lombaay boRojor lyaj samet 1 foot.

daarun chhotfote.

gaayer rong dhuusor.

boRo boRo sada lomwola kaan.

aadote Brazil er basindaa.

illegal market e daam 1.5 lakh taka joRa.

prithibeer anyatomo khudro bNaador Common Marmoset.

goto koyekdin aage e heno 8 taa Common Marmoset churi gelo Alipore zoo theke. chorera khNachar jaal kete bhetore dhuke kaaj somponno korlo guard thaka sattweo.pordin sakaale sabbai kar kaane jol dhuklo je rattire khNaachar jaal kete bNaador gulo churi gechhe.

koyekta proshno swabhabik bhaabei uthe aase, gurad thaka sattweo churi hoy ki kore? ke churi korlo?ki kore korlo? ki uddeshye?

prothom proshner uttor khubi sahaj- guard ra fNaaki mere ghumochchhilo, so very natural in India.

dwiteeyo proshner uttor oto sahaj noy. kaaron Common Marmoset maalti sadharon bNaador er moton lyadh khawa party noy, otishoy chhotfote. taader churi kora mukher katha noy. taao ek aadhta noy, puro 8 taa. e chor sadharon chor noy, reetimoton experienced ebong skilled. bharat borshe maatro duto zoo te ei Common Marmoset aachhe. Alipore o Mysore. chorera seta bhaaloi jaane. ebong tara nishchit bhabei bujhechhe alipore soft target.

teen nombor proshno, ki kore korlo? forensic experts ra kono clue khNuje paanni. brishti te sab dhuye gechhe. tobe sambhoboto chloroform jaatiyo kichhu spray kore oder ghum paaRano hoyechhilo. aar je chorera esechhilo tara highly skilled in handling animals- especially monkeys.

eibaar asol proshno – ki uddeshye? jaaniye rakha bhaalo Common Marmoset shudhumaatro Kolkata theke churi jayni, 2004 e Scotland er zoo theke,2006 e England er du-duto chiRiyakhana theke aar 2007 e US er Tennessee zoo thekeo ei bNaador churi gechhe. sab miliye 41 taa marmoset.

kintu kaaron ki? kaaron teen te. 1) eigulo laboratory te byabohaar hoy, oshudh test koraar jonye. 2) maarkin boRolokera exotic pet hisebe nijeder private zoo te poshe aar 3) Chin deshe ei bNaador er ghilu ek oti sukhadyo hisebe ganya!

kono sandeho nei je eti ekti well organized grouper kaaj. jaara chiRiyakhana theke bNaador churi te siddho hosto. jongole giye ei bNador dhora oteebo kothin kaaj. taar cheye chiRiyakhana target kora anek sahaj. bishesh kore Alipore zoo er moton fNaakibaajir swargorajyo ke.

bhaabte kharap laage, ekdol chhotto chhotto bNaador, jaara aamar cheyeo beshi lifefull, dher beshi chhotfote chhilo; taader ghilu gulo ekhon kono exotic restaurant er dinner plate-e. kimbaa kono markin boRoloker drawing room er chhotto khNachay guti suti mere bose; athobaa taar cheyeo khaarap- kono oshudher laboratory te, jekhaane oder gaaye jor kore chhNuch futiye experiment cholchhe.

kintu er kono dawai aachhe bole aamar jaana nei. Hyderabad er chiRiyakhana theke ekta bagher jeebonto abosthaay chhaal chhaaRiye newa, baa nandankanan theke rare Macaw churi koraa, sabi ei highly skilled aar well organized group(s) er kaaj. er ektaai uttor –

WHEN THE BUYING STOPS, KILLING CAN TOO.

