Aamar anekdiner ichche, raastay jesab janbaahon dekhaa jaay, se sab niye ektu gobeshonaa korbo. aami jakhan-i beroi, raastay bibhinno poribohon dekhi, aar taader na na rokom byakhya maathay aase. ei jemon dhoro, ekdin raastay haant te haant te opor phot-phot kore awaaz shune mukh tule dekhi ekta helicopter jachchhe. tokkhuni ekta definition chole elo mathay, helicopter asole kichhui naa, ekta kaat kore raakha iyaabboRo tebilfan. tobe ektaai paarthokyo, sheet korleo jakhan takhan fan taake bondho koraa jaay na. korle probhuuto chaap hoye jaawar sambhabonaa!

Kintu ek-i sange mone holo, emon sab unique chinta bhaabna’r to document thaakchhe naa. esab juugantokaari chinta ki aamar sangei haariye jabe? taai aami thik korechhi, ei sab byakhya gulo likhe raakhbo. ekta janbaahon er encyclopedia koraa dorkaar, poroborti projonmer swaarthe. ek-ek baare gota 5/7 kore jaan baahoner katha likhbo. paathokder anurodh koraa hochchhe, aami kono point miss kore gele, taara jeno comment kore sei fank puron koren.

shurur thekei shuru koraa bhaalo.

perambulatorPerambulator: maanobjeebon er prothom gaaRi. ecofriendly, petrol laage naa. sound pollution praay nei (ekmaatro jaatree’r shobdo chhaaRa). aar khub bhaalo social network er kaaje aase. jakhan dui aya duto perambulator (bachcha shuddhu) niye park e beRaate ase, prochur khobor aadan-prodaan hoy. maajhe maajhe perambulator adolbadol hoye gele, maayera jaama dekhe nijeder bachcha chinte paare.

Cycle: aarekti dushonheen jaan. aaro nana kaaje ase. jemon girlfriend ke saamner rod e (cycle er) bosiye tuition theke baRi feraa, bishwobhraman er record korte berono, madhyamik e por por 3 baar fail korle saarai yer dokaan dewa, ityadi. thikthaak churi korte paarle ekta cinemar maadhyome bishwokhyato howaar-o chance thaake.

Bus: sarkaari maane dinosaur. Tyrannosaurus khujle hoyto du-chaarte aajo pawa jabe, kintu bandh er din chhaaRa sarkaari bus? unhu!…. besarkaari bus ek sanghatik bostu. gota kolkata ke se ekaai bohon korte sakkham! office time e bhetore thaakle bojhaa jaay, Buchenwald concentration camp thik kemon chhilo. aaschorjyo, pocketmaar ra thik taar modhyei cellphone jheRe dey!!…. minibus- bhaaRa beshi, jaayga kom. keno loke beshi poysaa diye kom aarame jaay, e aamar kaachhe aajo rahasya! taar kaaron sambhaboto, minibus e ladies seat thaake naa. Schoolbus- highly dangerous! jam e aatke thaaka schoolbus er paash diye bhuleo jeo naa, bhetore bosey thaka nishpaap shishuraa thutu baa na-khawa tiffin chhuNRe maarte paare!!

Roller: hnu hnu baba! ei ekmaatro gaaRi, jaake hente overtake koraa jaay.

Rickshaw: aasole maatal. khaali nordomaar dike jete chaay. tobe raat 9 taar aage taake chaalok baage raakhte paare. raat 9:30 tar pore chaalok aar gaaRi dujonei nordomaar dike jaay! rickshaw’r horn niye ami kono montobyo korbo naa.

to be continued….

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