Haan, ekkhaana ghotonaar saakkhi roilum bote! mone thaakbe sarajibon.

aamader bondhu jodu’r biye. biyer aage jemon hoy, chhelera besh utsaahito thaake, aamader Joduo chhilo. Jodu aabar ektu beshi maatray utsaahee, sab byapaarei, Raju’r office er chaakri hok, baa Mohali te india-Bangladesh er khela, Jodu’r utsaaher anto nei.

taa e-heno chhele je nijer biye niye utsaahe tog-bog kore futbe taate aar ‘ashchojyi’r ki? probol utsahe chollo biye korte. Naihati.

Jodu jaabe be’ korte, Sange jaabe ke? Sange aachhe Dashu-Bhombol, komor bNedhechhe!

haan, ekhaaneo Bhombol uposthit, tobe se temon kichhu bhumika neyni. shudhu aamake bhaag naa diye duto jelly-lojens khawa chhaaRa. e goppo Jodu’r biye niye.

jatha samaye Naihati pNouchhono holo (shudhu driver raasta guliye felaay maattor 2 ghonta late. kintu, is baRe baRe biye mein, iye sab chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hai)

taa se jaai hok, giye pNouchhe sab thikthaak shuru holo. maane trademark ‘bor esechhe, bor esechhe’ hoi-hoi, borjaatri der jol-chop-borfi-golaap diye aapyayan theke shuru kore aashirbaad obdhi.

Aashirbaad-taad hoye jawar por, aamader Jodu ektu rest nite boslo. aar purutmoshaai bollen, ‘aami ektu baaRi theke aaschhi, totokkhon registry-tegistry hok.’ besh, bhaalo katha.

Taa se to holo, haasi-thaatta, registry, khawa dawa sab-i cholte laaglo. borjaatri raa kheye nilo, kone pokkho-o kheye fello. aami aar Bhombol ek pet kheye ‘heu-heu’ kore dhelur tulte tulte neme ese dekhlum Jodu takhano as usual bose aachhe. aamra bhebechhilum ese dekhbo biye start hoye gechhe, kothaay ki?

byaparta ki? byapar kelo! thakurmoshaai se je gechhen, ekhono patta nei. aar patta nei to nei. samay boye jete laaglo, kothaay thakur moshaai? sab nimontrito kheye deye chole gelo. Jodu bechara khete paarchhe naa. biyer din naaki upos kore thaakte hoy. Jodur bou-o naa kheye achhe. jotokkhon na biye hochchhe. edike kolkatar borjaatri raa buse kore fire gelo. roye gelum, aamra Dashu-Bhombol, aar jodur baba-mama raa.

aste aaste 11 taa baajlo, thaakur moshaaiyer dekhaa nei. caterer er lokjon table chair gutiye niye chole gelo. decorator aalo-taalo khule fello. mofossoler biye baaRi to! taai sab ektu taaRataRi mite jaay. edike mitbaar kono scene nei. mitbe koththeke? thaakur moshaaikei to pawa jachchhe naa.

Jodur edike tension baaRchhe. honhon kore paaychaari korte shuru korechhe. Bhombol ta emon paaji, giye ektu khNuchiye dilo, ‘tor biyetaa hote hote naa bheste jaay!’ Jodur to aagei bolechhi tension-utsaaho sabi beshi beshi! foss kore ekta cigarette dhoriye fello. “hNuhh! kono maane hoy? jottosab iye… aamader paaRay hole dekhiye ditum mojaa.” bole biye baaRi theke beriye giye raastay dNaaRiye biRi fNukte laglo. aar gawlaa baaRiye dekhte laaglo, thakurer kono khobor pawa gelo kinaa. kothaay ki?

12ta baajte chollo, puruter kono patta nei. aamra 3 jon raastay giye dNaaRiye aachhi, tomaar dekhaa naai. jodu 3 te biRi fNuke fello, purut elo naa. 3 no. biRi taa fNokaar samay aamader pechone ke jeno ese dNaaRalo. jodu naa taakiyei bollo, “ei sala kono maane hoy? aamader paaRay hole ba**c***er chaamRa gutiye ditam” uttor elo, “mukher bhaasha ta bhodro kor.” pechhon fire dekhi jodur baap!

12:30 naagad jodu khepe uthlo, “dyakh, registry jakhan hoye gechhe, maal aamar. serom hole ei motor cycle chepe bou niye chole jaabo.” kaar ekta bike raakha chhilo. jodu biyer joR poraa abosthaatei uthe boste gelo setaate. aami aar bhombol shanto korlum.

1:00 naagad hoi hoi uthlo ekta ‘pawa gechhe pawa gechhe’. bor eleo oto hoi hoi hoyni. satyi-i purut ke khNuje pawa gechhe. tini giyechhilen ei mowkaay aarekta biye sere aaste! biyeteo lokkhipujor moton khep khatar byapar. edike totokkhone koner dada, aar taar bondhuraa aaro dui thakurmoshaai ke jogaaR kore enechhe. ekhon 3-3 te purut.

jaai hok, baaki dujon ke jol-mishti khaaiye bidaay kore aasol thakur i biye taa dilo. kono rokome taRahuRo kore bisye shesh holo raat 2:00.

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