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hochchetaa ki?

goto porshu theke gulir loRaai cholchhe se to dekhtei paachchhi. media shuye poRe, e or ghaaRer opor uthe, ei sujoge mohila sangbadik ke ektu konuiyer gNuto mere sab khobori aaday korchhe media. kintu hochchhetaa ki?

ei je eto gulo terrorist dhuke poRlo, aamader goenda doftor, jader pechhone aamader gada gada tax er taka jachchhe, taara ki bhyarenda ta bhajchhilo? ekhon shonaa jachchhe ei santraasbadi raa naaki 4 maas dhore operation ta plan korchhilo. seta 4 maas dhore intelligence agency jaante paareni keno? aar aajke hothaat 4 ghontaa’r modhye jene fello ki kore? shonaa jachchhe santraasbaadi ra naaki speedboat e chepe guchchher golaaguli niye matsyajeebi der graam diye dhukechhilo. takhan aamader Navy ki korchhilo? BSF ki korchhilo? aar ekhon seta eto sahaje jaana gelo ki kore? Eraa naaki goto 3 maas ekta baRi bhaaRa niye thaakto, kodin aage sei flat ta kineo niyechhilo. aabar sei eki proshno. eto kichhu ghotchhilo, aar keu kichhu jaanei naa? aar jei attack ta holo, omni sab tathya beriye elo??? hochchhetaa ki?

ojotobaar bola hochche taj mahal hotel aar oberoi trident jongi mukto, totobaar notun kore firing shuru hochche. keu jaanei naa, bhetore aaro kojon terrorist aachhe. kintu taar aagei boyaan dewaa hoye gelo! hochchhetaa ki?

ebaar santraasbadi der dik theke kichhu adbhuut asangoti. ei attack ta ekdiner kaaj noy,  maas ki taaro beshidin dhore er prostuuti. ekta bom faatiye hit-n-run noy. reetimoton hostage niye ghor aatke operation. aar sab miliye koyek koti taakar byapaar. kintu DECCAN MUJAHIDIN naamok akta awkhyaato puchke jongi sangothon chhaaRa keu er daay sweekar koreni. keno? obviously DECCAN MUJAHIDIN er kaaj noy eta, at least pechhone bihaal kono matha aachhe. kintu er motive ki? kono shorto aarop kora holo naa jongi der torof theke. kono muktipon chawa holo naa. sref gotakotok bachcha chhele ke super commando training diye pathano holo ekta eto boRo operation er jonye jaar outcome zero???? oraa keno etaa korlo? aar oraa taa kaara? kichhui jaana gelo naa.

aamra jaani terrorist ra ekta ideology niye kaaj kore. taara hoy hit-n-run operation kore, noyto hostage niye nijeder daabi aday kore. aar abashyai keu naa keu daay sweekar kore. kintu ekhaane to kichhui dekhaa gelo naa. hochchhetaa ki?

aar ekta katha. media. etaa ki korchho tumi? aami nije kichhudin photojournalism korechhi. ABP’r hoye kichhu kaaj o korechhi. kintu aamder kolkatay media’r ei ruup dekhini. ektu aage NSG’r head jakhan bibriti dichchilen, media huRohuRi korchhe byte pawar jonye. agreed, kaaje chap sabbaari thaake. sabaaikei nijer nijer channel e chhobi pthate hobe. kintu se ki bhaasha!! “e ch***ya UNI, hatt saamne se!” “abe e ND!! (NDTV) head down head down, mundi hataa behenc**d!” hochchhetaa ki?

Helicopter: prothomei bolechhi, asole kichhui naa, ekta kaat kore raakha iyaabboRo tebilfan. tobe ektaai paarthokyo, sheet korleo jakhan takhan fan taake bondho koraa jaay na. korle probhuuto chaap hoye jaawar sambhabonaa!

Ropeway: jhulonto tram. Tobe er chaka nei, aar ekhono obdhi er neeche kono kobi kata poRenni. Aamader paaRar uthti kobi Poltu daa ekbaar Musouri te giye ropeway te kata poRbar cheshta korechhilo, kintu boddo unchu bole subidhe korte paareni. Musouri te lombaa moi pawa jaay na.

