Ekti kathopokathan

Pennsylvania te ek Bangali chhatro ke raastay dhorlen ek maarkin bhodrolok.

“tumi Indian?”

“Agye haan.”

“tomaake ekta katha jigyes korte paari?”

“haan haan, bolun naa.”

“aami ei kodin aage Slumdog Millionaire movie ta dekhlum. bujhle…. taa film ta dekhe aamar baar baar mone hochchhe India jayga ta thik safe naa.”

“naa naa, taa keno…. India’r beshirbhaag jaygai Americar beshirbhaag jaygar cheye beshi safe. tobe kinaa kichhu kichhu jayga te naa jawai bhaalo. taa seto aapni US er anek shohoreo jakhan takhan mugged hoe paaren. taai noy ki? taa seisab jayga gulo avoid korlei holo. byass, aapni safe.”

“Achchha, 26/11 er moton chotona ki praayi ghote okhane?”

“motei naa, ota ekta freak incident. 9/11 ki rojroj ghote?”

“aasole ki jaano to, aamar next week Mumbai jawar katha aachhe. taai ektu chintito hoye poRechhi. achchha, India te to hunting allowed naa, taai naa?”

“haan, thik-i shunechhen.”

“tahole to bhaari mushkil holo dekhchhi!”

“keno bolun to? aapni ki professional hunter? maane shikaar kortei jachchhen odeshe?”

“naa naa, taa noy. shunechhi India te rastay baagh ghure beRaay…”

“sesab bohudin aager katha, ekhon jodi aapni baagh dekhe paan nijeke bhagyobaan mone korben. aamra nijeraai konodin chiRiyakhanar baire bagh dekhini.”

“naa maane dhoro baagh jodi aamar theke kichhuta duureo bosey thake, ami to threatened feel korte paari. Ekhaane jodi aamake ekta bhalluk aakromon kore, aami taake guli kore paari- for self defense. kintu India te to aami taa paarbo naa, jodi Mumbai te aamake ekta baagh aakromon kore!”

“Hummmm… seta ekta samasya bote! anyway, happy journey.”

kathopokathan ti ekkebaare baastob. ekhaane kono kaalponik byapar-syapar nei.

Song: Jana Gana Mana Rann

Ekta gaaner ki review hoy? jaani naa. tobe mone holo gaan ta niye kichhu likhi.

prochur torko-bitorko poRchhi aar shunchhi gan ta niye. youtube search kore taai shoto byastotaa aar sahasra aalasyer modhyeo gaanta shune fellum.

lyric niye bolte hole prothomei bolte hobe ASADHARON! gaantar gaambheerjo atuut rekhe ek notun moRoke samasya gulo tule dhora satyi-i prosongsaar jogyo.

vindhya himachal yamuna ganga mein tezaab ubal raha hai

kimbaa

aag mein jal kar cheekh raha hai, phir bhi koi nahin bachata/ gaahe tava jaya gatha

awesome!

music eo notunottwo aachhe. rokto gorom koraa suur. bishesh kore suurer otha-poRaa taa besh bhaalo laaglo.

visuals o bhaalo.

tobe kono kono jaaygay suurer sange katha thik khaap khaayni. mone hochchhe jeno jor kore dhokaano hoyechhe. jemon: punjab, sindhu, gujarat maratha aapas mein laR ke mar rahe hain ei jaayga ta.

kintu aasol katha taa holo, eto bitorko keno? national anthem ke pNyachano hoyechhe bole? kintu jakhan national song ke pNyachano hoyechhilo, takhan to kono bitorko hoyni. AR Rahaman er “Vande-e-e-e-e Ma-a-ataram” ke to proti 26 e januray aar 15 i august folaao kore dekhanao hoy.

naaki Rahman neta der tel merechhilen bole tNaar saat-khun maaf? aar Ram Gopal Verma satyi taa dekhaalen bole eto abhijog?

eisab boka boka jinis niye bhaalo cinema aatke dewaar ghotonaa aamra rang de basanti’r khetreo dekhechhi. Rann er khetreo dekhte hocchhe. aasole apriyo satyi katha bolte gele khomotaseen ra chepe dhorbei.

tobu ei protibaad hok. beriye asuk apriyo satya taa. anek to prem prem khela holo. aar keno? ebaar multiplex theke beriye raastay aasuk bolly-darshak. dekhuk nijer desher aasol chehara taa, jekhaane make-believe world e chocolate icecream niye prem nei, aachhe jaati danga aar corruption. jekhaane soniye aar munde der niye gaan nei. aachhe byakul aarti-

Bharat ko bachale vidhata….

Superhero maane Dhishoom-Dhishoom

Spider-Man 3 dekhaar por anekeri abhijog, cinema ta atyonto baaje maarka. sarakkhon sabaai bhNya-bhNya kore kNede cholechhe. acton nei. kichchhu naa.. durrr…. ekjon to bolei dilo osab dekhte holey sukhen das dekhbo, Spiderman dekhbo keno?

