Goto robbaar Babake praay dhore bNedhe south city mall e niye giyechhilum. Jara aamar babake cheno, taara andaz korte paarchho ki ghot te cholechhe, aar jaara bhodrolok ke cheno naa, taara ei post ta poRlei bujhe jabe, tini ki jinis!!

jara aamar babake personally cheno naa, taader bole raakhi, nimno likhito ghotonaa gulo ektao mithye baa baaRiye bolaa noy. sab 100% satyi!

Baba etodin south city mall e jete chaayni kaaron tNaar dhaarona, otaa ekta dokaan. aar tNaar ethics bole, kichu kenaar naa thaakle ajothaa dokaane dhukben naa. jaahok, tini dhokaar por je ghotona gulo ghotlo:-

ghotonaa 1: Gate e security check, security’r lokjon babar poket e mobile ta feel kortei bollo, “sir, mobile achhe ki?” baba omni cell taake baar kore dekhaalo, security “OK sir” bolte naa boltei baba taake dhomke dilo, “kiser OK? baaire theke dekhle ki kichhu bojhaa jaay? OFF/ON kore dekhaate hobe naa? jodi er bhetor bomaa thaake, thaaktei paare!!” security bechaara thotomoto kheye gelo! Baba setaake OFF kore, On kore dekhiye dilo, “thik aachhe to?” lokta bheblur moton mukh kore bollo, “haan sir!”

Ghotonaa 2 : bhetore dhukei baba’r aamake jigyes korlo, “haan re, bathroom ta kothaay re?” aami aager din bolechhilum, ‘bathroom ta besh bhaalo, jano!’, seite tini mone kore rekhechhen. jawa holo. bhetore dhuke ghure ture dekhlen, aaynay chul taa aanchRe nilen, taarpor bollen, “baah besh bhaalo!” aamar ekta fon esechhilo, aami baire giye katha bolchhilum, tini berolen. bollen, “kol ta bujhli, besh jNaadrel! aami to mundu taa khNuje pachchhilum naa, hothaat kol er tolaay haath paattei jol beriye elo, abar haath soriye nilum, jol bondho hoye gelo! koto daam re ei kolgulor? aamader baathroom e lagale kirom hoy?”

Ghotonaa 3 : Shopper’s Stop e dhokbar samay gate er security bollo, “good evening sir!” baba jathareeti anyamonoshko chhilo, ghure dNaaRiye jigyes korlo, “yaan, ki bolle bhaai?” security o temni, ekgaal hese bollo, “good evening bollum sir!” baba ektu edik-odik taakiye jigyes korlo, “aachchha ekhaane to ghoRI nei, tomra saradin bhetore thaako, bojho ki kore, kakhan afternoon, aar kakhan evening holo?” security bachcha chhele, se erokom loker pallaay aage poReni…. aamta aamta kore ki ekta bollo. Aami ektu egiye giye jigyes korlum, “eta ki holo?” Baba bollo, “naare, oraa saradin dNaaRiye thaake, keu to good evening er uttor dey naa, kathao bole naa. aami ektu katha bollum, or-o bhaalo laaglo!”

Ghotonaa 4 : Allen Solly te dhokaar mukhe gate keeper ta dorjaa ta khule dokaaner bhetore duto meyer dikey taakiye chhilo. baba dhukei gatekeeper taake bollo, “good evening!” lokta bejaay chomke tomke ekaakaar kando! Aami baba’r dike takatei baba aamake kichchhu bolte naa diyei bollo, “sabaai ekhane good evening bole, o bhule giyechhilo. aami-i mone koriye dilum!”

Ghotonaa 5 : baaRi firey babake jigyes korlum, “kemon laaglo?” uttor elo, “ekbaar antoto jete hoy, noile pichhiye poRte hoy. kintu kichhu kinle shuye poRte hoy!”

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