, jol-e chole naa. Borshar Kolkatay eso, dekhiye dichchhi. Jekono goli-te, jekono jam-e, jekono abosthaay egiye jete Auto’r juRi nei. Ebong eki sange fNaaka raastay jam shrishti korteo pare anaayase! EchhaaRa Auto hochchhe bangali proletariat der sahitya keertir jaayga! koto chhoto chhoto baakyo, othocho ki daarshonik! Europe hole hoyto lokgulo Nobel prize peye jeto.
Koyekti udaahoron:
1) “baap pareshaan beta se,
desh pareshaan neta se”
2) “tumi samudra, aami dheu,
tumi kutta, aami gheu”
3) “80 bondhu aabar dekha hobe”
4) “bondhuttwo baaRite, byabsaa gaaRite”
5) “aamar gaaRi chollo, koRaay luchi fullo”
6) “Dekh B aar jol B, luchir moto ful B”
7) Sukh swapane, shaanti shamshaane”
8 ) “Maa go, tumi-i satya, aar sab aaloo peyaanj posto”

Police Van: nikhorchaar sarkari poribohon. Iyaa boRo boRo jaal lagano janala. Bhetore godiwolaa seat, sange free bondukdhaari security. Tobu keno jaani loke choRte chaay na, choRleo mukhe rumaal chapa diye thaake.

Wheel Chair: Aarekti dushonheen jaan. Sushtho maanushder cheye protibondhi ra beshi byabohar kore thaken, tobe sarkaar baayudushan komaanor jonye rastay accident er sankhya baRiye diye ei jaaner procholon baRate chaaichhen.

Motor cycle: Ek khichuRi jaater bipojjonok jaan, thik cycle o naa, aabar motor gaaRi o naa. gNaa-gNaa aawaz kore, kaan faatiye hooosshhh kore chole jay. sadharonoto ekti chhele chalay, o ekti meye tiktikir moton lepte bosey thake aar gaan gaay, “ei path jodi naa shesh hoy, tobe kemon hoto….” Chheleti antoheen raastay tel er khoroch chintaa kore aashonkaay kNepe kNepe othe!

Ambulance: jeno baaRir aadure chhoto chhele. Kono niyom mante se badhyo noy, emonki moRe laal alo jolleo se “iNyo-iNyo” kore baaynaa korte korte chute chole jaay. Bhetore rogi thaake, kintu maajhe majhe eto jore chole, rogi ke haspataal e niye jawar dorkaar pore naa!

Domkol: baaRir beyaadop boRo chhele; fuurtibaaj, kono niyom naa maana. Eo laal aalor porowaa kore naa, tobe “iNyo-iNyo” kore baaynaa naa kore, dyang-dyang kore ghonta baajiye hoi hoi kore fuurti korte jay.

aami kichhudin aage jakhan Hazra te office jetum, netaji nagar theke ekta bus e uthtum. netaji nagar-gaachhtala thekei chhaaRto bus taa. ekhono chhaaRe abishyi, kintu aami jaainaa. jaahok, bus taar niyom ektu adbhuut. sarkaari holeo ekti goshthir udyog e busti chole. anekta chartered bus er moton, tobe je keu uthte paare, jemon aami nije. initial starting point, maane netajinagar theke line diye uthte hoy. beshirbhaag stop e daanRiye passenger tole bus taa, kintu ekta mojaar byapar holo, ladies seat bole kichhu nei, je jekhaane khushi boste paare.

eto lombaa definition dilum, porer ghotonaa ta bojhaanor jonye.

sedin maajhpoth theke bhodromohilaa uthlen, uthei sojaa chole elen, jedike sarkaari bus e ladie seat thaake seidike. ek briddho bhodrolok bosey chhilen. mohila soja daabi korlen “uthun, eta ladies seat!” (thik ei bhasha). aami nije dNaaRiye chhilum. aami o aaro koyekjon tNaake bojhaabar cheshtaa korlum, eta sarkaari looking bus holeo ek special bus. ekhaane ladies seat nei. ke shone kaar katha? tini jhogRaa kore jete laaglen. aashepaasher seat e aaro duekjon bhodromohilaa chhilen, taarao oi mohila kei support korlen. eta abashyai ladies seat, otoeb, oi briddher uthe jawa uchit. sheh obdhi tini uthe poRlen, mohilaa jaaNkiye boslen. aarek bhodrolok tNaar seat ta chhere dilen briddho ke.

esab cholte cholte Hazra ese jaway aami neme poRlum. kintu mone koyektaa proshno theke gelo.

bus-tram-metro te ladies seat er proyojon keno? meyera durbol bole? kintu aajkal meyeder keu durbol bolbe naa. tNaara nijeraai daabi koren tNaara purush er samokokkho, ebang katha taa ami sarboto bhaabe samarthan kori. taahole?

tobe ki meyeder bheeR bus e sexually harassed howaar sambhabonaa beshi bole? seta abashyai ekta kaaron hote paare, kintu meyeraa aajkal jotheshto aatmobiswasee. kono abhabya lokke ghuriye ek thaappoR marar moto moner jor taader aachhe. aar sexual harassment sabcheye beshi hoy workplace e etaa promaanito satya. taahole?

E jeno anekta SC/ ST/ OBC reservation er moton. Arjun Singh er oi udbhot aabdar keo samarthan korte hoy, jodi aamra bus-tram e ladies seat ke samarthan kori. sekhaane meyeraa reservation er birodhita koren, kintu taarai ladies er daabi tolen. Ekhon Metro teo ladies kaamra hoyechhe. setaao aamar aproyojonyeeo mone hoy. taar kaaron abashya anya. se katha pore konodin bolaa jaabe.

ladies seat naa rekhe ki taar bodole briddho ebang shishuder seat rakha jaay naa? jaate kono sustho sabal mohila, kono briddho ke tule diye boste na paare.

o haan, aaro ekta jinis lokkhoniyo, sedin kintu bosey thaaka kono mohila, sei seat daabi koraa mohila ke nijer seat ta chheRe denni.

aami nije konodin dekhini kono mohilaa ke, kono briddho byakti, baa heavily pregnant kono mohilaa ke nijer seat ta chheRe dite. seta passenger seat e bosey thaka kono purush-i den. (hote paare mohilarao den, kintu aami ekhono porjonto dekhini.)

ke jeno bolechhilo, meyeraai meyeder sabcheye boRo shotru.

Chinepotka’r paathok-paathikaa’r kaachhe aamar sabinoy nibedon, aami nije male chauvinist noi. aami mohilader agraadhikaare biswas kori naa, samaan adhikaar e kori.

Ei muhurter paathok sankhya

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