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Aamader chhotobelaay kichhu kheladhulo chhilo, jaa ekhon aar hoynaa. jemon pittu. jemon dang-guli. jemon jemon-khusi-thyangao (eta aamader aabishkaar chhilonaa, sabaai chhotobelay ei khelata khelechhe: kono organized game noy.  je jaake paarto dhore kyalato. ek hullat mosti’r khela. ekhon aar hoynaa)

thik eirokomi aarekta khela chhilo, jeta hoto mainly sheetkaale aar borshaakaale. desbhoktir khela. takhan to aar ettogulo channel chhilonaa. sabedhon nilmoni DD. taao ektaai channel. aar sei channel e 26e january aar 15i august er time e gNaatiye deshbhoktir filim dito. Sabyasachi, Shaheed Khudiram, Netaji Subhashchandra, ’42, eisab.

aamra takhan chhoto, ei dhoro kinaa 7-8 bochhor boyes. dekhtum aar rokto gorom hoye jeto. baaRir saamner maathe neme shuru hoto khela. Swadhinota-swadhinota khela.

ekdol ingrej hoto. tara prothom chote bangalider huge pNyadato. taarpor ekjon hero’r abirbhab ghot-to. Maximum khetre seta Netaji. (takhano Bhagat Singh er chol hoyni) kimbaa Shibaji, othobaa Jatin Das. Gandhi ke keu pochhondo kortum naa. kaaron lokta fight koreni konodin. Itihas e biraat pondit chhilum sokkole, taai Shibaji ke tene aante kono asubidhe hoyni Ingrej der sange loRte. byass, taaporei shuru hoto ulto dholaai. jara ingrej sejechhilo taara mukh buje kyalani khete baadhyo hoto. protibaad koraar upaay nei, kaaron TV te dekhiyechhe, inrej ra dholaai khaabe. aar taar cheyeo boRo promaan- aaj Ingrej ra herechhe bolei aamra swadheen!

Ei ke kon dole porbe, seta thik hoto toss kore, baa gune. kintu kichhu lok chhilo, taara automatic choice chhilo. Kanai bechara forsaa chhilo bole sab samay Ingrej hote hoto. aamar choshmaa chhilo chhotobelaa theke, taai aami netaji. eirokom. shesh kaale kanai ekdin bidroho korlo, “aami keno baar baar maar khaabo? aami forsaa setaa ki aaamr dosh?” reverse bornobidwesh aar kake bole!!

ta se jai hok, khela taa sabcheye jomto sheetkaaler time tay. aamader paaRay ekta agobheer nala chhilo. sheetkaale seta shukno thaakto. seita hoto aamader trench. oikhaane shuye poRe, mundu taa baar kore ‘iyaa-dhishNaa…. dhishoom’ cholto praan bhore. 26 taarikh sakaale  paaRar club e potaaka tolaa hole, salute kore, jilipi kheye roser hath taa chuste chuste loRte neme poRtum. takhan december e porikkha hoto. january te poRaar chaap thaakto na temon. ar ki? juddho!!!

august er time ta jomto na temon. maathe kada, nala ta jole bhore geche. ekbaar to lattu ke saape kaamRalo. nehaat joldhNoRa chhilo, taai rokkhe! noile lattu hoyto swadheenota juddher shoheed bole gonyo hoto. kintu ei ghotonaar porei byapartaay bidhinishedh bose. eddin aamader baap-maa ra kichhu na bolleo, ebaar paaRar consensus e aamader khela bondho hoye jaay.

hukum hoy, esab nala nordomaar modhye neme khela cholbe naa. sabhya bhodro how. cricket-football khelo. swadhinota bondho. aabar poraadheen hoye gelum aamra. agotya monmoraa hoye fielding korte korte bhaabte laaglum, ‘kon shaala bolechhe aadou bharatborsho swadheen hoyechhe?’

