Anekdin aage, jakhan ABP’r hoye kaaj kortum, ekbaar ekta anushthaane Javed Akhtar ke ektu fNaaka peye jigyes korechhilum, “Bollywood-e eto gaan- cinema, music video, aaro koto kee, kintu kono raag nei keno? kono protibaad nei kene? shudhu prem, aar prem. du:kho holeo seta prem-bichchhed er du:kho. kono protibaad nei keno?”
Javed Akhtar sei porichito haasita hese bolechhilen, “may be our audience is not yet ready for that.”

Aager post e likhechhilum sei so-called jeebanmukhi gaaner katha, jaa Bangali’r ghum bhaangiyechhilo.  jeebanmukhi aasole banglay protest song er probortok. taarpor sei dhaarake tene niye gelo bangla band.

Kintu Shahrukh er prem er aafim aar Sunny’r rokto-neshay bNuud hoye  thaaka sara bharat er ghum ki kichhutei bhaangbe naa?

aamar blogger-bondhu Doell er ekta lekhaay poRechhilum, “A girl who hangs around in a mall for time pass and prefers to sleep in free time rather than doing any constructive work, can only be fan of those brainless sugar candy romantic cheesy movies.

I have come across hundreds of such girls/women who can’t even tell when the last general election was held in India, or what is the full form of UPA, or the last Indian to receive the Nobel (forget about asking in which field), or anything that relates to society. They seem to be completely ignorant about the nation, state, society and even neighborhood except for the Page3 supplement that comes with daily newspaper. These are the people who do not even think about casting their vote during election but takes pride in saying “politicians sare chor hote hain. India ka kuchh nahi ho sakta”. These are the people who cannot tell the name of a single minister in the parliament, except for the PM’s name. These are the people who go to McDonald’s for lunch, and take pride in doing so. These are the people who never reads the first page of the newspaper or listens to TV news.

satyi jeno taai-i. deshe eto kichhu ghotechhe, ghotchhe, ghot-te cholechhe, kintu ektaaro proibaad nei? santraasbaadi der katha jodi chheRei di-i, proti muhurte maanobaadhikaar longhon hoye cholechhe, Delhi’r moton metro teo khun-dhorshon jeno nityadiner byapaar, Orissa te bibhotso dhormo-danga cholchhe, raajnoitik netaa raa Mumbai attack er poreo nijeder godi niye kaamRa-kaamRi korchhe.

Aar Bollywood? Se mishti college-prem e bNuud hoye gaan gaaichhe, kimbaa ‘joto dosh pakistan ghosh’ bole tubewell tuley pakistani maarchhe. tamam Bharatbaasi, Mumbai attack er pore  “Bharatmata ki jay” “hamara kamaando ki jay” bole commando der golaap phool diye pith chaapRalo, ekbaaro bhaablo naa, ei bisri byapaar tar pechhone ki nongra shoRojontro taa royechhe. shudhu baarkoyek mombaati michhil hoyei sab thanda!

aar etodin poreo Bollywood-music kono protibaad korlo naa. kon ghotonaar-i baa kore? Gujarat-kaander korechhe, naa Christian-massacre er? Kashmir-pandit eviction er korechhe, naa desh-byaapi duurniti’r?

eto cinema, eto music video, kintu shudhui prem er gaan, shudhui item song. sei eki bhaabe neche cholechhe bikini poraa meyeraa, kaan faatano BhangRa-beats er sange. Protibaad? “may be our audience is not yet ready for that.” Taahole ki bujhe nite hobe, aamra shrotaa raa aar kichhui noi, shudhu kichhu indriyo-bhogee lompot, kimbaa prem e haabudubu khawa chhokraar dol?

satyi-i ki aamra ready noi, naaki aamader ready hote dewaa hochche naa? khaali bhuliye raakha hochchhe chushikaathi diye? eta ki aasole ekta  mosto top-level shoRojontro, jaar modhye film-producer theke raajnoitik neta, film-actor theke aantorjaatik mostishko sabaai sakriyo? jaar muul katha holo ‘ghum paaRiye raakho ei bishaal jonotaa ke. kaaron era joto beshi poRe, toto beshi jaane, toto kom maane’?

keno ei supti? kobe bhaangbe? kobe ekta music video dekhbo aamra, je Pratul er suur-e bolbe, “Swadesh ekhon chhaal-chholaa ek chhaagol/ skandhokaata, ulte aachhe jhule!

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