JhNaata ebong Magic Carpet: Bilete jhNaata’r chol thaakleo, edeshe nei. Oder nuclear family te JhNaata’r upojogita thaakleo, aamader joint family te oi sab chole naa, taai edeshe magic carpet anek beshi jonopriyo. Breaking News: Bilet-er Firebolt brand JhNaatar brand ambassador Harry Potter ke Sonamoni Shataranchi Co. taader notun carpet line ‘Ulkaagoti Sheetolpaati’r bigyapon er jonye mukh dekhaate bolaay tini raaji honni. Sonamoni Shataranchi ekhon PC Sorcar ke tader brand ambassador korechhe. Shona jachchhe ‘Ulkaagoti Sheetolpaati’r notun ad e PC Sorcar o Venus Williams ke Hogwarts er opor diye uRte dekhaa jaabe.

Parachute: E ek aajob jaan, je opor theke neeche naamte paare, kintu kichutei neech theke opore uth te paare naa! Emonki, rainpipe beyeo naa! Ek-i naame narkol tel o pawa jay, kintu setaa poribohon er kaaje aasenaa.

UFO: Ekhaane showroom na thaakleo bhingrohe achhe. Ekhaane import korte khoroch koto jana jachchhe naa, tobe bNete bNete alien ra maajhe modhyei UFO chepe ese Hollywood baa Bollywoody filim e acting kore jay, aar oversmart Hrithik ke nyaka khokaa baaniye dey.

Plane: America’r aachhe juddho-bimaan, aamader aachhe Buddha-Biman! Kintu naa, aamra ekhaane jonosadharon er poribohon er katha bolte bosechhi, fole aamra jaatribaahee plane niye katha bolbo. Teente mosto subidhe:-

1) Feriwolaa baa bhikiri othe naa.

2) Ekgada stoppage nei.

3) Airhostess der niye daarun daarun MMS pawa jaay!

Asubidheo teente: -

1) Maajhrastaay kharap hole raastay neme thelaa jay naa.

2) Janala diye mukh baaRiye thutu felaa jay naa.

3) Running e otha naama khub mushkil.

bigoto koyek bochhor, anandamelar upanayas jhul hoye jachchhilo. kintu chhotogoppo gulo besh bhaalo hochchhilo. aami bishesh kore chhotogoppo gulor dikei taakiye thaaktum anandamela poRbaar samaye. kintu ebraare segulo-o mon bhoraate paarlo naa.

shuru korechhilum gondhochor diye. ek udbhot goppo. meaning taai porishkaar noy. Thik temoni hotchpotch ambience. ekdike electronic media-tedia diye ekta aadhunik porbesh toiri kore duum kore koththeke phoolpori chole elo! ei juxtaposition o safal hote paare. jodi Rowling er moton kolom er jor thaake. ekhetre seta hoyni. goppo ta jhule gechhe. aar ultimately ki dNaaRalo? goodwill bitoron? taar maane gaachh theke phool chhNiRte hobe? gaachher phool gachhe thaaklei sabcheye sundor noy ki?

borong sedik diy bhaalo hoyechhe Shishri Biswas er Sejusa’r Golpo. onaar gotobaarer goppo taa aamar bhalao laageni. temon expectation o chhilo naa. tobe ebaarer goppo taa besh bhalo laaglo. environment friendly goppo. bhalluker bachcha ke taar maayer kaachhe firiye dewaar goppo. gotobaaro ki jeno environmental theme chhilo, bhalao mone nei. ebaarer plot bhaaloi. tobe oto sahaje ki bhallukchhaana taake baar kore aana jaabe? sandeho hoy. lekhaar dik diye gotobarer cheye huge improvement.

