Abosheshe sei mokshalaabh! Bollywood formula’r oscar joy! naa, ekhono ghoteni… tobe gota 4 ek sonaar golok pawar por, bolaai jaay je 10 taa nomination er chhobi ekta naa ekta tNyak e bhorbei.

haan, eibaar aamra no’ nombor megh e chepe beRaate beriyechhi. Taare Zameen Par pelo naa to ki hoyechhe? SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE niye aamader 16 inchi buk gorbe 10 haath!

Ki anando bhaai re, nijer chheleke bhikhari saajiye oscar jeno paaire!

taao jodi goppo taa at least bhaalo hoto. Ek aashaRhe, oti nimnomaner goppo, aajgubi Bollywoody formula, taaitei Oscar saadhon! ek bostir chheler goppo. je, tar bhaai ar baandhobir sange chhotobelaay dhora poRe ek local don er haathe. se taader dujon ke bhikiri, ebong meyetike prostitute kore tulte chaay. kintu chhele duti paalay, taarpor dui bhaai Agra te giye foreigner der kaachhe guide e rkaaj kore taka jomaay. boRo bhaai aabar don-giri te firey aase. kintu chhotobhaai, arthaat aamader gopper hero, call-centre e chaa-wolaa’r kaaj ney. eto bhaalo ingriji jaane, yatto bhaalo ingriji jaane, je kono executive absent hole, taar kaaj taao se chaaliye dey! (!!!!!!!!!!) seibhabaei se aabishkaar kore, bichhRa hua bhaai aar premika ke. taarpor, nanabhaabe premika ke uddhaar koraar cheshta kore. shesh obdhi ‘bad’ boRo bhaai hothaat last scene e ‘good’ hoye taake sahajyo kore. punormilon. bachchalog, taaliyan!

Ei goppo. bhoktogon, lokhyo koro, ei goppe sab maalmoshlaa mojut, jaa diye western duniya aamader desh ke chene. bosti, bhikiri, gangwar, agra, call-centre, prostitute, chai-wallah- kichchhu baad nei! puro gopper-i potobhuumi kaun banega karorpati protijogita, jekhaane ek ekta proshner uttor dite dite ektu ektu kore goppo kholsaa hochchhe.

Ei emon ekkhaane aajgubi goppo, jaar sange baastober kichhu maatro sampokko nei, taa ki kore poschimi duniyar pochhondo hoy, ke jaane! taara ki satyi-i biswas kore, je ekta chaa-wolaa ese call-centre executive er kaaj chaaliye dey? naa ekta chhele guide er kaaj chheRe ese cal-centre e chaa dey? naaki gota India ta shudhu bostibaasi aar call centre diye toiri?

chhi chhi, bharatbaasi, gorbe buk fuliyo naa, lojjaay jibh kaato. tomaar ki mone hoy, India’r ekta chhobi puroshkaar pelo? naa he naa. chhobita British. aar sara duniya ke aabar, aaro ekbaar dekhanao holo, ekta bhuyo, banano India. jekhaane shudhu bosti aar call centre aachhe, ektai tourist spot- agra, aar ekta ashikkhito chaa-wola ese call-centre er kaaj kore diye jaay.

Prithibee ke jaante dewaa holo naa, India te koto jotne ekta dyslexia-grosto chheler chikitsaa hoy, taake samaajer muulsrote niye aasa hoy. aasole dyslexia-tia osab saahebder, unnoto lokeder asukh. o ki aar India te hoy? India te malnutrition hobe. beriberi hobe. chaani-poRaa buRi thakbe. bosti te naa khete paawa chhele meye thaakbe. tobe naa chhobi puroshkaar paabe!

naah, aami aar esab niye kichhu bolte jaabo naa. Slumdog er Jamal Malik, White Tiger er Balram Halwai, tomraai baastob. Taare Zameen Par er Ishant Awasthi, take a backseat please!

hungry India, poor India- JAI HO!

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