Ke jaane keno, aamra jeno dhorei niyechhi superhero maanei ekta maardanga chhobi hobe. bitkel bitkel villain aasbe. aar aamader hero taake dhore udbhot kaayday kyalabe. Eta bangali tothaa bhaaroteeyo dorshok er maathay kichhutei dhoke naa, je Superhero film maanei maramari noy, superhero’r o ekta personal life thaake. aar setaa niyeo goppo hote paare.

aami chotobelaay aamar ek NRI maasir doulot e prochuur Marvel aar DC comics poRechhi. ekhono mone aachhe, takhan aamar bochhor 5 ek boyes. maasi ene diyechhilo ekgada X Men, Spider-Man aar Bat Man. aami segulo poRtum bolaa bhul, kaaron takhan oto ingriji poRaar moton dhoirjo chhilo naa, aami beshitaai chhobi dekhtum, aar drawing khatay aaNktum. kintu takhani ekta jinis kheyaal korechhilum, maramari’r chhobi oi gulo te khub beshi nei. spider-man e to bheeshon-i kom. ekta bheetu-bheetu cheharar lok, se byata shudhu ekta meyer sange katha bole, raasta diye hNaate, aar office e giye sada-chul boss er khisti khaay.

Satyi bolte aamar bhallagto naa. or cheye aranyadeb aar mandrake bhaalo. guli-bonduuk aar magic! boigulo baaksho bondi hoye poRechhilo. (aamader baaRite aabar kono boi bikri koraa hoy naa) ektu boRo howaar pore, ei jakhan 14-15 bochhor boyes, maane jakhan iye paka hoye gechhi, aabar boi gulo ke niye boslum. ebaar kintu gotaa chhobi taai paalte gelo. poRlum boiguoke bhaalo kore. ar ebaar bujhlum, goppo kon uchchotaay jete paare.

Superhero der aamra traditionally dekhi maramari korte aar asambhab sab stunt korte. kintu taader je ekta life thaakte paare, aar tarao je aamader motoni nana social samasyay bhoge etaa aamra baar baar bhule jaai. kintu DC aar Marvel comics er superhero raa abishyasyo rokom down to earth. taara aamader protyek er moton-i nana doinondin jhaamelay bhoge. aar oi super power jonyei tader samasya gulo aaro beshi.

jemon Wolverine. X men jaara poRechho, baa dekhechho, taara jano ei choritro tike. ek aswabhaabik khomotaar adhikaari. or kono injury hole bheeshon chotpot sere jaay. emonki ekbaar mathay guli legechilo, ektu pore sei guli taa beriye aase, aar wolverine koyek minit er modhyei sustho hoye othe. etaai or superpower. plus nokh ber korte paare beRal er moton haath theke. kintu mushkil holo, loktaar bejaay matha gorom. kono kaajei tike thaakte parenaa. aar lokjon oke duur duur kore taRiye dey freak bhebe. Wolverine shesh obdhi lokaaloy theke chole jete baadhyo hoy, kNaadte kNaadte, jongol-e. sekhane se pray jontur moton thaakte shuru kore. kintu sekhaneo shaanti nei, Govt. taake khNuje ber kore, taader secret service e taake byabohaar korte shuru kore. ek kathay Wolverine ruupantorito hoy ek bhaaRate khune te. joddin naa Prof. Xavier taake tule aanen nijer school-e. sekhaane Wolverine professor hisebe nijukto hoy.

ei je byaapar taa, ei je ek asadhaaron lok er sadharon kichhu samasya’r kachhe here jawa. ei je taar nijer khomotaar jonyei ekghore hoye jaawa, eguloi Marvel comics aar DC comics er duniya. sekhaane superhero raa maaramaari kore, kintu seta taader life noy, part of life.

porer baar aaro bokbok koraa jabe e niye. ekhon angul byatha korchhe.

Seisab shoishab: Daaknaam

chhotobelaa ta bhaari sundor chhilo amader. chhutite summer camp chhilonaa. kuRkuRe chhilonaa. guchchher TV channel chhilonaa. internet to duurer katha, computer-i chhilo naa. MP3 chhilonaa, iPod chhilonaa.  taahole ki chhilo? maathe ghaas chhilo, sei ghaase lutoputi khawa chhilo. tubewell pump kore jol khawa chhilo. iskool theke feraar pathe pithe bag niye chhut-te chhut-te race laagiye baaRi fera chhilo. laal-neel-holud icecream chhilo jaa khele jibh rongeen hoye jeto. aaro horek mojaa chhilo ja amone poRle aajo mon udaas hoye jaay. aar korunaa hoy aajker chotoder jonye. koto ki pelonaa tara.

seisab goppo niyei ei series ’seisab shoishab’.

