Auto: James Bond er sarbotro-gaami gaaRi’r bangali jabaab! Ninduker bole, jol-e chole naa. Borshar Kolkatay eso, dekhiye dichchhi. Jekono goli-te, jekono jam-e, jekono abosthaay egiye jete Auto’r juRi nei. Ebong eki sange fNaaka raastay jam shrishti korteo pare anaayase! EchhaaRa Auto hochchhe bangali proletariat der sahitya keertir jaayga! koto chhoto chhoto baakyo, othocho ki daarshonik! Europe hole hoyto lokgulo Nobel prize peye jeto.
Koyekti udaahoron:
1) “baap pareshaan beta se,
desh pareshaan neta se”
2) “tumi samudra, aami dheu,
tumi kutta, aami gheu”
3) “80 bondhu aabar dekha hobe”
4) “bondhuttwo baaRite, byabsaa gaaRite”
5) “aamar gaaRi chollo, koRaay luchi fullo”
6) “Dekh B aar jol B, luchir moto ful B”
7) Sukh swapane, shaanti shamshaane”
8 ) “Maa go, tumi-i satya, aar sab aaloo peyaanj posto”

Police Van: nikhorchaar sarkari poribohon. Iyaa boRo boRo jaal lagano janala. Bhetore godiwolaa seat, sange free bondukdhaari security. Tobu keno jaani loke choRte chaay na, choRleo mukhe rumaal chapa diye thaake.

Wheel Chair: Aarekti dushonheen jaan. Sushtho maanushder cheye protibondhi ra beshi byabohar kore thaken, tobe sarkaar baayudushan komaanor jonye rastay accident er sankhya baRiye diye ei jaaner procholon baRate chaaichhen.

Motor cycle: Ek khichuRi jaater bipojjonok jaan, thik cycle o naa, aabar motor gaaRi o naa. gNaa-gNaa aawaz kore, kaan faatiye hooosshhh kore chole jay. sadharonoto ekti chhele chalay, o ekti meye tiktikir moton lepte bosey thake aar gaan gaay, “ei path jodi naa shesh hoy, tobe kemon hoto….” Chheleti antoheen raastay tel er khoroch chintaa kore aashonkaay kNepe kNepe othe!

Ambulance: jeno baaRir aadure chhoto chhele. Kono niyom mante se badhyo noy, emonki moRe laal alo jolleo se “iNyo-iNyo” kore baaynaa korte korte chute chole jaay. Bhetore rogi thaake, kintu maajhe majhe eto jore chole, rogi ke haspataal e niye jawar dorkaar pore naa!

Domkol: baaRir beyaadop boRo chhele; fuurtibaaj, kono niyom naa maana. Eo laal aalor porowaa kore naa, tobe “iNyo-iNyo” kore baaynaa naa kore, dyang-dyang kore ghonta baajiye hoi hoi kore fuurti korte jay.

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