Lakhot naame Rajasthan er ekta chhotto shohorer basinda Satyaveer. ekta junior engineer er chhotokhaato chaakri koraa chhaaRao se ek aspiring lekhok. jodio taar prothom detective boi Manorama chuuRanto flop. sei detective lekhok ekdin ekta offer pay satyi satyi detective-giri korbaar. kintu joto samay egoy, dekhaa jaay je opor theke jaa jaa bhaba giyechhilo, aasol ghotonaa motei serokom noy. aar joto din gelo, Satyaveer goenda giri korte giye nijei joRiye poRlo ek bichitro jaale.

plot ta 1974 e toiri Roman Polanski’r film Chinatown theke jhaaRa. tobe eto sundor adaptation, film ta ekta aalada maatra peye gechhe. goppo ta bhaaloi, tobe cinemar pace ta boddo slow. ekta thriller eto slow hobe keno? koi Johnny Gaddar dekhte giye to erom mone hoymi. goppo dibyi tortor kore egiye gechhe. tobe ei film ta dhore dNaaR koriye rekhechhen Abhay Deol. aageo bolechhi, aabaro bolchhi, Abhay Deol Bollywood e sei rare actor der anyatomo, jaara abhinoy korte jaanen. khaamoka neche aar maarpit kore hero honni. ekhaane bhaalo abhinoy er sujog peye Satyaveer er role e faatiye diyechhen

sange Gul Panag, Raima Sen, Kulbhushan Kharbanda aar Vinay Pathak. e bole aamay dyakh, o bole aamay. durdhorsho chemistry. duurdanto teamwork. bhaalo abhineta der bhaalo abhinoy dekhaar sujog Manorama Six Feet Under. kintu oi dosh, boddo slow film ta. modhyikhaane aaro anek kaat-chhNat koraar sujog chhilo. taahole speed aaro baaRto script taar.

music bhaalo, direction bhaalo, lighting bhaaloi, camera work motamuti. tobe kothaao jeno mone hoy, boddo lambaa tana hoyechhe goppotaake. ar ekta jothaartho thriller er jaa howa uchit, dorshok ke clue gulo diye rakha, jaate se nijeo matha khaatate paare, aar rahasyabhed er samay nijeke protaarito mone naa kore, setaa puropuri maintain koraa hoyni. anek jinis i dorshok er naa jaana theke gechhe. segulo rahasya bhed er samay boddo peeRa dey.

Manorama Six Feet Under flop korechhilo, se to korbei. kom jamakapoR pore item song nei. deglamourised look, ekta small town er goppo. ke khaamoka dekhte aasbe? tobe Abhay Deol ghaabRanni, tini ektaa por ekta offbeat film kore jachchhen. Vinay Pathak aar Gul Panag o taai. ei saahos ke kurnish janai. laabhobaan hochchhi aamra dorshok raai. sei dorshok kul, jaara star value naa dekhe bhaalo cinema dekhte jaai.

Baba’r o Baba thaake.

haan, Bhombol abosheshe poraasto. aar kaar kaachhe, naa samanyo ek bhikiri’r kaachhe! Na bhaailog, shune ashchorjyo howaar kichhu nei. Prithibee te aajo aghoton ghote. aar bhogobaan namok lokta dindin fNaakibaaj hoye poRleo, ekhono maajhe modhye subichaar kore thaaken!

naah, ebhaabe gheniye laabh nei, ghotonaa ta khulei bolaa jaak.

aagei bolechhi Bhombol Shantiniketan e theke poRashuno kore, proti weekend e se baaRi fere. shoni robi aamader weekend taar  shraddho kore abar sombaar firey jaay. ei kichhudin aage, Bhombol jakhan Howrah Station diye firchhilo, takhani o ekta jinis kheyaal kore.