Bangali der je duto kore naam hoy, ekta bhaalo naam, aar ekta daaknaam, seta etodine duniya shudhhu lok jene gechhe. maane “namesake” naamok film ta howaar por. bhaalo naam gulo hoy besh jomkaalo- Shubhroneel, Adhusayanti, Pradyumna, Pragyaparomita, ityadi. aar daaknam hoy mukhorochak, khuchro typer. Keltu, Bhombol, pNuchki, bNuchu, eirokom. kintu daaknam ta dey ke? shudhui baaRir lok? motei naa. ei gurudaayittwo ta anek samayei paalon kore thake bondhuraa. kintu bondhuder dewaa naam niye je koto jhaamela hote paare. taa aamra chhotobela tei bujhechhilum.

aamader paRay duto babai chhilo. ekta aami nije, aarekta Shubhajit bole ekta chhele. kintu ek naam hole kaake daakle ke saaRa dey taa niye ektu samasya. taa dekha gelo Shubhajit-brand babai laal ronger jama ektu beshi pore. taai taar naam dewa holo ‘Laal babai’. aar laal babai chhoto hoye Laalu. etoduur obdhi thik chhilo. kintu aamader shoishab e to aar chat baa cellphone chhilo naa, aamra baaRir saamne giye hNaak paaRtum. aar seitaai holo kaal. “Yay Laaluuuuu” bole khelte daaktei Lalu’r dida beriye ese se ki jachchhetaai kore jhaaR aamader! aamra keno or oto bhaalo babai naamta dhore na deke Lalu bole daakchhi? eirokom apomaan koraar saahos aamader ke dilo? sei niye paaRay besh kichhudin jhaamela chollo. Lalu kodin khelte elo naa amader sange. taarpor jaa hoy, sei baa kodin naa mishe thaakte paare? Lalu fire elo. abong taarpor theke or Lalu namataai kaayem hoye gelo chirokaaler jonye. baaRir baaire or babai naamta haariyei gelo.

aarekta jhaamela hoyechhilo Hippo ke niye. na na, or naam Hippo naa, or naam asole Rajesh. kintu keno jaanina aamra oke Hippo bole daaktum. sei niye aarek jhaamela. keno aamra oke Hippo boli? Hippor maa aabar khub jhogRati chhilo. aamader khelar samaye bikele ese maather paashe dNaaRiye thaakto. keu aamra Hippo ke Hippo bole daakchhi kinaa. daaklei jhogRa, chitkaar, chechamichi. tao boltum lukiye churiye sujog pelei. or maa ektu edik odik gelei sabaai mile or kaaner kaachhe ese bole jetum ‘hippo..hippo..hippo..” aar Hippo chNechato, “o myaa, aamake aabar Hippo bolchhe!”

Taarpor Kanai. keno je oke Bhaalu bola hoto, aaj aar mone nei. hoyto motasota chhilo bole. aar sei Bhalu theke Jungle Book er influence e kanai der familyr sabaai er naamkoron hoye gelo. kanai er dada Gopal- Bagheera. Kanai er pisi Kaa. bijoyar pronaam korte giye Sonai mukh foske Kaa bole felchhilo. aar jaay kothaay? til theke taal.

esab bolte gele aar shesh hobe naa. taar cheye ekhanaei dNaaRi taani. porer aabar kono post e aabar seisab shoishab er goppo bola jaabe.

Aila Re!

Brishtir jonye Kolkata prostuut. proti borshaay jol jombe, loke habudubu kheye baaRi firbe, e lokjoner abhyes hoye gechhe. Kintu ghurnijhoR? naa, goto 150 bochhore Kolkata ghurnijhoR dekheni. taar ekta boRo kaaron abashyai RN Goldar. Ekjon maanush koto dorkaari, seta ter pawa jaay tini naa thaakle. aaj bujhte paarchhi Goldar er proyojoneeyotaa. koto jhoR ke tini sref ‘aaschhe’ bole Bangladesh paathiye diyechhen, taar iyotta nei.

kintu ebaar tini nei. fole abohawa doftor er katha bhul bujhlum. jakhan ghoshonaa holo cyclone Aila aaschhe, dhore nilum sadharon nimnochaap er brishti hobe. chaap na niye beriye poRlum office e. marattok bhul korlum.

10:30 AM- Office jachhhi. Bus e bosei bujhlum hawar tej baaRchhe. sange jor brishtir chhNaat. ultopalta chhNaat ei bhije gelum. konorokome gutie bosiye roilum bus er seat e. janalar dhaare seat. dibyi rasta dekhte dekhte jete paarchhi. kintu janala leak kore bhijeo jachchhi. jete jetei dekhe pelum bypass er dhaarer hoarding gulo jahaj er paal er moton fule uthchhe haway. naamlum konorokome office er samne. totokkhone hawar tej aaro beRechhe. mone hochchhe jeno keu dhakka maarchhe.chhaata ulte gelo ekbaar, aabar bhijlum. bhijte bhijtei pNouchholum office.