aar thik ulto taa holo Himadrikishore er belaay. Bhodrolok gotobaar maanush-kumir naame ekta byapok goppo naamiyechhilen. kintu ebaare bikeler aaloy big disappointment. bhuter gopper ekta anyatomo indispensable element holo surprise element. setaa ekebaarei nei. porishkaar bojha jachchhilo Gomez bhuut hoyei esechhe. aar shesheo temon kono chomok nei. gotaanugotik melodrama. John aar Gomez haath dhoradhori kore dNaaRiye aachhe…

Ullas Mollik er Sadhanbabur Sampad thikthaak. tobe eteo temon notunattwo kichhu nei. aar goppo ta ekmon jaani purono dhNaach er. erokom goppo babader shuktaaray pawa jaay.

bhaalo laaglo Pathankhaali’r HanabaaRi. oi je, ektu aage bollum bhuut er gopper surprise element. haanadar bhuut je oi anker teacher, aar tNaake sasammaan e bidaay jananor jonye je sararaat anko koshte hobe- eta unique! :D gopper bhaasha aar plot o bhaalo. tobe ektu jeno beshi lombaa. aarektu chhoto holeo kono khoti chhilo naa. tobe aamar mote etaai ebaarer best.

Bharat er chandra bijoyer ahetuk fuurti te shaamil Dashu Pagalo!!

Bondhuraa, ei je ekgaada taka noshto kore chNaade jawa holo, taate Bharat er sadharon public er ki ghoRaddim laabh hobe amar motaa maathay dhukchhe naa. tobe kichhu bigyani’r collaar uNchu holo, no doubt!

Kintu e fuurti te jakhan sab Indian aar NRI netizen shaamil, takhan tader uddeshye aami utsargo korulm ei 1024×768 wallpaper. click kore download koro. aar desktop e lotke, taakiye taakiye bhabo, “aamrao paari. jakhan aar kono desh chNaad e giye faaltu taka noshto korte chay naa, takhan aamra chNaad e giye digbaaji kheye boli, ‘aamrao paari’!”

Gotobaarer Anandamela’r review lekhaar samaytei aami bolechhilum, je sab goenda goppo idaaning sab Felu legacy hoye jachchhe. ekta dada-kaka typer sabjaanta goenda, aar taar juvenile sahakaari. ei ekgheye plot theke naa berote paarle notun kichhu dewaa jaabena kishor der.

aamar blog er reach koddur aami jaaninaa. tobe ebaare Sabyasachi Sarkar er goppo ta poRe mone holo, hoyto… aamar blog aamar kotipoy bondhu chhaRao aaro keu poRe!

kono oti-paka dada maasi kaku goenda nei. kono jor kore hasabaar lok nei. flying kick maara assistant nei. tobe ekta strong goppo aachhe. freshness aachhe. aaro kichhu aachhe, jaar jonye Koko bonaam Rahul Dravid Ten ebaarer anandamela’r kishor paathok der kaachhe sabcheye priyo goppo.

sei aaro ta ki? dekhaa jaak.

Koko, Ronny aar Mem emon 3 bhaaibon, jaader sange khub sahajei connect koraa jaay. School e poRe, coaching class e jaay. thik jemon aajkal sab chhele meyei jaay. arthaat anandamela’r reader ra. Mem aabar TV’r reality show te gaan gaaite jaay. etaao aajkal anek chhele meye jachchhe (thanks to gada-guchchher realiy shows). Koko aar Ronny paaRay football khele. aar taara nijeder modhye katha bole emon bhaashay, ja khub contemporary bhaasha. shudhu taai naa, anek samaytei taara ash mitiye tiktikigiri korte paare naa school aar tuition er poRaar chaape. fole character gulo khub real. Tupur, Jhinuk baa Pandob Goenda’r cheye anek beshi real.

plot taao besh bhaalo. ekta contemporary problem ke niye lekha. terrorism, aar bomb blast. eigulo ekhon aamader jeebon er sange emon joRiye gechhe, je eraao bheeshon real hoye uthechhe. Mem’er reality show te gaan gawar moton-i real.