Ekta special type er Bhikiri. Taara, station e chaayer dokaaner khodder der target kore. ese bole, “babu ekta chaa khawaben? dudin kichhu khaaini.” anekeri doya hoy, aha poysa to chaaichhe naa. dokaandar ke bolen, “oke ek ta chaa, aar duto biskoot/ cake din to!” dokaandar dichchhi-debo kore,  beshirbhaag samaytei khodder der taaRa thaake. Dokaandaar ke poysa diye chole jaan. dokaandar kintu chaa dey naa. bhodrolok chole gelei, ekta percentage kete poysa ta bhikiri ke diye dey! dujoneri laabh, dine ei kore bhikiri’r 40-50 taka hoye jaay.

ei byapar ta Bhombol mark korechhilo. taa, kodin aage Bhombol ki ekta kaaje baaire giyechhilo, feraar pathe Durgapur station e gaaRi dNaaRiye aachhe. aar bhombol station e mukto hawa khachchhe, ek bhikiri ese bejaay jalaton shuru korlo. “babu, kichhu khete din na, din na… kotodin khaaini…. boddo khide peyechhe babu….” eisab bole. Bhombol prothomta poysa bar korte chaayni (kobei baa chaay?) kintu bhikiri o full professional! emon ghyan ghyan kore chollo, Bhombol poysa dite badhyo!

kintu dite ditei click korlo sei Howrah Station er byapar taa. samnei ekta chaayer dokaan chhilo. Bhombol giye bollo, “dada, oke ekta paauruti din to!” bole poysa diye paauruti kine bhikiri’r haathe dhoriye dilo. Edike Train siti merechhe. Bhombol bijoy gorbe hese, train er dike egolo. uthei dekhte pelo, bhikiri taa sei dokaane paauruti ta ferot diye dilo. packet taai kholeni!

Bhombol haan-han kore uthte uthtei train chheRe dilo. Bhikiri ta janalar saamne ese Bhombol er mukher saamne poysa ta naachiye, ek gaal biRi’r dhNowaa chheRe bollo, “ei je paauruti khachchhi, paauruti!!”

er aager goppogulote eto ghotona ghotechhe, je segulo cinemaay dekhaanoi jaayni. fole jaara boi gulo poReni, taader kaachhe cinemata durbodhyo laagto. kintu ei goppotaay temon kono ghotonaai ghoteni. fole 2:33 minute er porisare bhaaloi dhoraano gechhe goppotaake.

kintu mushkil holo, goppotaai eto boring, je cinemata interesting koraa khub mushkil. jaara janena taader jonye goppota bole di-i.

Harry eibaar prothom jaante paarlo, Professor Dumbledore er kaachh theke Voldemort taar aatmar 6aa tukro kore 6 taa jinis er modhye pure rekhechhe. Fole seigulo noshto naa korle o amar. ei gulor modhye 1 ta 2nd part e harry nijei noshto kore diyechhe – Tom Riddle er diary. aarekta Dumbledore noshto korechhen – angti. roilo baaki 4. aarekta khNoje Harry aar Dumbledore gelo ekta guhar modhye. seta peye jaana gelo seta ekta false replica. aasol ta R.A.B.’r kaache aachhe. ei RAB ke seta ekhono janaa jaayni, shesh goppo porjnto apeksha korte hobe. Edike Draco Malfoy ekta vanishing cabinet meramot korte sakkhom hoyechhe, jaar theke death eater ra hogwarts e dhuke aaste parbe.

Film taar screenplay bhaalo, besh tortor kore egiye gechhe goppo. abhinoy sabaai besh bhaalo korechhen. bishesh kore Michael Gambon: Dumbledore er bhuumikaay. aar bhaalo laglo, shoishob er Voldemortke. bachcha taa daarun korechhe. tobe kina boddo beshi indoor shot. dombondho hoye aase. outdoor shot aaarektu beshi thaakle bhalo hoto. Harryder aalochona koraar to anek scene aachhe, ek-aadhta khola maathe koraa jeto naa?

Special effects fatafati. dekhle taak lege jaay, bishesh kore Death Eater der uRe asar drishyo gulo. Warner Brothers shostaay baajimaat korchhe naa bojhaai jaay. Directon mondo na, tobe miss korchhi Alfonso Cuaron ke. shudhu or direction ei Prisoner of Azkaban ekta anya maatra peyechhilo.