11:30 AM- office er safety te bose dekhte pachchhi kNaacher janalar opaare hawar taandob baaRchhe. saamne daandike ekta maather lombaa lombaa ghaasgulo uthaal-paathaal hochchhe haawar toRe. aaro koto baaRbe ke jaane?

12:30 PM- dindupurei raatdupur. eto andhokaar konodin dekhini dupurbelaay. hawa jeno paaglami shuru korechhe. aakashe haathir paaler moton kaalo kaalo megh jeno chhute beRachchhe. ulto palta haway ekbaar edik ekbaar odik. hothaat ek kaando shuru holo. kothaa theke boRo boRo corrugated tiner shed kaata ghuRir moton uRte laaglo aakashe. aamader office er saamnei ISB&M building. 5 tolaar janalay chhitke ese poRlo oi ekta sheet. jhonjhon kore bhenge poRlo gota janalataa. aaonke hath paa peter modhye dhukchhe aamader. jodi aamader janalaay oirokom ekta ese laage!!

01:30 PM- internet khule bose aachhi. dekhchhi jhoRer khobor. dekhlum 2 jon already Ailar boli. jaader aasar katha 12:00 aay, taara ei samaye offie e dhuklo. bhije chuppus. ekjon er chokhe mukhe takhano aatonko. bollo  hooghly bridge er opor diye esechhe. gota bridge ta takhan jeno dolnaar moton dulchhilo haway. aar koto je gaachh poRechhe, taar kono hiseb nei. tension shuru holo, baaRi jaabo ki kore? edike mobile e kolkta police theke SMS korchhe “raastay keu thaakben naa, ekkhuni baaRi fire jaan”

02:30 PM- ekbaar niche naamlum. domkaa haway jeno uRiye niye jaabe. taaRataaRi fire elum opore. taar ektu pore hawar tez jeno ektu kome elo. ektaa lombaa swastir ni:shaas fellum sabaai. jaak bNaacha gelo ejaatra.

03:30 PM- ektu porishkaar holo aakash. kaalboishaakhi dekhaa Kolkata dhorei nilo jhoR kete gechhe. bhul korlum aabar. otaa aasole eye of storm. thik ghuurnijhoR er radius taa. Kolkata ghuurnijhoR chenenaa. sab office chhuti hoye gelo. aamra beriye poRlum. aar thik tokkhuni firey elo cyclone Aila. ebaar eno aaro tej niye. aamra takhan raastay.

04:30 PM- office theke to beriyechhi, jaabo taa kothaay? Webel bus stop theke infinity or obdhi 3 te gaachh poRechhe. aami raasta diye hNaattei paarchhi naa. thele fele dichchhe haway. chhaata haathe niye kono laabh nei. ulte jachchhe baar baar. aar elomelo hawa bhijiye dichchhe abiraam. auto bondho. taxi nei. bus aaste paarchhe naa raastay gaachher jonye. baaRi firbo ki kore? ekta matador elo. chingRihata chingRihata…. hoi hoi kore lok uThchhe. aami uth te jetei chhata taa haath foske poRe gelo raastay, uthte paarlum naa. nalban er bheRir oi maatro ek komor jal e jeno samudrer moton dheu uThchhe. saamnei CTS er building er ektaa gaachh bhaanglo moRmoR kore. chokher saamne. ki kori? hothaat mone holo karunamoyee jaai. bidyut bhawan heke chartered bus peye jaabo. ek muhuurto deri korlum naa. bus ta peyeo gelum.

baaRi pNouhholum raat 8:30, saara rasta juRe bishal bishal gaachher mritodeho dekhte dekhte.

aaj sakaale ghum bhnge dekhte pelum aakash bhaalomaanusher moton mukh kore sada megh bhasachchhe. ke bolbe kaal omon Aila paathiyechhe se Kolkatay?

Tobe Kolkatabaasi, prostuut how. Ailar moton aaro anek cyclone aaschhe. Global warming er borputro-kanya raa din din aaro baaRbe sankhyay. toiri how.

Nishaachar er kaahinee

haan, sedin jaa bolte bolte bolaa holo naa…. sedin rattire giyechhilum chhaate. chhilum anekkhon. dekhchhilum andhokaar aakashe taarader chokh mitmit. anek rattire, 2:00′r por uttor theke dokkhine besh nichu diye uRe gelo ekta plane. gNaa-gNaa kore awaz kore. taarporei ekta shobdo pelum. khub chaapa kintu sposhto. keu jeno aamader peyaara gaachher daal beye aamader chhaater dike aaschhe.

awaz shune bujhlum, kono medium sizer jontu. boRo dheRe iNdur howaa sambhab. oigulo praay-i aase. aamader sNiRir asbestos er fNaake dim-paaRa choRui dhorte. kimbaa ghulghulite baasa koraa shaalik er bachcha khete.

shirdNaaRa sojaa kore bose roilum, dekhaa jaak, konkhaan diye aase. ekbaar bhaablum taaRai, taarpor bhaablum dekhaai jaak naa. ki kore shikaar dhore, aar paakhigulo oke taaRate pare kinaa.

