Aamar ek bondhu aachhe. Aasol nam bolchhi naa, dhora jaak- Chiradeep. Salt Lake er baasinda. Besh poysawola ghorer chhele. emnite chhele bhaaloi, khaway-taway; eksange berole buser tikit kaate. Kintu ekta mosto samasya aachhe. chheletar sange ami ekaa thaakle 5 minit er beshi katha bolte paari naa. Katha furiye jaay.
Chiradeep boi poRe naa. 
Chiradeep khoborer kaagoj poRe naa (Page3 ta chhaaRa). Chiradeep naatok dekhe naa. aar sabcheye aashchojyer bishoy Chiradeep Amalkanti ke chene naa. aar Amalkantir katha ki bolchhi? Chiradeep tNyashgoru ki jinis jaane naa!! eteo jodi paathok gon abaak naa how taahole jaaniye raakhi ekdin aami aar Chiradeep ekbaar South City Mall e giyechhilum (South City Mall dekhaar por Chiradeep sweekar korechhe Kolkata taao ekta bhodro-sabhya shohor. etodin City Centre thaakar jonye shudhu maatro Salt Lake-i shohor bole gonyo hoto), sekhaane CCD te Joy Goswami ke dekhe aami bollum, “Are! Joy Goswami, oi dyakh!” Chiradeep ekta blank look dilo, “ke? kothaay?” aami to hNaa, “tui sala Joy Goswami ke chinis naa?” “naa, ke tini?” aamar paa theke matha obdhi jwole gelo, mone holo joRaa paaye kNyat kore jheRe di-i! rege-mege bollum, “underworld don.” eibaar se uttejito holo, “koi? koi??” bollum, “oi je, coffee khachchhe.” “Jyah!” Abishwas korlo Chiradeep, “se ero’m open e bose coffee khaabe?” tomraa bhaabchho se aamar thatta korchhe? anya keu hole aamio taai bhaabtum. kintu Chiradeeper agyotaa eiro’m-i gogonchumbi!
aajob tNyash! telebhaaja khaayna- ‘boddo calorie’, edike pizza khaabe gopgop kore, dhaalao cream dewaa pastry khaabe! gorom eggroll khaabe naa fast food stall theke, edike baasi thanda kochuri khaabe sajano dokaan theke! paarotpokkhe Bharatborsho ke bhaalo bolbe naa, jodio desher baaire paa raakheni kokhono. kathay kathay YO! bolte chaaRbe naa, keno bole nijeo jaane naa. cappuccino ke Kaapuchino naa bole bolbe kyapasino. Raastay berole kaane ipod gNuje bNuud hoy thaakbe, nijeke baairer duniye theke shaamuker moton gutiye rekhe. Rabindrasangeet shunle hya hya kore haase, gaan gaay Ricky Martin er- Un, dos, tres un pasito pa’lante, Maria edike uchcharon kore Un, dos, tres, hNu hNu hNu, Maria….. arthaat ki bole bujhi naa, kintu Ricky Martin geye Hepp hote hobe.
Ei hepp kathataar maane ki, aamake jigyes koro naa bondhugon. aamar jaana etogulo bhaahar modhye aami hepp katha taa khNuje paaini. katha taa aami jaar kaachhe shunechhi, aamar model-bondhu Manisha’r (naam poribortito) kaachhe, se nijeo jaane naa. ami jigyes korechhilum maane ta ki? Manisha bolechhe, “Hepp? hepp maane Yo!” aamar porer proshno, “Yo maane?” 
“aare Yo mane jaano naa? Yo maane Yaa! maane hepp! maane hip! bujhle?” kichhui bujhlum naa. tobe eituku bujhlum je aami kichhu bujhinaa. aamar bojhbujhir baaireo ekta bishaal jogot aachhe. jekhaane notun Bangali ra baa Bong ra thaake.
Emon ekta jagat, jekhaane Jeebananda nei, Coffe House nei, Neellohit nei, Humayun Ahmed nei, contemporary kono samasya nei. Rabindranath aachhen- ekta thakurer muurti hisebe. aar aachhe mass-culture – jaar sange culture er kono samporko nei. aachhe American hiphop, pizza, burger, mall-culture, hang-out, discotheque, ipod, bollywoody gaan, cellphone, orkut aar prochur porn site.
wishing you a HEPP-Y New Year Fourteen-Sixteen! The year of the Nex-gen Bongs.