aar ekta bhaalo jinis holo, feasibility. kothaao baaRabaaRi koraa hoyni. chandan aar sudhanya terrorist holeo khubi low profile character, daabar ghNuti maatro. aar dhoraa poRlo taarai. aasol villain Chakraborty roye gelo aaRalei. jodi Koko’r moton sadharon chhele terror kingpin ke dhore felto, ektu baaRabbaaRi hoye jeto. setaa hoyni.

problem je ekebaarei nei taa noy, jemon RDX er moton explosive ke keu Rahul Dravid Ten er moton sahaj code debe naa. bolbe M144 kmbaa 94star er moton durbodhyo kichhu. aar Tolly Kali taao bokaboka. oi venue gulo ke number diye denote koraa hoy. jemon spot 72 baa point 11. naahole je keu oi code crack kore felbe. jemon ekhetre Kokoraa korechhe.

tobe sab miliye goppo taa bhaaloi. besh notunattwo aachhe. mobile explosion niye theme taao besh research kore koraa. tobe Koko-Ronny-Mem er series koraa kototaa fesaible, taa niye ektu sandeho thaakchhe. ebaare antagonist chandan nije football bhaalobase bole football er backdrop besh bhaalo merge kore gechhe. kintu bar baar to taa hobenaa. taahole khela taake sacrifice korte hobe. aar football ke baad diye Kokoder life bhaabao jachche naa.

Dekhaa jaak, saamner bochhor ki hoy….

Duto taara nibhe gelo. chirokaaler jonye.

Bharateeya cricket er sabcheye ujjwal taara gulo’r modhye duto. Ei duto taarar modhye mil jemon aachhe, amil-o temni.

Ekjon uddhoto, anyajon binamra. ekjon asankhyabaar match refferee’r kop-e poRechhen, anyajon praay clean man. ekjon rogchota, anyajon thaanda maathar.

tobe mil-o aachhe, dujonkei criket jeebon er sheshdin porjonto taRa kore beRiyechhe bitorko. dujonei bharat er sabcheye safal cricketer der anyatomo. aar mojaar katha holo, dujonei bheeshon underrated. tobe sabcheye boro mil sambhoboto, dujoner khelar style e. asmbhab loRaaku dui performer. baar baar selector der samaalochonaar shikaar hote hoyechhe dujonkei. kintu jobaab diyechhen tNaara maathe neme.

Tini Anil Kumble. eto underrated player hoyto bharateeyo cricket er itihas e aar nei. post-television juug er ekmaatro indian captain, jini TV te kono ad denni. baa bola bhaalo, keu tNake approach i koreni. keno korbe? tNaar bhodro shaanto imge diye kon product bikri hobe? taar opor tini taamam deshbaasi’r chokkhushuul! “ball ghore naa!” are aajob byapaar, ball ghoraano dorkaar, naaki dol er proyojone wicket pawataa dorkar? ke aane? aar sei jonyei tini 619 ta wicket peyeo alpo hasi mukhe maathe naamen, shooting floor e noy. aar dinesh kaarthik, jini tourist chhaRa kichhu non, tini ‘ek khilaaRi ek haseena’ namok ekta idiotic game show te byasto thaaken, binod kamblir sange.

Tini Anil Kumble. tini, bhanga chowaal niye 14 over ball kore Antigua te Brian Lara’r wicket niye desh ke bNaachiye den. porer din kaagoje lekha hoy, “ball ghore naa!” Loke bole cricket naaki ruupkatha. kobe kon ruupkathay nayak ke emon dustbin e chhNure felaa hoy keu bolte paaro? naa he, cricket taa holo life, ek kathor baastob jeebon. Jekhaane Jumbo’r moton cricketer ke 10 e 10 ta wicket niye 19 bochhor dhore asankhya test jitiyeo shunte hoy, “ball ghore naa!” tini Anil Kumble, taai tini alpo alpo haasen. kaaron tini jaanen, porer match e aabar tNaake ball haathe niye India ke bNachate hobe.

kintu aarekjon haasen naa.