ektu pore aawaz pelum. khub chapa, chhaader gaaye lagano drainwater pipe beye aaschhe. khub samanyo khish-khish shobdo. paayer nokher plastic er gaaye ghosha lagar shobdo. andhokaar-e kichhu dekhte pachchhilum naa bhaalo kore, tobe kaan khaaRa rekhechhilum.

bujhte paarlum asbestos er dikei jachche- arthaat choRui dhorbe. khu-u-b saabdhane ektuo awaz naa kore uthe du-paa egiye gelum. edike raastar aalo ta poRe naa. aaro andhokaar. pechhoner baRi gulo’r gaaye raastar aalo poRechhe, dekhlum taar gaaye silhouette e ekta mota-sota jontuke. drainpipe beye uthe chhute gelo choRui er baasa gulor dike. mishe gelo andhakaare.

taarporei ekta kich-kich shobdo- jhotaapoti’r aawaz- choRui er ghum bhaanga chitkaar- aar uRe jawar shobdo. bhaablum ekta choRui morlo bujhi. kintu taarporei aamake abaak kore diye neme elo ekta boRo jontu. iNdur naa, bhaam. kojon paathok bhaam dekhechhe aami jaani naa, kintu ei praanee ti aamader Kolkatay prochur pawa jaay. saradin lukiye thaake karnish er aaRale, bondho ghorer bheotre, aar raat holei shikaar korte beroy. nishaachar.

bhaam jinis taa asole ek typer beji. kintu anek boRo, aar bheeshon hingsro. ekta sadharon beRaaler praay dobol size. deep brown rong, andhokaar e kaalo dekhaay. shudhu chokh duto jwale torch er moton.

bhaam taa laafiye neme elo. mukhe jhulchhe iNdur taa. iyaa size er dheRe iNdur. aamake dekhe ektu thomke gelo, expect koreni kono maanush er uposthiti. joljole chokh tule aamake ekbaar dekhlo. taarpor dotolaar chhaat theke peyaara gaachhe ektaa laaf maarlo. “jhuupp”. kNepe uthlo daal taa. bhaam taa iNdur taake mukhe jhuliyei oboleelaay daal beye neme mishe gelo andhokaar e.

aamader paaRay bhaam aachhe aami jaantum, kintu swachokkhe dekhlum ei prothom. shunechhi graam er dike bhaam dolnaay showaano 2-3 maaser maanusher bachchao churi kore. kintu ei shohore se sambhaabona nei. ekhaane nishchoyi ora jaane je oder potential prey iNdur baa chhNucho raa kothaay kakhan aase. sekhaane aage thekei ot pete thake. aar elei….

anekei bole Kolkatay jontu jaanowar nei. sab mere mere shesh. katha taa kichhutaa satyi holeo, prochu-u-u-r paakhi aar jaanowar ekhono aachhe. shudhu dekhaar chokh thaaka chaai, aar khujte jaana chaai.

ei jemon paakhi. kintu naa, paakhi’r katha bolte bosle ekhon 5000 word er post hoye jaabe. pore kono post e bolbo khon. ekhon ekhanaei iti.

Movie: Dus Kahaniyaan

10 ta chhotogopper ekta sankolon kenaar subidhe holo, kono naa kono ekta goppo bhaalo legei jaay. aar 10 taa short film er ekta sankolon dekhte bosaaro thik etaai subidhe. purotaa kharap laagar risk thaake naa. ekta na ekta goppo thik poysaa usul koriye dey!

aar jodi 10 taar 10 taai bhaalo hoy? taahole seta hoy ekta tough choice. kontaa chheRe kontaa ke bhaalo bolbo? tobe 10 ta cinema eksange hall e bose ek sitting e dekha ektu mushkil. taar cheye DVD taa kine baa download kore baaRite dekhaa bhaalo. eksange 2to ki maximum 3 te goppo dekhle, seguloke niye bhaable, aabar pore 2 to dekhle. etaai ideal.

film gulor kathaay aasa jaak:

Matrimony – jhaaRa goppo. Roald Dahl er Mrs Bixby & Colonel’s coat er copy. tobe goppo taa jaara poReni, taader jonye chomok aachhe.  Direction besh bhaalo. bhaalo light aar shot er byabohaar. Mandira Bedi ke bhaaloi laaglo, Arbaaz er temon kichhu koraar chhilo naa. shurur goppo hisebe besh bhaalo.

High On The Highway – Asadharon. GenX er hothokaari lifestyle aar hothokaari decision-making er ki bhoyonkor porinoti!!! ki bibhotso dishaahenotaa! Hat’s off to director Hansal Mehta. collage er aakare gopper presentation jeno ei deeshaheenota ke aaro prokot kore tulechhe. Jimmy Shergill emnitei bhaalo actor, ekhaane tini Awesome! aar kichhu kichhu jaaygay Masumeh-o bhaalo korechhen.

