Alla duhaai hai…….

du bhai mile ekta ghoRaar ranch chaalay. race horse er ekta ranch. boRo bhaai (saif ali), adventurous, chhoto bhaai, (akshaye khanna) maatal aar furtibaaj. saif er prem bipashar sange, tini upcoming model, aar saif er secretary katrina.

akshaye bipasha’r prem e poRlo, saif nijer prem ke sacrifice kore chhoto bhaai ke egiye dilo bipashar dike. kintu jana gelo, bipasha aar akshaye dujone mile saif ke khun kore taar insurance er 10 million (!!!) dollar haatate chaaichhe.

kichhukkhon pore jana gelo, bipasha aasole saif eri dole, akshaye er bodole. kintu taar por aabar bipasha nijer haathei taar aar akshaye er plan maafik saif ke khun korlo.

INTERVAL

inspector anil kapoor er aagomon, sange assistant sameera reddy. eibaar jana gelo, saif er sange already katrina’r biye hoye gechhe, sei sab taka paabe. taar maane akshaye-bipashar plan flop. naa taa noy. erpor jana gelo, katrina akshaye er sange milito. aar akshaye bipasha ke khun korte cholechhe. khun korbaar muhurte, saif er aagomon! naa tini morenni, moraam bhaan korechhilen maatro. anil kaapoor saif er sange milito, aar bipasha dujoner sangei milito!

ato:por, gaaRir race, akshaye-katrina dead, saif-bipasha jindabad. anil kapoor-sameera reddy kichhu ghush kheye chup.

the end—an abbas-mustan film

goppota kichhu bojha gelo? jaayni to! jaantum. goppoi to nei, shudhu twist. kahani mein twist dite giye kahani-i gaayeb!

abhinoy niye bolbaar kichhu nei… kaaro abhinoy koraar jaayga nei, shudhu chokh dhaandhaano location, helicopter shot. special effects. gaaRir douR. finiss.

photography asadhaaron, special effects er kaaj durdhorsho, hero ebong heroine raa sabbai kom jamakaapoR porechhen, 3 te heroine-i bhalo figure er, aar sei figure ke bhaalo bhaabei ‘visually exploit’ koraar sujog aachhe. aajkal saif ali o byapok body baagiyechhen (tini mohila dorshok der ‘visual pleasure’ er jonye).

Abbas-Mustan chirokal-i thriller filim banan, kintu uchcho maan er kotaa hoy sandeho aache. guchchher poysa khoroch koren bote, kintu tnaader kono cinema shostaar johnny gaddar baa manorama 6 feet under er dhaare kaachheo aasena, plot er dik diye.

aar ei 36 china town er theke onaara aaro keliye gechhen. 36 china town, naqaab, race tinteri kono maatha mundu nei gopper. tobe slick aar sexy. taate kono sandeho nei.

Aasha koraa jaak, Mr fraud e bhaalo kichhu paabo. antoto race er cheye bhaalo kichhu.

Allar dohaai, Abbas Mustan bhaai, better yourselves.

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