Pujor Metro:

“Achchha Dada, ek tikit e ekbaar halt kore aabar jaawa jabe?”

“12 bochhorer neeche haap tikit aachhe?”

“Baba, oi lokgulo kaalo jama pore kyano?” “Ogulo Militari pulish!”

“Babago! ki bheeR!”

“These mofossol people, bullshit man!!!”

eri modhye dorja bondho hochchhe naa, sNiRi te ke jeno bomi korechhe, seat er tolaay mineral water er botol goRachchhe, ekta bachcha UP escalator diye hNete naambar cheshta korchhe…..

Pujor Pandal:

“Aagoto samasta dosh-sho-nath-thi der jaanai aamader sharodiyar… shubho shaarodiyar piti o shubhechchaa!”

“o dada, o dada, pandel er gaaye khNutben naa… ei Boltu ssala dyakh naa, egulo lokkhyo raakhbi to!”

“Eimaatro aamader pujo RainNews Channel er theke Sharodiya Samman er prothom puroshkaar jite niyechhe! aamra aamader poteema shilpi, aar pandel shilpi der jaanai aamader abhinandan.”

“Aagerbaar ki sundor hoyechilo, ebaar kemon boka-boka korechhe!”

“Om-maa! owl ta dyakh, ki sweeeet!”

“Jaara gaaRi niye aamader mondop e esechhen, taader kaachhe aamader sabinoy nibedon, aapnara pulish er sange sahojogita korun, aaste aaste line dhore egon, jaate anyader asubidha naa hoy, sedike drishti-chokh raakhun.”

er sange hooghly’r graam thek e aasa kono bachchar haariye jaawa, pandel er pechhone aadho andhakaare ektu beshi ghonishtho howaa, notun tank-top pore pedestal fan er saamne bose hawa khawa….

Pujor Raasta:

“Shyambazar jaabe? Shyambazar?”

“Taxi… taxi… taxi…. SHITTT!! Dammit!”

“Ei raasta ta Maddox square jaabe? e khaan theke hNete kotokkhon?”

“Gawd, this crowd! ei jonye aami pujoy beroi na.”

“ufff babaaa… Rahul, aami aar hNaat te paarchhi naa. please.” “Kole nebo?” “Shut up!”

“These f**king notun juto, shit man! paye foskaa poRe, ufff!”

Eri sange kichhu lok nordomaar dhaare shuye thaake emon aarame, je aamra nijer baaRiteo oto aaram e ghumote paarinaa, taader mukh theke kiser jeno gondho beroy, north er lok south e aar south er lok north e ese rasta khNuje pay naa, mutton roll er demand beRe jaay, fole Kolkatar rastay kukur er sankhya kome jaay kichhuta….

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