Pooranmasi – E goppo jothaartho sammaan paay ekjon female director er haathei. meyeder jontronaa ke ebhaabe futiye tulte kono male director paarben kinaa khub sandeho aachhe. Meghna Gulzar direction er sange taal miliyechhen Amrita Singh. paka actress. anekdin por tNar bhaalo abhinoy dekhaar sujog holo ekta equally bhaalo chhobite.

Strangers in the Night -Sex er moton taboo aamader samaaje aar kichhu nei. taao jodi kono meye kore kaajta, biyer aage, stranger er sange. kintu sex taai ki sab? kon poristhiti, kon prekkhaapot, esaber ki kono maane nei? ei goppo taa niyei proshno tole. Neha dhupia ke aamar temon bhaalo laaglo naa, kemon aaRishto. presentation o ektu jeno sloppy. tulonaay Mahesh Manjrekar anek better. tobe sabbaai ke chhaapiye gechhe gopper plot taa.

Zahir -Aaro ekta asadharon goppo. Gopper plot ta bolbo naa. tobe keno je prem e protyakhyan hoy, aar keno je ahwaan hoy, taar anekgulo factor thaake. je jaane, se jaane. Manoj Bajpai sei dhoroner abhineta, jini bhaalo abhinoy korte jaanen. Tobe tathakothito Bollywoody hero non. khoti ki? bhaalo performance to dekhte paai aamra, jodi tini thik sujog ta paan!

Lovedale – Ek bhutuRe romantic goppo. predictable. ek bhuuter goppe jaa jaa surrealism thaake, praay sabi uposthit.  lone strangers, eka ekta building, ek adrishyo taan, baastob-abaastobotaar juxtaposition, sab kichhui. bojhaai jachchhilo ki hote cholechhe. tobe photography bhaalo, use of light bhaalo, bhaalo sceninc beauty, soft aabohosangeet. sab miliye mondo naa.

Sex on the Beach – Eo bhuuter goppo. tob romantic naa. gaaye kNaata dewaa gbhuuter goppo. naaki pishaacher goppo? Sharadindu’r ekta goppo poRechhilum ‘pishaachi’ naame. e jeno taari chhaya abolombone. Dino Morea aar Tareena Patel er abhinoy er cheyeo plot ta jeno beshi aaNkRe dhore. Dino’r mirtyubhoye britha paalanor cheshtaa aar pishaachir dheer-stheer shoityo ek anyo maatra add kore chhobite.

Rice Plate – dhormandhotaar gaale sapaate ek thappoR ei chhobi. Shabana o Naseeruddin dujonei faatiye diyechhen. aaro ekbaar promaan holo bhaalo abhinetara nijeder chenaate 3 ghontaa noy, samay nen 3 minit, baa taaro kom! shunechhi er shooting er samay Shabana Azmee ke Mumbai CST station e keu chinte paareni, sabaai ek tamil mohila bolei dhore niyechhilo. ekei bole dedication!

Gubbare - predictable. tobe 100 baar dekhaa jaay. aar 100 baar-i chokh bhije aase. Nana Patekar, tomaar jobaab nei. goppo, screenplay, photogrpahy, locale, direction, supporting cast- sab secondary. Nana, tumi asamanyo. Tomaar jonyei hoyto ei goppo ta film er anyatomo sera goppo.

Rise & Fall – Eitaai sambhoboto ektu komjori 10 ta gopper modhye. aar eitaai shesh kaale. hoyto maajhkhaane hole komjori laagto naa goppotaake. kintu Sanjay Dutt producer. taar chhobi to shesh paate thaakbei. jaahok, kharap motei noy, tobe etogulo ‘e-bole-amay-dyakh-o-bole-amay’ gopper sange ektu down. Sanjay Dutt bhaalo korechhen, Suneel Shettyo bhaalo, aar chomok aachhe oder chhoto aar boRo belaake mishiye dekhaanor idea te.

Bollywood e ekhon chhobi niye nanarokom experiment cholchhe. ekta cinema te 10 ta alada goppo bolaa taar anyatomo to botei. bhaaloi laaglo ei chhotogopper sankolon er idea ta. multiplex jindabad, urban dorshok jai ho. noile eisab experiment er prishtoposhan koraa ki sambhaab hoto?

Kahaan ho thakur?

Haan, ekkhaana ghotonaar saakkhi roilum bote! mone thaakbe sarajibon.

aamader bondhu jodu’r biye. biyer aage jemon hoy, chhelera besh utsaahito thaake, aamader Joduo chhilo. Jodu aabar ektu beshi maatray utsaahee, sab byapaarei, Raju’r office er chaakri hok, baa Mohali te india-Bangladesh er khela, Jodu’r utsaaher anto nei.

taa e-heno chhele je nijer biye niye utsaahe tog-bog kore futbe taate aar ‘ashchojyi’r ki? probol utsahe chollo biye korte. Naihati.