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April 14, 2009 at 9:56 am
Lopa
Next Gen katha ta ki bola jaay? Kar next? aamader porer ki aamader dada didi der porer gen naki aamader maa babar porer gen?
mane kon age grouper porer generation er katha bolchho?
dekho sab samay e kintu du dharaner manus achhe. Amal kanti k dhorei jodi boli tahole ek dol amalkanti k chene arek dol holo jara amalkanti k chene na.
Ebar aamar maa baba amalkanti k chinto tara e kintu aamay amalkantir sathe porichito koriyechhe, aamio aamar porer gen k porichoy korabo wid amalkanti.
Kintu jara pratham thekei amalkanti k chene na tader ki hobe? tader porer prajonmo janbe ki kore? Aami bayo jeshthho emon anek kei jani jara amal kanti k chene na, aabar tader chhele meye ra hoyto kono bandhu ba bandhur maa’r kachh theke suneche jeneche amalkanti k. Kintu tader maa baba kintu amal er sathe porichoy korate pareni.
Aami kintu parents gurdian deri dosh debo.
ekta bachha k thhikthhak manus kora aamar mone hoy prithibir kothintamo kaaj. Ekta puchki ki nije boi kine porbe? se ki jane abol tabol? taa k to ene dite hobe? taa k to porate hobe. Interest ta toiri kore dite hobe. tobe to se nijei porbe.
Chiradeep er matan manus jug e jug ei ache , sudhu rong bodleche bhashar , culture er.
ei prasange ekta chotto ghatona ullekh na kore parchhina. Aamar ek bandhu Amalkanti k khub pachando korto, sei jonne taar boy friend tumul rege jaay K amal kanti? Kobe theke aalap? kobe meet korechho!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ei sab
Bhaba jaay!
R khabar bapareo aami dashur sathe ekmot.. Saptahe 6 din bhat khay na mota hoye jabe bole kintu pizza kheye dinner korchhe. ekta gota pizza!!!!
Aasole khub dukhher sathei janachhi bangalee ra , mane besir bhag bangalee ra e nijer culture k bisorjon diye anyer taa k grahon kore. E jeno nijer maa k ghorer konaay fele rekhe anyer maa k apon kore newa.
Kojagori lokhhi purnima kobe jane na kintu dandiya nacher progrme ta kintu mathay snete achhe.
Bangalee biye teo aste aste non bengalee style puro ese geche.
Aamar ek bandhur biyetei deklam taar mehendi khochito haath k aaro drishti nandan korte hathe multi color sticking stone diye sajano.
Aami onyer maa k asanman, ashradhha korte kakhonoi bolchhi na, kintu nijer maa k bhalo na baste parle anyer maa k satyi shradhha kora jaay ki?
April 14, 2009 at 2:09 pm
AMI
shob i to bujhlum…..kintu 1416 byapar tao tor oi chiradeep ba manisha ra bujhbe na re…….America is cool n India is beyond improvement jader motto tara beshir bhag i baba/maa’r poyshay faat maare ar “yo” hobar bifol cheshta kore……bifol ei-jonnye je oder pet e boma marleo kono substantial jinish berobe na,kono bishoye kotha era bolte pare na,khamokha ghar naray r diet coke/pepsi can haate niye shopping mall e haant’te haant’te nijeke byapok sophisticated bhabe.Low waist jeans chara ( jeta tui o bejay porte bhalo-bashish,tao nongra ) kono jama-kapor isn’t “yo”enough.
tobe hyan,eder awaj marle bhishon khepe giye aro beshi style marar cheshta kore jokhon,sheta dekhte daaarrrruuunnnnn moja lagey…heheheeeeee….
April 14, 2009 at 2:56 pm
pratyush
Lopa-r sathe amio ekmot.
Kintu eder upor raag kore tui, ei gota bachhor tike ei ujbuk der naam e utsorgo korli keno hey shuni?
April 15, 2009 at 4:33 am
Rimi
Achha, khamokha “next gen”ke dosharop korata ki thik hochhe? Amar boddo gaaye laglo. Aapnar ei Chiradeeper moto ulluk aapnader othoba aapnader pitrideber generation e chhilo na bolchhen? Pukka sahebra taholey elo kottheke? Aar rege jaaben na, kintu half-century aage jemon kichu ognisphulingo nokshalponthi grassroot workers chhilo, temoni odurodorshi blindly faithful Marxist activist o chhilo. Mot kotha, ulluk ujbuk shorbortro shorboshomoye thaake. Hyaan, jara America America kore, ichhe kore majhe majhe taader ghaar dhore ei deshta ghuriye di… kintu tate tader gyaanchokkhu khulbe emnon guarantee nei. Abar on the other hand, emon maal o achhe jara ei deshe eshe hothat-boroloker moto hothat chorom Bharotiyo hoye othey. Ebong jehetu nijer “culture” shomporke bishesh kichui jaane na, jorataali diye, ekhan okhan theke tukro jogar kore takei “Indian culture” bole chaliye deye. Diaspora groups onek shomoye desher lokeder theke beshi conservative aar gora hoy ei karone — kheyal kore dekhben.
