FIRST PART

SECOND PART

THIRD PART

CONCLUDING PART:

Sedin Ranikuthir moRe e aamar ek bondhur sange dekhaa, nana gopper por amar blog er katha uthlo. Se bollo, “ki sab likhchhis bol to aajkal? Gultappi?”

Bujhlum, naah, aamar blog er antoto ekjon niyomito pathika pawa gelo! Bollum, “kiser gul re?”

O bollo, “oi je alien niye likhchhis.”

Aami blog e maajhe maajhe guul diye thaaki bote, kintu ei astrobio adou guul noy. Reetimoton poRashuno kore lekhaa. Satyi bolte ki, kodin dhore etaai aamar obsession. Taai ektu chotei gelum, “gul mane? Ki bolte chachhis re?”

“gul naa to ki? Kisab likhechhis, ekta jontu, taa matha nei, mundu nei, haath nei, paa nei. Aachhe ta ki shuni?”

“kichhu naa thakte pare… emon-o hote pare, body-I nei!”

“Aabar dhop?”

“Aha dhop hobe keno? Dhor ekta praanee, taar body taa mass e noy, energy te toiri. Taahole to bolaai jay je taar body nei.”

Meyeta ektu bhyabachyaka kheye bollo, “jyaah! taai aabar hoy naaki?”

Aami bollum, “ekhaane hoy naa, taai bole aar kothaao hobe naa ke bollo?”

Se bollo, “ektu bujhiye bol. Achchha, eggroll khaabi?”

Porer poysaay eggroll keno, indur mara bish kheteo aamar kono aapotti nei… moRe er dokaan theke eggroll kine dujone ranikuthi pukurer dhaare ese boslum.

O bollo, “eibaar bol”

Aami bollum, “Anthropomorphic problem ki jaanis?”

“unhun…”

“aaj obdhi ja intelligent alien er kolpona koraa hoyechhe, pray sabaai, maanusher moton. Shoreer ta beshirbhaag khetrei maanush er moton, aager post e jaa likhechhi, aar taa jodi naao hoy, ekta bidghute chharao hoy, taao taar haab bhaab, sabcheye boro katha chinta-bhaabna maanusher moton. Kintu eta sambhob noy.”

“keno noy?”

“achchha, ekta example di-i. tor aar ekta American meyer chinta bhaabna ki ekrokom?”

“naa taa hobe keno? Saaheb der mentality anyarokom hoy.”

“hummm… maanushe maanushe-I jodi eto difference thaake, to bojh, je bhin groher praaneer, difference ta koto beshi hobe!!!”

“koto hobe?”

“keu jaane naa, se praanee ta hoyto-“

“achchha, ei je bolli, or body nei, taar maane to taake dhoraao jaabe naa.”

“naah. Emonki, maarao jaabe naa. Maane sei praanee ta amar.”

“issshhh! Oto sojaa! Jonmile morite hobe amar ke kotha kobe? Michael likhe gechhen jaanis naa?”

Eggroll ta shesh kore kaagoj ta chhunRe dustbin e fellum, bhetore poRlo naa.

Birokto hoye bollum, “Michael to aar bacteria dekhenni, anekrokom bacteria aachhe jara indefinite life er adhikaari. Arthaat more naa. Kintu problem seta noy, bawal ta holo, je praanee ta nije morey naa, se mrityu’r byapar taai bujhbe naa. Se hoyto chay naa, kintu prithibee tee se khelte khelte ek koti lokke mere fello. Se to mrityu byapar taai bujhchhhe naa!”

“babago!”

“aabar dhor, aamra prithibee te jaai dekhi naa keno, sab praanee-I 3 dimensional, kintu emon hotei pare je ekta bhingrohee 4 dimensional. Aar taai jodi hoy, to hoye gelo! Se 3 te dimension e exist-I korbe naa! Anototo purotaa to noy-i. aamra sei jontu taar purota eksange dekhte paabo naa, kaaron time taar ekta dimension. Aar jetaake tui dekhtei pachchhis naa eksange, taake maarbi ki kore?”

“taahole ki hobe?” aamar bodhu ektu asahaayer moton proshno korlo.

Aami hese fellum, “ghaabRachchhis keno? Ekhono to serokom keu aaseni. Aage aasuk, takhan dekhaa jaabe. Totokkhon aay, icecream khawa jaak.”

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