Goto ek hoptaay 3 te forwarded mail peyechhi, Mohaaproloy er byapare.

bigoto besh kichhudin jaabot internet e ek pellay bawal cholchhe, Apocalypse baa mohaaproloy niye. besh kichhu sangsthaa daabi korte shuru korechhe prithibee r saheshaer din ghoniye esechhe- ebong exact date ta holo 21 december 2012.

ekhon sowaal- ki kore jaana gelo? se ek jotil byapaar- kon Maya calendar e naaki bolaa achhe. ba bola bhaalo, Maya calendar oidin-i shesh hoyechhe. or pore ar date nei. fole, bhaaiyon aur behnon, duniya ka anth usi din hai. Maya calendar sarboshoktiman hai, hum log usi din topkaanewaale hain, so alvida, duniya main jaa raha hun, bhagwaan main aa raha hun…. bachchalog taaliyan!

e niye ek bishaal bitorko shuru hoyechhe already. aadou duniyar shesh oidin hobe kinaa, aahole ki kore hobe, ar baanchte hole aamader ki ki koraa uchit.

keu keu boi bikkiri korchhe, sedin ki ki ghotte paare taai niye, kimbaa banchbar ki ki upaay hote paare sei niye. koyekta aabar 5 year planner. tumi next 5 bochhore ki ki korbe, taar planner!!!

ekhon prohno: sedin satyi satyi ki hobe? satyi-i ki prithibee dhongso hobe?

Uttor: GHORADDIM hobe.

er aage bohubaar, antoto lokkho baar ei katha uthechhe, omuk din, omuk taarikhe prithibee shesh hote cholechhe, ebong taai niye hoihoi poRe gechhe. kintu sedin esechhe, periyeo gechhe. aamra sabaai bohaal tobiyot e jibeeto aachhi.

baarbaar ei gujob othaar kaaron aar kichhui noy, maanush bhoy paay. morte bheeshon bhoy paay. aar sei bhoy niye byabsaa kortei ei gujob. ekhono jaara ei december 2012’r katha shononi, taara achirei shunbe. kaaron joto din jaabe, ei gujob er paale hawa laagbe. byabsaayee rai lagabe. karon oi merchandise. segulo bikri korte hobe to!

ebaar ei gujob er shesh din 5 bochhor pore- arthaat ei 5 bochhor dhore maanushke tupi poriye koto koti dollar er byabsaa hobe bhaabo to!! aar sei din jakhan periye jaabe nirbihgne, takhan? jaara bhoye bhoye ei sab boi-pottor kinechhilo, taara anande etotaai utfullo hobe, je ei sab cheatingbaj der biruddhe maamla koraar katha taader monei thaakbe naa!!

aar ashchoryo buddhi maairi maanush er! prithibee dhongso jodi satyi-i hoy, tui kon aakkele banchbar jonye upaay baatlano boi kinchhis poysaa khoroch kore?

tom cruisemel gibsonalready ekta site celebrity believer der naam er list taangiyechhe. claim jordaar korbar jonye. naam gulo eirokom- Canibus (rapper) Tom Cruise (actor) Darren Daulton (baseball payer) Janeane Garofalo (comedian) Mel Gibson (actor) Smashing Pumpkins (pop band) Mark Thompson (TV anchor)

ekta jinis bheshon sposhto, kono shikkhito lok ei list e nei. kichhu ardhoshikkhito kusangskarachchhonno lok eder niye ei list. Tom Cruise baa Mel gibson joto boRo actor-i hon naa keno, taander shikkhagoto jogyotaa bolbaar moton kichhu noy. Tom nije drug addict, ebong Mel ke dhormaandho bolle kom bola hoy. Tom to baaRir niche ekkhaana bunker baaniye felchhen, prithibee dhongso hole sekhane gye thaakben bole!!! jiyo paagla!

Aamar nijer biswas, Mayara aadou amon kichhu boleini. eisab gujobwolaa site gulote Maya calendar taake eto jotil kore bojhaano hoyechhe, je kojon seta dhorijo dhorey poRbe, aar poRleo bujhbe, khub sandeho. eta ekta purono kaayda- jodi tathya aaRal korte chaao, setaake jotil kore dekhaao.

sabsheshe ek laakh takar proshno:

aami jakahn ei 2012 saale prithibee dhongso howaar khobor dilum aamar ek bondhuke, se maatha-taatha chulke khub chintito golaay bolle, “taahole Harman Baweja’r ki hobe re?”

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