Jaak. Eder otha bhebe notun bochhorta noshto korben na
Bhalo thakun, aar likhte thakun.
April 16, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Joy Forever
Amar ek bangali bondhu achhe, probaasi na, Kolkatay bari. Se naki Feluda gulo shudhu English e porechhe. Tyansh goru’r naam korle chinte parbena sure, jodio se roj-i taake aaynay dekhe thake. Erakom lokeder sange roj-i dekha hoy – deshe thakteo hoto, akhono hoye cholechhe. Era hep hote chaay karon hep howa ta “cool”… cool maane ki? Na “hot”. Ami jetuku ingreji jani taate eita bujhina…
Kintu Lopa jeta bolechhe tar sange aami 100% ekmot. Chhele meyera ki shikhchhe, kon culture bhalo baschhe seta puro puri baba-mayer opor nirbhor kore. Amar jakhon 5 bachhor boyes ar amar bon-er 1 ero kom, takhon amar baba Allahabad e bodli hoye jaay, ar ei 2007 e firechhe. amra du bhai bon puropuri allahabad e manus hoyeo kintu Bangla sahityer sange motamuti touch e achhi, bangla gaan bhalobasi, bangla cinema dekhi. Eta puropuri amar baba mayer goon. Kintu oi je bollam, Kolkatatei emon sample achhe jara bangla boi poreni jibone. Taholei bujhe nao seta kaar dosh!
Ar America ke nakol korbar kathai jodi bolo tahole boli, “American Culture” kothata kintu ekta oxymoron. Lack of culture kei American culture bole. Kajei seta follow kora to anek sahoj. Ei “bong” (kathatar asol maane kintu gaanja khawar kolke) ra Ricky Martin shone karon onyo bong ra shunchhe, ebong american ra shunchhe. Bhalo laagchhe bole noy. KFC te, McDonalds-e, Pizza Hut-e khaay karon ota cool, alur chop ta cool na… tumi ei sahoj byaparta bujhlena… (fuchkar kintu ektu holeo cool status achhe, sambhaboto girlfriend der pachhondo bole). Ar oi KFC ar Pizza Hut e khete khete jeans gulo prokritir niyom ei kromosho low-waist hoye pore… jodi na tara “gym” e jawar samay paay. Rastay haanta ta abar thik serakom cool noy kina… tachhara City Center ta edik odik paar kortei to katto time lege jaay!
Jaai hok, e jato likhbo tato berei jaabe. Notun bachhorer shuru ta PNPC kore na katiye, sabbaikar mongol kamona kora jaak.
April 19, 2009 at 4:26 pm
the joker
acchha bhollu da (nam ta ki change korte hobe??) ..jai hok .. eta sune amar chena ekta chele r kotha mone pore gelo! chele ta amar elakay thake , (abar jigges koro na ami kothay thaki) , amar sathe ek-i steam-e porche, but du jon er collge alada, kintu ami ba o kaukei chintam na, porichoi orkut er soujonyo-e ! se chele r sathe tumi kotha bolleo ei dharonai hobe, vabe nijeke khub technical YO! (he he ) jodi ja jane seta 2-3 maser purono golpo, sotti bolchi amar vai-o bodhoi eto backdated noi , jodio vai er madhyamik bole ami PC te boste dichhi na besi, se prem korena , mal khaina , bari theke beroi na, ebong paradise e cinema dekhte gie paser chele deepika padukone k dekhe khisti korle palie jai ebong amake pore golpo ta bolar age bole kauke bolis na .to asol kotha tai asi . ekdin orkut er bangla khisti theke Fossils er “Ekla Ghar” er ekta parody peyechilam (abar bolo na ei sob opo songskriti!!) to ota oke mail korlam , to pordin dekha hote bollo bangla gaan ajkal ei rokom hoi !! ami to akash theke porlam – e chele asol gaan tao soneni !! ha hotosmi !!
jai hok bhollu da eta pore apnar ki mone hoi seta bolben !
oho Joy da r kotha pore ekta kotha mone holo … ei je cool jara, tara kintu cool noi , tara holo KEWL ! era baper gari chore school e jai , college uthe ar bap er gari chore na, taxi (jake ora cab bole , amra boli taxi) chore collge e ase, r mall e gie somoy katay …. ha mall e jete amar-o kharap lage na kichu valo meye dekha jai to !
