Ingriji te kichhu katha aachhe, jaa ekhono amar kaachhe rahasya! keno bolaa hoy, kakhan bolaa hoy, taar exact use ki, se sab i mystery. Taai se sab niye aamar swaadheen kichhu motamot aachhe. Taar modhye koyekta aami ekhaane tule dilum

Good Morning: prothomei proshno othe, kiser good morning? keno good morning? morning ki Gopal er moton subodh baalok je good hobe? shaala saatsakaale uthe mejaaj khinchRe thaake bus e jhulte jhulte office jete hobe, giye oi humdo boss er haanRimukh dekhte hobe, taar modhye good er ki aachhe be?

Thank You aar You are Welcome: ei katha duto asole ekrokom er vicious circle. dhoro keu jodi tomaake thank you, bole tomaake bolte hobe welcome. aabar tumi jakhan kaauke bolbe welcome, se tomaake bolbei thank you, taar uttore aabar tomaake bolte hobe welcome, aabar se bolbe thank you…. emni kore choltei thaakbe. aasole saaheb der eta ekta samay kaatanor khelaa, aamra etodin bujhe uth te paarini.

Well Done: tui korechhis, besh korechhis, aami to korini! tumi bhaai bhaalo kaaj kore aamake lyang mere oporer position e chole jaabe, aar aami moner jhaal mone pushe rekhe neempata khawar moton mukh kore bolbo well done? naah oto bhaalobasa nei. korichis, korichis, daant bar kore ese naa bolleo cholbe. aar bolleo ami kichhu bolbo e aasha koro naa, bolleo galagal-i dobo.
No: bhaari bhaalo shobdo. chhottobela theke bole aaschhi, iskool aunty jigyes korto, “homework korechho?” ami boltum “NO” (sange sange class er baaire) maa jigyes korto, “aj tiffin kheyechhis?” “NO” (omni kaane dui paak!) bochhorer sheshe baba bolto, “kire pass korechhis?” uttor “NO” (bhaabchho taarpor ki hoto aami bolbo? NO)
I miss you: Roj boltum, porikkhar samaye, gopper boi ke! Aamr baaRir lokgulo emon dictator, porikkhaar samaye chhunteo dito naa. taate khub je laabh hoto taa noy, result eki aasto- communist maarka laale laal! ekhono boli katha taa maajhe maajhe… jakhan flat baaRigulo dekhi aar haariye jawa khelaar maathgulor katha mone poRe, takhan.

Please: Eta ekkaale ingriji shobdo chhilo. modhyojug er bilet e byabohaar hoto “doyaa kore” bojhaate. ekhon bangla hoye gechhe. maane hoyechhe, “bhaalo chaan to…”. udaahoron- dugga pujor chanda tolaar samaye- “ei je dada, aapnar naame ebaar 1001 taka dhorechhi, diye deben pleez!” kimbaa bus er bheeRe guntiye othaar samaye- “dekhi sorun to pleez!”
Sorry: kathataa maanush kakhan bole? jakhan dukkhito hoy, takhan to! taahole loke henche sorry bole keno? haanchle ki dukkho hoy, naa anekkhon naak suRsuR korar por “yaah-hyaanch-choww” kore haanchle besh aaram hoy? aami ekhono bujhe uthte paarini henche maanush dukkhu paabe keno!
I love you: yes I really do! believe me, I am serious. katha ta bolte bolte aamar chokhe jol ese jaay, kontho ruddho hoye aase. Aha, se ek drishyo, aami tar dike takiye aachhi, se aamar dike… dujonei dujonke apolok noyone dekhe jachchhi, chokh feraate paarchhi naa… chaarpaasher lok ke ki bhaablo aamader kichchhu ese jaay naa. taar por sei muhurto- thont aar jeebh e taar ushno sporsho- ahhhhhhh!!!! ekhoni aamar gaaye kaanta dichchhe! Se ke? Arsalan er Biriyani!

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