Metropolis Mall e sakaal 10:45 er show te giyechhum. setaao housefull holo. tobe kinaa, ei Harry Potter er cinema dekhte jawai ekta biRombonaa. Harry Potter dekhte aase durokom lok. ek, jara boigulo poRechhe, aar dui, jaara boigulo poReni. ei jaara boi gulo poReni, taraa taader pasher bondhu ke jigyes kore kichhu ekta bujhte paarle, aar jaara poRechhe, tarao nanarokom gyan diye jaay jaara poReni, taader. ei conversation gulo boddo irritating. bojhaate hoy, to baaire giye bojhaa na baapu. baaki dorshok ke disturb kora keno?

Dethly Hallows shunchhi naaki duto part e berobe. aamar mone hoy, 4 no. boi thekei duto kore part kore koraa uchit chhilo. taaholei jothaartho justice hoto sahityer proti.

Aamar ektaa batik aachhe, neshao bolaa jete paare- chhobi tolaa. weekend e kono kaaj naa thaakle, aami chhobi tulte beirye poRi. gorib maanush. duure kothaao jaawar resto nei , ki ar koraa… aamar ei shohortaar-i chhobi tule beRaai. Emonki camera taao kunal aar jodu’r theke dhaar kore chalachchhilum, ei kodin holo ekta kiney uth te perechhi. Taa se jaai hok, aaj obdhi aamar ei 300 bochhor boyesi (sayebi hisebe, asol e aaro anek beshi) premikaa konodin nirash koreni aamake. kichhu naa kichhu bhaalo chhobi se aamake thik paaiye dey. sange dey kichhu abhigyotaa, kichhu food-for-thought, jaa ekta award winning chhobi’r cheye kichhu kom noy.

ei Kolkata’r snap shots series e thaakbe serokom-i koyekti chhotto chhotto drishya, jaa aamake samanyo holeo bhabiyechhe, haasiyechhe, baa diyechhe kichhu abhigyotaa.

Saradin dhore raastay ghure guchchher chhobi-tobi tule firchhilum. Esplanade theke bus dhorechhi. robbaar sakaal, metro nei. bus e bose bose cameray preview dekhchhi, pashe ek bhodrolok ese boslen. iyaa hNotkaa chehaara. aamake praay pishe fele boslen. kono rokome ek paashe chepte sore gelum.  bosei cell-e hNaa hNaa kore chitkaar shuru korlen, “are tum aa gayee ho kyaa?…. jaldi aa jaao, bahut zillat ho raha hai…..” hothaat saamne ekjon haath paatlo. fonwala fon e chitkaar korte kortei pocket theke ekta dosh taka bar kore haathe diye bollo, “ektho chheh rupiyaa.” haather maalik khub gombhir golaay bollo, “aami conductor noi, aami bhikiri”. bolei bus theke neme gelo sojaa, fonwolaa byapaar ta bujhe othaar aagei.

charu market er kaachhe ekta moylaar vat aachhe. setaar saamne bus ta signal khaabei. sedin chiRiyakhana jachchhilum. shonibaar. dekhi vat ta porishkaar hocchhhe. jona chaarek mohila-purush mile moylaa tulchhe corporation er gaaRite. ar 3 te bachcha khela kore beRachchhe. oderi bachcha hobe. ekjon ekta bhanga caleidoscope khNuje peyechhe, sei niye baaki dujon-o kaaRakaaRi korchhe. khub moja pyechhe oraa, baar baar ghuriye ghuriye dekhchhe, hothat ekjon boRo ese ektaan mere setaake niye chhNuRe fele dilo gaaRi te. oraa ektu thomke gelo. kintu chitkaar korlo naa, kNaadlo naa, baayna korlo naa. khNuje nilo aarekta khelnaa. ekta bhaanga aayna. kanna-kaati’r moto bilaasita koraar samay kothaay?