April 20, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Ekla Pothik
Eram hatath kore kichu bola amar thik hocchhe kina janina, mane age pore kichu na pore ba samne pichone kauke na chine. Kintu ghotona holo lekha ta pore amar o kichu bolte iccha jaglo. Lopa jeta boleche seta thik, oshwikar karar jaiga nei. kintu aro kichu bapar o er sange joriye ache. amar baba amake konodin chotobalay hindi cinema dekhte daini.bolto oi culture ta bhalo noi.takhon raag hoto, bhabtam baba kichu bojhe na. hindi cinema jodi kharap habe tahole tahole ato baro deshe jara jara hindi te katha bole tara ki sabai sudhu kharap cimena dakhe.ashol bapar jeta bujhini seta holo oi bayas e amar khomota chilo na 10 ta kharap jinis er moddhe theke akta bhalo jinish khuje niye seta upbhog karar.amader bangali der sange obangali der akta sankskrit igato parthokko ache.seta bojhar bayas takhon chilo na. foloto khub sahojei kichu bhulbhal jinis shikhe jaoar sujog chilo.parthokko ta aro bujhte pari barir baire ese.amra school e khub mon diye porashuna kori. class 12 obdhi to botei.baba mayer kara anushashon e thaki.er kharap ta kakhon hoi jakhon college jibon shuru hoi.hatath kore poa shadhinotar sange khap khawate na pere amra urte giye mukh thubre pori.kintu ami dekhechi amar obangali bondhuder ke, bisheshoto uttor bharotio. ora school jibon ta chutiye ja khushi kore baray, barir kono shashon chhara.kintu college poucholei tara nijeder peshadar jibon sammondhe sachetan hoye pore. folsarup chakri jibon amra akhono pichiye achi. ami amon anek bandhur sange mishechi jara sab mughal samrat er naam jane na, amon ki asam bharatborsher kon dike tao jane na.jar ortho itihas-bhugol sab kichute tader gyan lobodanka.tao tara aaj amar age ache.sab samay je sab kichu ja chotobalay sekhano hoi setai jiboner mulmontro ba adorsho hoye uthte pare ta noi. ami amar poiter samay sera satyajit upohar e peyechi. Upohar data amay chene bolei oiram akta upohar amay diyeche.amar baba ma chotobalay amar hate sukumar ray ba upendra kishor ray amar hate tule diyeche. aar ami jakhon nijer jinis nije hate tule nite shikhlam takhon buddhadeb guha ba sunil ganguly kei bechechi.amar kichu bangali bandhu ache jara konodin satyajit ray poreni, kintu tader jakhon ami khagom ba bipin babur smritibhrom er galpo shuniyechi tarao proshongsha koreche.modda katha holo baba ma ba gurujon der chestar pore akta nijossho probitti amader thake. ami satti janina seta thik kiser bhit er opor dariye ache, kintu seta ache bolei ami biswas kori.nijer songoskritir kador ta loke bojhe gondir baire gele. seta ami kolkatar baire bose bujhi.naboborsher din jakhon dekhi machi ora choto khato bangali hotel eo khawar jonno line aar hawa bheshe otha katha “bacchorkar dine bangali khabar na khele hoi!!!” takhon satti dukkho hoi.
Hoito anek aprasongik katha likhe fellam.aar lekhar obhyas nei bole hoito gathon ta bhul bhal holo. khoma ghenna kore neben aar ki
May 28, 2009 at 10:23 am
ajj_bosnto
generation ba projonmo jai bolona keno, kichu fank theke jabe etai sabhabik.ek projonmer songe onno projonmo ke kono nikhut gaamitik rekha tene alada kora jabe na, je rekhar ekpase ek projonmo to ar ek pase onno projonmo,boronche tar ekta obhivagyya onchal theke jabe. k ba kara amolkanti k chinto, chene ba chinbe er opor bangali samajer gontobbo nirvor kore ki? kichu ta holeo kore hoito odhikansho kore na.
Bangali kader bolbo?ki ki sanoskritir lalan palan korle prithibir je kono prante nirdihay bola jabe e bangali?
