Ekkhuni cricket ke khun hote dekhe elum! Entertainment er haathe. Eden gardens e Kolkata Knight Riders bonaam Deccan chargers er khelaa!

Kintu eta ki khelaa? cricket ki? unhun… Tollygunge Agragaami vs JCt’r sange Arsenal Vs Real Madrid er khelaar kono tulona chole naa. ekta football hole aarekta kichhutei football noy. anya kono khela, FIFA’r aain mena howaa anya kono khelaa.

Thik temni-i ei KKR vs DC’r khela konodin india vs australia test, emonki one day’r sangeo tuloneeyo hote paare naa!

Taar prothom ebong shesh kaaron pitch. PITCH. PITCH. Eto jaghanya pitch Eden e aami konodin dekhini. eta pitch naa gorur gowaal?

Ishaant Sharma’r 2nd over er prothom ball, ball maatite poRaar sange sange ek mutho dhulo uRiye Laxman er aangul khelo. porer porer ball- laxman sky catch tule diye beriye gelo, aangul dekhte dekhte!

Vaas er 3 rd over 5th ball. Awkward bounce, soja Souraver paanjore! bat chhunRe fele kunkRe gelo Sourav!

EchhaRa asankhya awkward turn jaar jonye Kolkatar innings e 28 run aar Deccan er innings e 10 run extra!!

Kintu aami raag korchhi keno? aamar kolkata to jite gechhe shesh obdhi.

Aami raag korchhi, taar kaaron jei jituk, aaj CRICKET herechhe. herechhe hype er kaachhe, herechhe bolllywood er kaache.

Aaj sakaal theke channel e channel e, bishesh kore star anande, byapok coverage. ke ke khelbe, taa niye noy. kono kon bollywood star aaschhe, ki ki gaan er sange naach hobe, kothaakar cheergirls import koraa hochchhe (Anandabazar er bhaasha “eder jamakaapoR niye maaya korle chole naa”) eisab.

star anande dekhaano holo, 28 foot er stage toiri hoyechhe ‘maharana ekhon gaan gaaiben!’ Edike khela niye ektaa kathaao nei! ke ke protom XI e thaakte paare, kemon weather, ke kemon form e aachhe, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, pitch kemon, kono uchchobaachyo-i nei!

jeno khela ta gouno, kingkhan-i aasol!

aar se sab korte giye dekhaa gelo, emon pitch toiri hoyechhe, puro 40 over tenke kinaa sandeho! Prosangoto ullyekhyo: goto 2 maas Eden e kono khela hote dewa hoyni, IPL er pitch hochchhe! kaauke kaache ghnste dewa hoyni, IPLer pitch hochche.

Emon pitch holo, se pitch ekaai khello. pitch er shikaar 2 batsman, laxman aar saurav. pitch er score du inningser extra miliye 38.

Taateo abashya shesh noy! Eden e loadshedding!!!! du-duto aalo nibhe gelo. Kintu kono chintaa nei, gaank gaank kore Bollywoody gaan cholchhe! SRK ‘komor duliye lok taanchhen’ (Star anander bhaasha)

Haay cricket! WG Grace thaakle aaj dorjaar palla diye sabkotaar maathay maarten.

Kintu aaj tini nei, aamra aar cricket dekhteo jaai na, aamra bollywood dekhte jaai. Arjun Rampal, Viveik Oberoi, Karan Johar, Preetam, Malaika Arora, Juhi Chawla aar TINI. orebbaap re!!! Ek bhokto naaki TAANKE chithi pouchhe dite topmost gallery theke laaf mere haaspatale bhorti. Kon shaala porwaa kore pitch ki holo naa holo? khelaar result ki daanRalo? TINI esechhen, aabar ki chaai?

This is not cricket.

Of course not, this is CROLLYWOOD!

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