Satyi ekkhaana desh maairi! Offff… Esab oi America tei sambhav. Presidential election er samay Hillary Clinton jei Obamar sange haarer mukhe, omni bhyaan kore kende fellen, aar roi-roi kore mohilara du:khe samodu:khi hoye tnaake vote diye dilo!!

Bhaabo to, e jodi West Bengal e hoto? Konodin jodi Mamta kende felto, taahole ki jitte paarto? Paarto to nai, borong lokjoner reaction ki hoto taar ektaa andaaj koraa jaak.

Late Anil Biswas: Uni kendesen, rusi heen kaaz koresen!

Atal Bihari Bajpayee: Mamtajee royee hain….. (a long pause)

Amitabh Bachchan: Unhe chaahiye Dabur chyawanprash, kyunki androoni shakti, sabhiki zaroorat!

Biman Bose: Kende jitbi baala? Ekhan theke paala.

Ajit Panja: (kannar poromuhurte) Uni Banglar durobosthaa dekhe kende felechhen. (Pordin didir sange motaantor howaar pore) Uni kaanda chhaRa aar jaanen taa ki? Ekkhuni onaar maanosik chikitsaa dorkar.

Buddhadeb Bhattacharya: Aamra kaandaini, oraa kaandiyechhe!

Atal Bihari Bajpayee: (continued) Iye achchhi baat nahin haai…… ( a longer pause)

Ghonada: Chokher jol? Hyaan, taa ekbaar felechhilum bote, naahole Atlantic ocean ta shukiye jeto je.

Jyoti Bose: Uni kendechhen, ami ki bolbo? Aj kendechhen, kaal hoyto baayna korben! Apnara dekhechhen, aapnarai bujhun….

Lalu Prasad Yadav: Are Mamtaji kyun Royee hai, ee humse tanik puchhiye naa. Royengi nahin to kaa karengi? Haath se railowa jo nikal gayee hai. Are humre bitiya Misa bhi bahut royee thee, jab bachpan ma hamra bitwa Tejprakash uske haath se khilona railgaaRi chheen liya thaa.

Obelix: this Mamata is crazy!!!

PaaRar Fuluda( TMC supporter): Didi ke kaandiyechhis to ****, ebaar khaal khinche nebo toder ****!
PaaRar Laluda(CPM supporter): abbe jaa, anek korichiss, toder oi **** didi ke naa….
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Robert Bruce: If you do not succeed at first, cry, cry and cry again!

Sourav Ganguly: Didi baaRi jaa

Atal Bihari Bajpayee: (continued) Aur agar woh royee hain…… ( we are still waiting for the conclusion)

ShahRukh Khan: 5 box napkin taiyyar hain, 5 litre baalti taiyyar hai, kya aap mamta se zyada ro saktee hain? Haamare fonlines khuli huee hain!

Suman Dey (STAR ANANDA’r news anchor) : Belaa 12 taa, Mamata Bondopadhyay Esplanade east e daanRiye kende fellen! Keno kaandlen tini? Ki holo taarpor? Star Anander cameray exclusive chhobi!! DEKHBAW!!!

Swayang Mamata: (kaandar pordin) Je rajyer birodhi netri kende felen, se rajye sab kichhu howa sambhab. Ei kannar daay sweekar kore Buddha Bhotchaaj er podotyag koraa uchit.

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