Jalaluddin Akbar er Diary’r chhenRaa pata. Khuje pawa gelo. Ki lekhaa chhilo taate? Dekhaa jaak…..

5:00 am ghum theke uthlum, rojkar moton suurjo othaar sange sange. Kintu ekta katha kichhutei bujhte paarchhi naa, e shaala Abul Fazal ta aamar paashe elo kottheke? Aamar bhaalo rokom mone aachhe, aami Abu Begum er ghorer dike giyechhilum!

5:30 am khaali gaaye harem er saamne talwaar er loRaai! Hnu hnu baba… keu jaane naa, talwar gulo ishtil to duure thaak, kather opor raangta moRa.

6:30 am khaali haathe pagla haathir sange loRaai! Ohh… aaj to pray pishei felechhilo aamake or godaa paaye! Shesh pojjonto daant duto dhore peRe fellum! Kintu shesh kaale chaakor ta bollo, aami naaki hathir khanchar bodole aamar boRoraanir mohol e dhukechhilum!! Naah, kaal rattier maatra ta ektu beshi-I hoye gechhe….

Aajker protigya: Jaalal, aaj tomaar aafim bondho.

8:00 am chan-taan kore, Raja Haldiram er sange meeting! Or meyer sange aamar biye dite chaay. Osab “diwan-i-aam” maarka meyete aamar kono interest nei. “diwan-i-khaas” hole tobu katha chhilo! Bole diyichi, aamr anek bibi aachhe, aar guchchher bibir dorkaar nei. Jaakge, oke “bhujiawala” upaadhi diye bidaay korechhi.

10:00 am mon bhaalo korar jonye gota koy projaa ke chhaat theke chhunRe fele dilum. Oder chheleder ekta kore petrol-pump aar bouguloke harem-pass diye dobo, standard mughal compensation!

11:00 am Beerbal ke koRa kore dhomke diyechi. Hotobhaaga khaali Mullah Naseeruddin, Tenali Rama, Gopal Bhand aar Sekhar Suman er joke gulo nijer bole SMS e chalabe.

11:15 am 296 nombor biwir sange lunch chhilo. Sei ek katha, nijer dike monojog aakorshon er cheshta. Dhutt!!!

12:00 noon ki ghum pachchhe! Gotakoy Rajput er sange meeting kore aaro pachchhe, ghum! Ki jeno bokbok korchhilo- aami nijer chheler bou ke biye korechhi naa ki jeno. Besh korechhi, toder taate ki be? Boycott korbi aamake? Kor!

2:00 pm bhaathghum diye uthlum. Sabhagaayok er auditon aachhe. Aajker idol: Dilip Sen, Sameer Sen aar Tan Sen. SMS voting chaalu hoye gechhe. Aajker judge: Dev Anand. Aamr thakudda Baabar onaar mosto fan chhilen.

3:00 pm Budget pesh korlum. Jezia kor tule niyichi. kumkum aar agarbatir opor notun kore tax chaapiyechhi. Aar 10% flat tax asbestos er chaal er opor. Cellphon er oporero tax bosiyechhi. Shudhu Hindu der ningRote aar bhallagchhe naa, for a change sabaar oporei tax chapano gelo. Mewar er lokgulo nighghaat ebaareo “jonobirodhi” bolbe, kintu se aar notun ki?

4:00 pm Kyachal!! Eimattor Banglar duut ese bole gelo, Sourav Ganguly ke test team e naa nile naaki gono bidroho hobe.Khub chenchaate pare loktaa. Jaawar samaye aamake “boka jodhaa akbar” naa ki jeno bole gelo…. Bodh hoy “long live jodhaa-akbar” hobe.

6:00 pm ufff… aabar jhaamela! Bird flu hoyechhe. Murgir demand kome gelo. Bollum, ekta grand fishti daao, freete joto khushi murgi. Supply kome giye aabar daam beRe jaabe. Navartna sabhaar pochhondo holo naa. Free murgi khawale naaki loker sandeho aaro beRe jaabe. Nikuchi korechhe, jaa bhaalo bojhe koruk ge jaak.

7:00 pm Maham Anga’r sange gopon boithak. Ei mohilaa aamake paagla kore dile! Aamake serf singhason e putul kore bosiye rekhechhe. Daasigulo obdhi aamake aajkal “Manmohan Singh” bole daakchhe aaRale.

8:00 pm 264 nombor begum er sange dinner. Boste naa bostei sei ek ghyan-gyan shuru holo, “aapni aamake sabcheye beshi bhaalobaasen?” aabar …. uffff, aage janle kon shaala biye korto?

Kritogyotaa: ORiginal lekhaati aamr noy, ekhaane original ta pawa jaabe. Sedin poRe etto bhaalo laaglo, je Bongaanubaad koraar lobh saamlate paarlum naa.

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