Bongo desh theke anek dure thaki.Jkhon suni bangali theke o choto choto bachhara Bangla porte pare na ulte bes gorbobhore tader baba maa ra bole o bangla porte pare na, nidarun koruna hrideyer bhetor theke uthe ase.
Ei baba maa der songe(anto to odhikansher) amalkanti r porichoy chilo,ghana da,teni da theke bomkesh bakshi,sobai chilo gharer lok.Tahole ei gorber utso kothay?amar bachha bangla porte pare na///
samaje ekta sonoskrti onno sonoskriti r songe milemishe notun kichu ekta hobe eta to kammo, ta bole nijer utso bhule jaoa kon dharaner sonoskriti?Sei Bonolata Sen ajj kon lash kata ghare suey ache? je tabiler opor suey ache setar upadan MARKET ECONOMY.
Er kache tike thaka sesh katha, chok choke moroke asar drrobbo babohar korte sekhano,aslil holeo mene neoa jai silpe sahitye, kintu asundor ja mene neya jai na serakam kichu ke nirvor kore amra ekhon dharmeo achi jirafeo achi.
Sadharonto eta jodi Afrika, australia r protonto pranter kono janjati hoto jader otite kono boichitro chilo na, ja samne peyche tate drobibhuto hoye gache,tahole bolar kichu thakto na. anek anek din age, tokhono kichu lok nischoi chilo jara kristi bohirbhuto,kintu parthkko ta hochhe je baydhi age sotkora dos joner chilo,sei baydhi ekhon sotkora nobbi joner.
bari theke anek dure theke jkhon dekhi kichu hazaro protikulotar modhey o bangla porar chesta korche ar ulto dike moron pon kore bangla bhulte bosche, e prosner uttor kujte geye amar dishehara abostha hoi.
Varsha thakuk telegrapher tare bosa phinger lege
June 10, 2009 at 9:01 am
Tuccho
Ami ajke ekti sompurno onno ekti totthor khoj korte giye ei lekha guli ke pori ar porar pore ami amr kichu bektigoto boktobbo nah besh kore ar thakte parlam nah.
Ei toh kota din ager kar kotha boli.Ami ei totthoprojuktir juger shob theke unnotomaner matrimonial website ” Orkut ” e boshe chat koritechilam ,emon shomoye ekti meye jar naam Trina,online holo. Besh kotadin dhorei amar tar saathe alap porichoy ache tai majhe moddhei amra kichu bartar adan prodan korie thaki. Ta shedin baire tumul brishti ar ei brishte te mone mone khub Coffee pan korar akulota jege othe.Kothati oi meyeti ke boltei she bole uthlo ami toh ajkei kheye elam.Amar dharona chilo loke barite boshei coffee khete pare kintu notun projonmer kache shei coffee’r kono shaad nei. Tara CCD ba Barissta cchara cofee khete bhalo bashenah. Mone holo coffee house jeno ar kolkatar buke nei.
Meyeti oshtom shrenir chatri ar bondhuder saathe she majhe modhe coffee pan korite jae. Koutuhol er boshe jiggesh korlam je tar khorcha koto pore?? Uttor ti shune amr cchokkhu chorok ghach !! Bole naki Rs1000/- thek Rs1200/- moddhe . Mane hisheb korle mashe Rs 4 thek Rs 4.5 thousand. Ar puro bocchorer dhorle pray Rs50,000/- . Shudhu Coffee khete !! Obak hoye jiggesh korlam tar boyesh .Uttore janlam matro 13.
Ei boyeshe amader generation jodi Rs50/- chaitam tar jonne amake ontotoh 49 ta koifiyot dite hoto shonge korchar hisheb.
Nijer dike takie mone holo ami ki amar porer projonmo ke chini naki erao morichikar moton kormoshoyi duure chole jacche ar ami apran cheshta korchi shotti ta ke mene nite.
Amar nijer bektigoto dharonah je ajker projonmo ebong ashche projonmo kuti shilpo ke daitoh shohokare shesh kore debe. Ar tader khorcha dinke din barbe. Keno ?? kenoki order ekti shamanno kintu khub gurrutoh purno shikkhar obhaber karone. Sheti holo — Taka poishar mullo bojha ar ditiyohtoh shashroy kora !!
Shomoyer kanta joto amader ke shesh ghorir dike niye jacche totoh ami ei onishchoyotaye dube jacchi je amra unnotir pothe naki obonati ??
Kakor joddi ei ishoye kono byakkha thake janio..
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