tini Sourav Ganguly. tNaake dhil maarle paatkelti khete hobe. emon ekjon Bharateeyo adhinaayok, jini Steve Waugh ke maathe dNaaR koriye raakhen. jini Australia’r taana test jetaar bijoy rath thaamiye den Kolkatay. jini sledging er jowaab paalta sledging diye den. jini Bharatbaasi ke ICC world cup jetaar swapno dekhaan. jini Lord’s er balcony te jama khule uRiye Flintoff er asabhyataar uttor den. aajker ei togboge torun ra jNaar haathe toiri.

tini Sourav Ganguly. Kiran More aar Greg Chappell moto kichhu paa chaata kukur aar kaandogyan heen ujbuk der jonye dol theke baad poRte holo tNaake. saara cricket duniye jakhan dhorei niyechhe, Dada shesh, tini firey elen. Chappel saaheb er mukhta dekhbaar moton chhilo! Naah, cricket ta ruupkatha noy. truth is stranger than fiction. ebaar tini-i bollen, “Chappel baaRi ja!” kintu hole ki hobe? bitorko chhaaRlo na tNaake. jeebon er shesh test series khelte nemeo tini shunlen, “Sourav dol er bojhaa.” boktaa: Bishen Singh Bedi. jini na daakleo Australian camp e giye tNaar tips diye asen. emon tNaar saahebpreeti, aar cricket ta bodhhoy shesh khelechhilen Alexander er aamole. uttore? Sourav maathe neme century koren. bujhiye den, ke Maharaj!

Anil aar Sourav haarte shekhenni. shikhechhen loRaai korte. tNaara naayak non, adhinaayak. jader kaaj team ke aar desh ke baar bar uddhaar koraa. samasya theke, mushkil theke. ke ki bollo, sesab eNraa gaaye maakhen naa.

tNaara desh ke dite jaanen, nite noy.

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Jumbo’r flipper aar konodin batsman er middle stump chhitke debe naa. Dada’r step-out-chhokka aar konodin gallery te giye poRbe naa. tobu, oNraa theke jaaben prokrito cricket-premi der smriti te. tNaara naati-naatni der goppo shonaaben, “Kumbler porer ball taai bat-pad er fNaak diye soja wicket e!” kimbaa, “ulto dike takhan ektaar por ekta wicket poRchhe, aar ei dike Sourav eka loRe jachchhe dNaate dNaat chepe….”

Likhte to anekei paare, kojon bhaabate paare tomaar moton? Kojon dekhaate paare bhobishyat? Kojon saabdhaan korte paare, emon chokhe aangul diye?

Andromeda Strain (1969) tumi aamader dekhiye dile maanush kototaa asahaay, samaanyo virus er kaachhe. ekta alien virus. elo koyek minit er modhye shesh kroe dilo ekta gota graam ke. emon ek virus. jaake haaranor khomot kono oshudh er nei. kaaron se kaaj kore je kono oshudh er druuto. tumi bole dile, “sabdhaan how, ohe maanush. tumi ekhono vulnerable.”

The Great Train Robbery (1975) ke jeno tomaake bolechhilo, tumi historical novel likhte paaro naa. dekhiye dile tumi. asaadhaaron research kore naamiye dile 1855′r sei bikhyato sona churi’r ghotonaa ke.

Congo (1980) ebaar primatology. human culture ar primate culture ke gule naa khele emon ek khaana boi lekhaa jaay naa. taar sange jongol er nikhNut bornonaa, aar tomaar speciality- science fiction. sab miliye jaa dNaaRalo, poRe tomaake kurnish jaaniyechhi aamra sabaai.

Sphere (1987) Science fiction e alien maanei to ek khaana udbhot bitkel praanee, je ase maanusher khoti korte. kimbaa ET, je Elliot er bondhu hoy. taai naa? ke bollo? Je Sphere poRechhe, se jaane alien maane koto kee howaa sambhob. goppo taa bole tomaake chhoto korbo naa. tomaar goppo bolaar dhrishtotaa aamar nei. kintu Millitary intelligence aar Alien intelligence er sange fear psychology diye kono goppo je hote paare, Sphere e tumi promaan kore diyechho.