Kaal sakaale boRo bibhatso drishya dekhlum raastay. Howrah station er chhobi tulte jawar ichchhe chhilo. mini te jachchhi. Thik Howrah bridge cross korei oi turning newaar mukhtaay dekhlum ekta accident er drishya. ek bike aarohi, helmet chhilonaa maathay. bike skid kore chhitke poRechhen. aar pechhoner bus ti ese skull taake ekebaare pishe diyechhe. se boRo sanghatik drishya. Likhte aamar ekhono haath kNaapchhe. Paathok-paathikaa raa, rider o pillion-rider raa, please. Please helmet porun. e bibhatso drishya jeno aar dekhte naa hoy.

sakaale kaagoj ta khulei mon ta bhaalo hoye gelo. Maidan er racecourse er dike gaachhe basa bNedhechhe 20 ta shokun. Kotodin pore! kotto bochhor hoye gelo Kolkatar aakashe shokun er chhoRaano dana dekhini. aage dekhte petum, Jeeshu Khrishter moton duhaath chhoRiye uRchhe shokun, stragiht duto dana. chil er moton dheu khelaano naa, ekkebaare sojaa! maajhkhaane diclofenac poisoning e shesh hoye jete boechhilo ora. aabar firey aaschhe.

firey aaschhe Kolkata naamok ei banyapraanir swargorajye. abishwashyo laagchhe? chomkiyo naa bhoktogon, aamader ei concrete er jongol ta satyi-i ekta abhayaronyo; bishesh kore paakhider kaachhe. ekhaane chorashikaari’r utpaat kom, chhelepile ra gulti diye shikaar korenaa. taai boRo nishchinte Jadavpur e purono baaRir kotore baasa bNaadhe pNyacha, uttor Kolkatar ghulghuli te thaake benebou paakhi. chupchaap, kono shabdo naa kore Bhawanipur e chilekothaay dhyan kore chil.

Byaparta etoi abishwashyo, je aamar nijero abaak laage jakhan dekhi Rajarhat er dike jolaajomi te lombaa thyang fele hNaatchhe shamukkhol, podmo paatay paa fele waterwalk korchhe jolpipi! aar bhruu kNuchke taader shikaar kora jaay kinaa bhebe dekhchhe shikre baaj (peregrine falcon). ei jolaajomi tei aami nije dekhechhi bluethroat, bushlark. gaan shunechhi reed warbler er.

ki abaak kaando, naa? ei to IIM Jokar kaachhei ghure beRachchhe jolmurgi, baasa bNadhchhe baabui, shikaar korchhe black-shouldered kite. buzzard raao uRchhe kichhu ekta chhNow mere tule newaar aashay.

kintu kaaron ta ki? aamra je shohor taake bhaabi wild life er kaachhe eto boRo abhishaap, je shohor taa samasta sabuj dhwanso kore dichche, se ki kore etogulo rare ebong endangered praani ke support kore? uttor ta khub simple bhaailog. karon shohor ta aaar kichhui naa, ekta concrete er jongol.YESS, oi katha taa mark koro, JONGOL. hok naa concrete er, taate ki?

uNchu uNchu baaRi’r 14 tolaar baranda gulo to shikre baaj der vantage point, jekhaane bose ora nojor raakhe nicher paayra der dike- shikaar. gola paayra gulo bongshobriddhi kore ghulghulite, thik jeno paahaRer khNaaj. pNyacha ra baasa bNaadhe gaachher kotore. abhaabe purono bondho ghore. aar tader to khawar chintaai nei, shohore iNdurer abhaab? billboard er iron-joint gulo chileraa kaaje laagay gaachher daler moton, baasa bNaadhbe bole. shokh kore tob-e lagano phoolgaach gulor modhu khete aase moutusi. baRir faatole gojaano ashwoth gaachher pata juRe baasa baniye fele tuntuni, aar mukh bhengchaay baaRir beRaal taake, “kire, dhorte paarli naa to?”