Jodu jaabe be’ korte, Sange jaabe ke? Sange aachhe Dashu-Bhombol, komor bNedhechhe!

haan, ekhaaneo Bhombol uposthit, tobe se temon kichhu bhumika neyni. shudhu aamake bhaag naa diye duto jelly-lojens khawa chhaaRa. e goppo Jodu’r biye niye.

jatha samaye Naihati pNouchhono holo (shudhu driver raasta guliye felaay maattor 2 ghonta late. kintu, is baRe baRe biye mein, iye sab chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hai)

taa se jaai hok, giye pNouchhe sab thikthaak shuru holo. maane trademark ‘bor esechhe, bor esechhe’ hoi-hoi, borjaatri der jol-chop-borfi-golaap diye aapyayan theke shuru kore aashirbaad obdhi.

Aashirbaad-taad hoye jawar por, aamader Jodu ektu rest nite boslo. aar purutmoshaai bollen, ‘aami ektu baaRi theke aaschhi, totokkhon registry-tegistry hok.’ besh, bhaalo katha.

Taa se to holo, haasi-thaatta, registry, khawa dawa sab-i cholte laaglo. borjaatri raa kheye nilo, kone pokkho-o kheye fello. aami aar Bhombol ek pet kheye ‘heu-heu’ kore dhelur tulte tulte neme ese dekhlum Jodu takhano as usual bose aachhe. aamra bhebechhilum ese dekhbo biye start hoye gechhe, kothaay ki?

byaparta ki? byapar kelo! thakurmoshaai se je gechhen, ekhono patta nei. aar patta nei to nei. samay boye jete laaglo, kothaay thakur moshaai? sab nimontrito kheye deye chole gelo. Jodu bechara khete paarchhe naa. biyer din naaki upos kore thaakte hoy. Jodur bou-o naa kheye achhe. jotokkhon na biye hochchhe. edike kolkatar borjaatri raa buse kore fire gelo. roye gelum, aamra Dashu-Bhombol, aar jodur baba-mama raa.

aste aaste 11 taa baajlo, thaakur moshaaiyer dekhaa nei. caterer er lokjon table chair gutiye niye chole gelo. decorator aalo-taalo khule fello. mofossoler biye baaRi to! taai sab ektu taaRataRi mite jaay. edike mitbaar kono scene nei. mitbe koththeke? thaakur moshaaikei to pawa jachchhe naa.

Jodur edike tension baaRchhe. honhon kore paaychaari korte shuru korechhe. Bhombol ta emon paaji, giye ektu khNuchiye dilo, ‘tor biyetaa hote hote naa bheste jaay!’ Jodur to aagei bolechhi tension-utsaaho sabi beshi beshi! foss kore ekta cigarette dhoriye fello. “hNuhh! kono maane hoy? jottosab iye… aamader paaRay hole dekhiye ditum mojaa.” bole biye baaRi theke beriye giye raastay dNaaRiye biRi fNukte laglo. aar gawlaa baaRiye dekhte laaglo, thakurer kono khobor pawa gelo kinaa. kothaay ki?

12ta baajte chollo, puruter kono patta nei. aamra 3 jon raastay giye dNaaRiye aachhi, tomaar dekhaa naai. jodu 3 te biRi fNuke fello, purut elo naa. 3 no. biRi taa fNokaar samay aamader pechone ke jeno ese dNaaRalo. jodu naa taakiyei bollo, “ei sala kono maane hoy? aamader paaRay hole ba**c***er chaamRa gutiye ditam” uttor elo, “mukher bhaasha ta bhodro kor.” pechhon fire dekhi jodur baap!

12:30 naagad jodu khepe uthlo, “dyakh, registry jakhan hoye gechhe, maal aamar. serom hole ei motor cycle chepe bou niye chole jaabo.” kaar ekta bike raakha chhilo. jodu biyer joR poraa abosthaatei uthe boste gelo setaate. aami aar bhombol shanto korlum.

1:00 naagad hoi hoi uthlo ekta ‘pawa gechhe pawa gechhe’. bor eleo oto hoi hoi hoyni. satyi-i purut ke khNuje pawa gechhe. tini giyechhilen ei mowkaay aarekta biye sere aaste! biyeteo lokkhipujor moton khep khatar byapar. edike totokkhone koner dada, aar taar bondhuraa aaro dui thakurmoshaai ke jogaaR kore enechhe. ekhon 3-3 te purut.

jaai hok, baaki dujon ke jol-mishti khaaiye bidaay kore aasol thakur i biye taa dilo. kono rokome taRahuRo kore bisye shesh holo raat 2:00.

Movie: A Wednesday!

