Baah, asadhaaron! ei naa hole aamader forest officials?

Ei niye ek hoptay du-dubaar sunderban e baagh dhuke poRlo lokaaloye e. Prothome DeulbaaRite, dwiteeyo baar jhoRkhaali te. Prothom baar to graambaasi der laathi-jhyanta theke baaghinee ke konorokome baanchaano holo, taarpor “shonkho-ghontaa” sohokaare bidaay jananano holo. Ektu holei se bechari morei jachchhilo, khub jor benche gechhe. Kintu ekbaar dhoraa poRaar por, aamader sarkaari kormee der se ki ullaas!!! Kanti Ganguly to artho puroskaar-i diye dilen, camera r samne.

 Abashya dwitiyo baar aaro moja holo! DeulbaaRi’r baaghini ke jongole chhaaRbaar porer porer din-i khobor elo, jhoRkhali te baagher paayer chhaap dekhaa gechhe. TV te dekhe aami bollum eta baagh. maane purush baagh, baaghini noy. Baba bollo, “ki kore bujhli?” Aami bollum, “paayer chhaap gulo dyakho, baagher paayer chhaap hoy chouko aar baaghinir lombaate. maane, jodi paayer chhaap taar chaarpaashe line tana jaay, taahole je box ta toiri hobe, baagh hole seta hoy ekta square, aar baaghini hole rectangle.”

Porer din-i kintu bondoftor jaaniye dilo, otaa baaghini. eo bolaa holo, eta bodhhoy oi DeulbaaRir-i baaghini. Jongol theke aabar lokaaloy-e dhukechhe. Sange sange baba bollo, “dekhli? ota adou baagh noy, alpo-bidya-bhoyonkori hole ei rokom-i hoy!!” Ki aar bolbo? chup kore gelum.

Pordin mama faande poRlo. Aar tokkhuni jaana gelo, naah, tini motei baaghini non, baagh. Kintu taar cheyeo boRo katha holo, taar pechhoner baan paaye bhaalo rokom chot. Satyi bolte ki, oi paayer thaaba ta nei-i. goRaali’r tolaa thekei kaata. Kumir baa Hangor er aakromon-e. taa sei jonyei taake Alipore zoo te ene chikitsa koraano hochchhe.

Edike sab khobor er channel er “alipore coverage” er modhye chaapa poRe gelo aasol katha taa- aamader bon kormeera etoi efficient, eto boRo expert, je baagh er paayer chhaap dekhe male ki female bojha to duurer katha, jontu taa teen-peye naa char-peye setuku-o bojhen na. Enraa aabar baagh er paayer chhaap dekhe census koren, taai dekhe aamra utfullo hoi, baah! sunderban saho saara deshe baagher sankhyaa baaRchhe! Sadhe ki aar bagh biluptir pothe?

Baahobaa bondoftor.

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