To do is to be– Plato

To be is to do– Socrates

Do be do be do– Sinatra

Kono film jakhan shuru hoy ei quote-guchchho diye, bhebei chhitke jete hoy, er pore ki apekkha korchhe! Ar jodi Plato Socrates er pore Sinatra’r doo-bee-doo-bee-doo hojom koraar khomotaa naa thaake, taahole brithaai tumi surrealism dekhte bosecho he arbaacheen dorshok!

Aar jodi tumi surrealism paachone abhyasto how, Director Anurag Kashyap er No Smoking er bhuuribhoj tomaar jonye apekkha korchhe.

K (John Abraham) er cigarette fNokaar neshaa ke kendro kore ei kaahineer binyas. ek chain smoker, je ghore-baaire, bedroome-bathroome, bichhanay-bathtube sab jaaygay cigarette khaay, sab samay khaay. taar bou Anjali (Ayesha Takia) titibirokto. ekdin K’r bondhu Abbas (ranbeer shorey) take ek rehab centre er khobor dey. Baba Bangali Sealdahwale’r (paresh Rawal) proyogshaala. sekhaane cigarette chhaaRano hoy. giye K janate paare je taake ekti contract soi korte hobe. aar taarpor protiti cigarette khele ekti ekti kore shorbonaash dheye asbe taar dike. prothom cigarette e se kaala hoye jabe. 2nd taay taar bhaa mara jaabe. 3rd e taar duto angul kete fela hobe. aar taarporeo jodi se cigarette khaay? taahole taar boli Anjali. K se contract sign kore fele, ba abola abhaalo taake diye soi koraano hoy. taarpor adbhuut sab ghotonaaboli. ashchorjyo sab surrealism. bitkel sab byapar syapar!

ki adbhuut sab ghotona aghot te thaake ei cinemaay. K cigarette dhoraanor sange sange khobor peye jaay Baba Bangali. bheeshon-i rahasyamoy bhaabe. sara duniyar kothaao giye K lukote paare naa. emonki ‘middle of nowhere’ eo kothaa theke jeno Baba’r chyala haajir. aar oi je Baba’r pryogshala! ki adbhuut bhaabe sekhaane pNouchhote hoy. mumbai er slum er bhetore, manhole-er modhye diye chimney diye neme, patale dhuke pNouchhote hoy sei proyogshaalay. puro byapartaai kemon jeno bhutuRe. gaa chhomchome. edike anya kaauke niye ele sei jaaygata aar kichhutei khNuje pawa jaay naa.

achchha, Baba ki antarjaami bhogobaan gochher kichhu? ki kore sab samay jaante paarchhen je taar patient ra kakhan smoke korchhe? aar taader life history, aar purono paap? aar ki kore tini keRe nen sei ashaanto aatma der? niye giye keno bondi koren nazi concentration camp er moton gas-chamber e? ki hoy taarpor sei aatma gulor?

gaa chhomchhome chomoker por chomok ei chhobite. ekbaar dekhi, ekta bNete baamon er gawlaa theke hNeRe swar, ekbaar dekhi Anjali K’r bou theke secretary bone gechhe. ekbaar dekhi Baba Bangali Anjali’r pet chire ki jeno bijaatiyo operation korchhen, ekbaar dekhi K’r bhaai bibhotso bhaabe suicide korchhe.  ekbaar dekhi Jesse Randhawa purusher gawlaay gaan gaaichhen, ekbaar dekhi sudrishyo parcel e ese pNouchhechhe kaata angul!

K ebong Anjali’r chintagulor graphical representation aar Charlie Chaplin dhong er flashback! anek mojaar treatment aachhe chhobitaay.

Abhinoyer katha bolte gele John eri sabcheye beshi sujog e chhobite. Bhaaloi korechhen moter opor, tobe maajhe maajhe kemon jaani blank. Ayesha-o bhaalo. Tobe exceptionally bhaalo Paresh Rawal. Lokta Hollywood e thaakle kota Oscar peto ke jaane! Rajiv Ravi’r cinematorgraphy awesome! Bishal Bharadwaj er background score o daarun. goppo udbhot, script bhaalo aar directon? Hat’s Off Anurag Kashyap!

kintu holo taa ki? konta swapno? konta bastob? Siberia te K’r bondi howaa taa ki aadou ghotlo? naa ki ota sref bathtub dream? aar kenoi baa K nijeke dekhte pelo oi shaarshi’r opaare? Anjali more  giyeo firey elo keno? Bangali nije bhul korechhilo bole? naaki se aadou kothaao jaayni, purotaai maya? aar mayai jodi hobe, to K’r aangulgulo kaata poRlo keno? keno oi atmagulo omon snan koraar jonye byakul hochchhilo? ki holo oder? K’r aatma ta shoreer theke aalada kroe newa hoy, taahole K’r shoreer e ekhon aatma ta kaar? seo ki repercussion e bhoge? taar angulgulo kata gelo kakhan? anekgulo dhNaadha lege roilo mone. uttor pawa gelo naa. ki hobe peye? sab uttor dewaar daay surrealism er thoRaai aachhe!

eta hoyto shesh obdhi traditional review lekhaa holo naa, kintu nikuchi korechhe! chirachorit review likhe No Smoking ke apomaan koraar saahos aamar nei. taarpor amar angul kata poRuk aar ki!!!

aami shudhu ekta kathai bhaabchhi, ShahRukh Khan ke Baba Bangali’r kaachhe niye gele kemon hoy?

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