Jurassic Park (1990) aar The Lost World (1995) Kon ujbuk bolechhe Jurassic Park aar The Lost World dinosaur er goppo? hoy se mukhyu taa goppo gulo poReini, noyto poRe kisyu bozeni. Genetic Engineering aar Nonlinear Dynamics. Evolutionary biology aar corporate espionage. Michael, tumi dhanya!

Airframe (1996) ei goppo poRaar pore aar konodin keu nishchinto moe plane e chaapte paarbe naa. airplane company gulor mithye ashwash er balloon taa ke fNaasiye diye tumi chokhe aangul diye saabdhan kore dile. aaro ekbaar.

Timeline (1999) Ei bodhoy prothom ebong shesh Science Fiction, jetaa ateet e ghotomaan! shuru te tumi bolechhile naa, “the man who does not history, does not know anything”, ki daarun satyi katha setaa. Dark Age Europe niye eto extensive research? koro ki kore bolo to?

Prey (2002) Nanotechnology’r opor eto gobheer gyan kono non-research fellow’r thaakte pare e katha biswas koraa jaay naa. aar taar sange, distributive intelligence, arthropod culture aar predatory model. kiser sange je ki meshaano jaay, aamra bhaabtei paari na!!

naah bhaabte paari naa, satyi paari naa. tumi paaro. taai tumi Michael Crichton. tumi aamader anek kichhu shikhiyechho, anek issue niye bhaabiyechho. corporate culture er dark-side dekhiye tumi aneker biraagbhaajon hoyechho.

boddo kom samayer jonye pelum tomaake. aaro anek kichhu jaanr chhilo, shekhaar chhilo. khela naa furaatei khelaaghor bhenge gelo.

tumi aamader hoye anek research korechho, taai bodhoy eto klaanto hoye poRecho. taai naa?

Ghumo-o Michael, ghumo-o. shaanti te ghumo-o. disturb korbo naa tomaake.

Jathareeti Kakababu diye shuru korechhilum ebaareo. Gotobaarer goppo ta jaa chhilo, off baapre! jachchhetaai. bachcha kidnap. kakababur haath puRe jawa, ki nei? se tulonay ebaarer gopo ta better laaglo. Tobe tene baaRano. prothome oi dompoti aar taader bachchaa taake niye oto taanar ki chhilo bujhlum na. main gopper sange kono samporko-i nei. main goppo taa kintu amar khub kharap laageni ebare. maane idaning kakababu jaa hochchhe sei tulonaay aar ki. baaghineer maanusher bachcha protipaalon niye keu keu protibad korleo, byapaar ta asambhab noy. jeta asambhab setaa holo, chhele taar maanusher sangsparshe ese oto sahaje maaniye newaa. anyway, not trash at least. tobe kakababu dindin ruthless hoye uthchhen. mone aachhe, sei jongolgoR er chaabi te kakababu rajkumar ke guli korte paarenni? ekhon kintu tini fotafot fire kore den. aar praay protitaa goppei.

Samaresh Majumdar bodhoy kono upaay Bronx giye porechhilen. ebaarer Arjun taa Bronx er bhraman kaahineer cheye beshi kichhu mone holo naa. oti sahaj ekta rahasya. kaaktaleeyo bhaabe taar samadhan. Joseph er sange dekha anaa hole ki hoto? oto sahaje ki Bronx er underworld e dhokaa jaay? Bronx keno, kono desher underworld ei ki jaay? proshno gulo royei gelo. aar shudhu shudhu Major ke kodiner jnye boiraagyo-monosko koriye ki laabh holo? noyaa gimick? tobu gotobaarer cheye dher bhaalo. at least goppo ta shesh krote perechhi ebaare.