Dui buRor goppo.

e chhaaRa aar ki bolaa jaay ei cinema taake? preaay 60 bochhor boyesi, retire kaale uponeeto Anupam Kher, aar praay orokom-i boyesi baa or cheye ektu boRo Naseeruddin Shah. Dujoner battle of wits, battle of skills. aaro kichhu choritro aachhe e chhobite. ATS officer Jimmy Shergill, Police officer Amir Bashir, Reporter Deepal Shaw, kintu taara sab paarshwochoritro. aasol lok, dui buRo.

Gopper shurutei ekjon lok (Naseeruddin Shah) ek boma bhorti bag niye FIR lekhaanor naam kore ek thaanay giye lukiye rekhe aase. taarpor dheere susthe ek nirmiyomaan bohutol er chhaate uthe ekti laptop ekti chhotto portable TV, ekti cell phone o guchchher SIM card niye kaaj shuru kore. prothomei police comissioner (Anupam Kher) ke fon kore jaanay je shohorer 6 ti jaaygay se boma fit korechhe. jodi biswas naa hoy, je keu jeno omuk police station ti check kore. poyla nombor maalti okhaanei aachhe. Oti dhuurtotaar sange se cell er SIM card paaltiye chole, ebong call ke bibhinno jaaygay route kore taar position gopon raakhe. ebong taar daabi jaanay- 4 ti terrorist ke taar haathe tule dite hobe. ekti nirdishto jaaygay. CP ei case er daayittwo den ATS officer Arif Khan (Jimmy Shergill) o inspector Jai (Aamir Bashir)ke. edike sei bomabaaj ek reporter keo phone kore janaiye dey je ekta boRo ghotona ghotte cholechhe. Reporter Nayna Roy (Deepal Shaw) toRighoRi chhote cover korte. samay goRiye jaay. police kichhutei bomaabaaj ke track korte paarenaa. shesh tak, oi terroristder bomaabaajer daabi mene taar haathei tule dewaa sabyosto hoy. Jai aar Arif taader niye jaay prescribed location e. giye dekhaa jaay, bomaabaaj oi santraasbaadi der cheyechhilo mukto korte noy, khun korte. keno? kaaron, se ek common man. je common man aaj santrasto. taai se chaay je sab ‘arshola’ taar ghore dhukechhe, taader khotom korte!!! oi location e se aage thekei bomb plant kore rekhechhilo, terrorist ra pNouchhotei….. BOOM. lokti emnite niriho, se shohorer aar kono jaaygay boma raakheni. ebong se chaay sarkar er ghum bhanguk, aar ghum bhaangatei ei kaaj.

Fatafati kichhu abhinoy dekhar sujog holo e chhobite. asaadharon Naseeruddin, tukhoR Anupam. dui protagonist faatiye diyechhen. Nasseruddin er nirlipto bhaab, thanda mathay katha bolaa, smito haasi e chhobir sampod. Anupam Kher er porisheelito chaaturjo, bhodrotaay chapa tension, aar mepe mepe katha bolaa tototaai boRo sampod. Jimmy Shergill bhaalo abhineta. as usual bhaalo korechhen. Aamir Bashir keo bhaalo laaglo. Deepal Shaw, ki aashchorjyo! full shirt o full pant pore abhinoy kollen gota boi. eddin pore tNaar mukher dike takanor sujog pelum! tobe eder temon kichhu koraar chhilo naa.

direction awesome, editing byapok! tobe goppe kichhu golmaal aachhe. prothomei dekha gelo Naseeruddin ekta bag niye rail station e rekhe elen. jodi ar kono jaaygay tini bomb plant naa kore thaaken, oita ki? Ibrahim Khan o anyanyo terrorist der analysis jakhan hochchhilo, Naseeruddin keo indicate koraa holo ek rahasyamoy choritro hisebe. tini jodi khub sadharon ekta lok-i hoben, taahole tNaar chhobi okhaane keno? aar ekjon common man er pokkhe oto gulo SIM card jogaaR koraa,  ek bag RDX kenaa, obhaabe call internationally route koraa ki satyi-i sambhab? aami-tumi parbo? aar e to ek prouRho common man.

jaahok, e sab bad dile film ta besh bhaalo, besh speedy chhobi. shesher dike speed ektu slack hoye geleo, besh taantaan chhobi. aar Naseeruddin er shesh speech ta boddo lombaa. aarektu short koraa jeto naa? aarektu crisp? aajkal kaar dorshok ke eto taa word-by-word naa bojhaaleo chole.

tobe sab miliye besh bhaalo chhobi. ekaadhikbaar dekhaai jaay.

Kobi’r alkhalla

kana paalowan sone shikhechhile kustir pyanch

sei pyanch e poRe dekhi anya jotek kobi ghyanch!!

jahaj captain tumi, baaki sab maajhi ar malla

sakale jangia poraa, ekaa tumi porey alkhalla.

sakali kuRaay bel, tumi ekaa bagao nobel

iskool-e naa poRiya first tumi, baaki daha fail

tomaari ojone bhaari, ekdike hele daaNRipalla

sakale jangia poraa, ekaa tumi porey alkhalla.

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