Aha! ki jinis-i eddin dhore noshto korechhi. chhi-chhi….

haather kaachhe eto bhaalo ekta jinis thaakteo, sedike ekti baar firey na taakiye, kNot kNot kore bishpaan korechhi. Coke-Pepsi’r moton pokaamara oshudh gulo naa kheye jodi nijer desher jiniser proti ektu monojogi hotum re! aha-ha… haath kaamRate ichchhe korchhe.

jara etokkhon dhore koshto kore ei apshosh-bilaap ta poRchho, aar bhaabcho Dashu’r e heno hahakaar er kaaron ki?, taader uddeshye jaanai byaparta aar kichhui noy, eddine aamader deshe bideshi coke pepsi’r jobaab chole esechhe. aabishkaar hoyechhe notun cola, jaa diye aamra bohujaatik cocacola aar pepsi’r thNotaa mukh bhNotaa kore dite sakkhom. aar upaadan o khub bharatiyo bostu. bolaa jaay, aamader ghorer jinis. Gorur chona.

WOW! ke kobe bhebechhilo, je simple gorur chona gowaal er nordoma diye boye jaay, je gorur chonaar gondhe gowaal er pasher raasta diye “UNHH-ANHH” korte korte jete hoy, sei gorur chona diye emon ekti cola banano jete paare?

credit, bondhugon, aamar noy. credit purotaai RSS kimbaa Rashtriya Swamsevak Sangha’r. taara taader unique formula-y toiri korechhe ei goru’r bathroom diye toiri cola. ei cola shudhu pesticide mukto taai noy, e anek rog-baalai saarate sakkhom! Heart er asukh, diabetes, gaayer chulkuni, hNaapani, paaglami, cancer emonki AIDS obdhi sere jaay gorur hisu khele! aha, e jeno professor Nidhiram Patkel er toiri arok, “khele pore piler oshudh, makhle pore dader molom. aar gNofe laagale deR dine aadh haath lombaa gNof beroy.” aar ekhon sei duurdanto oshudh cola-form e!

bhaabo bondhugon, bhaabo. ki din aaschhe, tumi biye baRite gop-gop kore kheye pet kharap e bhugchho, kono rokome ekta gowaale pNouchole, ek shishi ‘cow-urine’ niye dhok-dhok mere dile. ekta dhekur uthlo, byass! as fit as….. (ki, seta Navjot Sidhu bolte paarbe).

Uff, bhaabtei aami shihorito hochchhi, eddin AIDS er bhoye koto kee korte paarini, eibaar esechhe samay. HIV+ report elei ek botol cow-urine diye ek pint rum mere dobo! byass, cure.

cow-urine diye toiri cola’r naam rakha hochchhe “Gau Ark”. naa, deRel Noah’r daamRa jahajer sange er kono samporko nei. ei ark holo giye arak. maane banglay jaake bole essence. aar shudhu cola noy, toothpaste shampoo, powder, biskoot, dhuup, eisab o toiri hobe. aar gobor diye taalio naaki toiri hoyechhe, jaa ‘fire-resistant’. haayre, emon ekta fire-resistant maal ke kinaa Bangali eddin ghNute bole jaaliye esechhe!!

edike aamar mathay aaro ekta juuganto kaari idea esechhe bondhugon! goru’r hisu jodi khawa jaay, maanusher taai baa noy keno? Morarji Desai to bolei gechhen, ‘manushya-deho nisrito aarak sabcheye upokari.’ taai bhaailog, gorur pechhone gelaas niye douRobaar kono maanei hoy naa. maane hoy naa oi pokamara cocacola khawar. nijer health drink nijei toiri kore naao.

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