Mitin niye joto kom katha bolaa jaay, totoi bhaalo. Partho aaro boka hoye gechhe. Boomboom aaro tNyadoR. Suchitra ekhon Kolkatar ethnic community gulo niye porechhen. Ekbaar Anglo Indian, ekbaar chinese, ebare Armenian. porerbaar aarekta bhraman kaahinee aaschhe, taar porerbaar hoyto Baghdadi Jew der niye. ekkebare pattern hoye gechhe! anyway, plot er katha bolte gele bolte hoy jachchhetaai. Joseph Arakiyel aquarium e hire rekhechhen. tini bhaaloi jaanen kothaay rekhechhen. ebaare tini keno khaamoka diary te likhe raakhben, GOLD 13578? tini ki jaanten tNaar mrityur pore Mitin asbe todonto korte? aar tar subidher jonye oi code khaana likhe rekhe gelen? jottosab!!! aaro ekta katha, gopper chhobi hobe emon jaa gopper complimentray hobe. kintu mitin er gopper chhobi jini enkehhen, headpiece ekkhaana aquarium eNke choke angul diye dekhiye dilen, aquarium i gopper muul! poRaar aagei plot bojhaa gelo!

Borong tulonaay Deepkaku anek bhaalo. Character ta besh down to earth. Jhinuk keo besh bhaalo laaglo ebaare. ‘flying kick’ maara bondho korechhe. shudhu maatro mogojaastro khaatiye samsyar samadhaan. Deep aabar anek kichhu jaanen naa. Jhinuk er babar kaachh theke maajhe maajhe help nen. mobile baajleo dhoren naa. bhaaloi laage ei chhoto khaato realitygulo. Tobe rahasya gulo arektu strong hole hoyto aar bhaalo hobe. maane murder-turder naa thaakle goenda goppo temon jome naa.

Shirshendu’r bohudin dhorei nanarokom goppo likhechhen ei prodeep er daitya niye. kunjapukurer kaando, dhekur, ei genre’r-i goppo. ar ebaarer “unhu“-o taai. tobe goppo ta aamar bhaaloi laaglo. shirshendu’r goppe ekta byapaar baar bar dekhaa jaay, ‘live simple and avoid greed’ ei message taa. ebaarer unhu teo seta bortomaan. Daanu ke diye bojhaano holo, kono doibishokti naa thekeo maanush koto kee korte paare. chor, aar motaa daarogaa, ja shirshendu’r praay sab goppei thaake, ekhaaneo aachhe. baagh aar bhuut ta abishyi nei. Shirshendu’r haath theke kono ‘Gosaibagan er bhuut’ aar ‘PotaashgoR er jongole’ hoyto aar berobe naa. tobe ‘Unhu’ simple kintu bhaalo goppo.

aar ki baki roilo? o haan, Koko. kintu ota niye anek kichhu lekhar aachhe. porer post e hobe’khon!

Naah, samay taa khub-i kharap jachchhe! eddin dhore kolom keyboard pishe jekotaa lekhaa likhechhi, ar segulo jetuku popular hoyechhe sab-i bujhi jaay!

ekta bichchhiri aporaadh kore felechhi, ebaare bujhte paarchhi. aamader desher lok, se sada der puroshkaar pachchhe, aami kon shaala kNakRa taar biruddhe katha bolbaar?

naa he Aravind Adiga, aami bejaay khomaaprarthi. tomaar aage dher dher lok desher goribee beche kheyechhe, tumio khaao baapu! aaro bhikiri’r goppo lekho, aaro gotaakoy puroshkaar paao. taate aamader desher native, caucasoid er paa-chaata merudondo heen maanushjon aro dhei dhei kore naachbe. desher maatha taa aaro uNchu holo kinaa; aarekta lok, aarekta saaheb der dewaa puroshkaar pelo!

Satyajit Ray o ese gechhen torke. aami lekhaa tite Manik Babu’r naam korini, otoeb, jonogon dhorei nile, je aami tNaar pather pNachali ke goribi beche khawar theke aalada raakhbo. (eituku likhe jodi aami shesh kore di-i, erpor aarekdol aamake bolbe,”tumi ke he? pather pNachali’r moton asa-a-a-adhaaron cinema’r samaalochonaa korchho?” aami ei obdhi likhei chheRe dichchhi. jaar jemon khushi bhebe naao)

