I mean, Ohhhh.. kee sheet! Baapre. haaR-maas kaaliye dile!

Sab cheye jaghanya samay jodi kichhu thaake bochhore taahole borshakaal, taarporei ei sheetkaal. Sakkaal thekei jhaamela, lep chheRe berolei mone hoy jeno frijer bhetor dhuklum. Mone hoy jeno gotojonme ek guchchher paap korechhilum, taai ei shaasti. Taarpor ghum kaat te naa kaat tei chaan korte jawa!

Babago!

Jete jetei dekhte paai naak diye dhoyan beruchchhe. Taarpor jakhan jol taa gaaye dhaali, Urebbaas!! Perithibee te koto rokom self-torture aachhe, ke jaane, tobe taar modhye prothom teen er modhye aasbe sheet er sakaale chaan kora, kono sandeho nei. Ko’ mog je gaaye aar ko’ mog je gaa topke bathroom er deyale poRe, e niye ekta PhD paper hote pare.

Taarpor jama kaapoR poraa, offff… porei cholechhi, porei cholchhi, shesh aar hoy naa.

Gorom kale dibyi ekta tshirt aar jeans, kintu ekhon? Ekta mota ganjee, taaropor ekta full shirt (aami aabar baan-haate daan haataar botaam lagate paari na) tarpor ekta jacket (amartar aabar zip ta laagte chaay na) Goromkaale ekjoRa choti golaalei chole, kintu sheet kale? SHOE!! Fite baandhtei ekghontaa.

Eisab ranasajja kore berote berote late, bus pete aaro late, office e pouchhe khisti!

Jaai hok, saaradin ta tobu bondho ghore kete jay kono rakame. Feraar samaye aarek jala, bus er janalagulo thikthaak bondho hoy na, pin-pin kore hawa dhoke… tupi/muffler sange naa thaakle thanda laga abodhaarito.

Baarite fire khawa dawa kore leper tolaay dhukte paarle banchi. Kintu sheeter sabji to bhaai khetei hobe.

Ki? Naa kopi! Jinista khete kharap naa, bhaaja baa dalna khete bhaaloi laage, kintu after effect oti sanghatik!!!!

 

Aamar joddur dhaarona, ei sheetkaal byapaarta bhogobaaner ekta shoRojontro. Loktaa nije Himalay na kothaay thaake, sekhaane sara bochchhor nijei hee-hee kore kaanpe, taai kodin aamadero seta bhog koraay. ‘Bojh shalara, kemon mojaa!’

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