Rabindranath ke niyeo du katha shuniye diyechhe aamake Anirban. E bishoye abashya aami Anirban er sange ekmot. Oti thik katha. Geetanjali’r jonye bhodrolok ke Nobel Prize dewaar kono aanei hoy naa. anubad oti bitkel. kemon jaani sermon sermon shonaay lekhaa gulo. Hoyto onaake “lifetime achievement” er n\jonye prize dile thik hoto. kintu aamar point taa chhilo, Rabi mama sebhaabe bharat er daaridro ke nijer jonye commercialize kore hama denni. borong tini ranga jama poraa drishyo gulo kei tule dhorechhen! etaai to credit he. sab kichhui tomaar saamne bortomaan. konta tumi tule dhorbe?

Edike aarek ghyam kelo! Aamar bolg er ekonishtho paathok Shubhayan er ki kaarone jaani maathay dhukechhe, aami recently ekta bNaashbagan kinechhi, ebong roj oke protitaa post ei kono naa kono bhaabe bNaash dichchhi! jehetu aamar blog er paathok khub kom, aar ekonishtho paathok sankhya naganya; sutoraang aami ei allegation niye jaar-por-naai chintito!

kintu aamar aadh-chhotaak brain e ekta jinis kichhutei dhukchhe naa, “besh korechhi” ta dhaar koraa koifiyot holo ki kore? ota je aamar trademark koifiyot, se ta aamar blog paathok ra motamuti sabbaai jaane. dashu pagla’r koifiyot poRlei seta ter pawa jaabe.

aar pulitzer prize, photography niye bolte hole anek katha bolte hoy. se niye ekta post aami march maase ekta post likhechhilum. ekhon chhotto kore eitukui boli. photo’r moton mithyebaadi bodhoy aar kichhu hoy  naa. one picture speaks a thousand word, but 999 of them are lies. chhobi diye satya ke manipulate koraa je koto sahaj, se jekono photographer maatroi jaane.

bhoyonkor chhobi ke prize dewaar ektaai kaaron, triteeyo bishwa ke aaro borbor hisebe dekhaanor puroshkaar. 3rd world ke bhoyonkor hisebe dekhaale nijeder sabhayataar aaro boRaai koraa jaay. Ekhono porjonto Pulitzer prize pawa kotaa chhobi prothom bishwer? shock element ki shudhu 3rd world ei gijgij korchhe? Ei katha taa bolle jodi aamake CPM, baa Shubhayan er trademark “progotisheel” bolaa hoy, aami mene nite raaji achhi.

mone aachhe, maajhkhane ekta mail aasto, forwarded maal: ekta central african desh, sekhaankaar bachchader sange USA’r chhele-meye der tulonaa. dyakho, oder koto kom aachhe, aar tomraa eto peyeo nei nei korchho? sei mail taa te ekta chhobi chhilo, US er bachchara Nike pore aachhe, aar African bachcha gulo paaye chyapta plastic er botol bnedhe ghurchhe. otaai oder juto. ekdom baaje katha! ora orokom koshto kore juto porbe keno? oraa dibyi khaali paaye hNaat te abhyasta. khaali paayei hNaatbe. aasole US er bachcha ra khaali paaye hNaatar katha bhaabtei paarenaa. taai tader dekhaanor jonye orokom ekta juto toiri kore oi kaalo bachchaguloke poriye saajiye chhobi tolaa holo. dyakho, ora koto koshte aachhe. koshte ora abashyai aachhe, kintu omni kore juto poraar kono proyojon oder nei.

aar post ta ingriji te likhechhi, taar kaaron larger audience ke target koraa noy, aami boi ta ingriji te poRechhi. poRte poRte nana chinta aaschhilo maathay. segulo ingiriji tei. taai, segulo bangaly likhini. lost in translation howaar bhoy thaake. e bishoye aami Amitabh Bachchan er sange ekmot. chinta je bhashay aase, sei bhashatei taake prokaash koraa uchit.

larger audience-taudience bhaable aami tags feltum, categorize kortum, search engine er katha chinta kore optimize kortum.

aami chinepotka ke konodin market er tNaabedaari koraaini. konodin koraabo-o naa.

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