ei post ta likhte likhte shunte pachchhi doyel er shish. bulbulir kichirmichir cholchhilo ektu aage. aar ek shaala kokil aachhe. se haramjada taa roj thik saatsakaale aamar baaRir carnish e bose “kuu ku-uu kuu-uu-huu” kore aamar ghum ta bhangabe! kodin aage jakhan matha gorom kore chaakri baakri chheRe diye baaRi bosechhilum, takha dekhtum duto ghughu ke. Mr. & Mrs. ghughu- aamader baaRir chhade aasto ni:jhum dupure. aami chaal ditum. besh bondhuttwo hoye giyechhilo. aarekjoner sange aamar ektu dosti aachhe. ekta khonjon paakhi. se aabar foreigner. Zingiz Khan er desh Mongolia theke aase, proti sheet e. aamader chhotto bagan taay ghurghur kore poka khaay. aar sarabochhor thaake kaththokraa, finge paakhi, chhatare, kaajolpaakhi, mohonchuuRa (hoopoe) aar go-bok eraa; kaak-choRui-shaalik der sange mile mishey.

Rabindra Sarobar, Subhash Sarobar, Alipore er horticulture garden, chiRiyakhana, to pakhider raajottwo! bypass er dhaarer bheRigulote paankouRi, maachhranga aar snake bird der haameshaai dekhaa jaay.

photo: ArnabChat

taai to boli, oraa chhilo, oraa aache, oraa thaakbe. ei paakhider swargoraajye. Ke jeno bolechhilo, Kolkata kaauke firiye dey naa. satyi-i taai. sabaai aachhe, shudhu dekhar jonye chokh chaai. aar chaai ektu kom pollution, taahole aaro aneke aasbe.

Pennsylvania te ek Bangali chhatro ke raastay dhorlen ek maarkin bhodrolok.

“tumi Indian?”

“Agye haan.”

“tomaake ekta katha jigyes korte paari?”

“haan haan, bolun naa.”

“aami ei kodin aage Slumdog Millionaire movie ta dekhlum. bujhle…. taa film ta dekhe aamar baar baar mone hochchhe India jayga ta thik safe naa.”

“naa naa, taa keno…. India’r beshirbhaag jaygai Americar beshirbhaag jaygar cheye beshi safe. tobe kinaa kichhu kichhu jayga te naa jawai bhaalo. taa seto aapni US er anek shohoreo jakhan takhan mugged hoe paaren. taai noy ki? taa seisab jayga gulo avoid korlei holo. byass, aapni safe.”

“Achchha, 26/11 er moton chotona ki praayi ghote okhane?”

“motei naa, ota ekta freak incident. 9/11 ki rojroj ghote?”

“aasole ki jaano to, aamar next week Mumbai jawar katha aachhe. taai ektu chintito hoye poRechhi. achchha, India te to hunting allowed naa, taai naa?”

“haan, thik-i shunechhen.”

“tahole to bhaari mushkil holo dekhchhi!”

“keno bolun to? aapni ki professional hunter? maane shikaar kortei jachchhen odeshe?”

“naa naa, taa noy. shunechhi India te rastay baagh ghure beRaay…”

“sesab bohudin aager katha, ekhon jodi aapni baagh dekhe paan nijeke bhagyobaan mone korben. aamra nijeraai konodin chiRiyakhanar baire bagh dekhini.”

“naa maane dhoro baagh jodi aamar theke kichhuta duureo bosey thake, ami to threatened feel korte paari. Ekhaane jodi aamake ekta bhalluk aakromon kore, aami taake guli kore paari- for self defense. kintu India te to aami taa paarbo naa, jodi Mumbai te aamake ekta baagh aakromon kore!”

“Hummmm… seta ekta samasya bote! anyway, happy journey.”

kathopokathan ti ekkebaare baastob. ekhaane kono kaalponik byapar-syapar nei.

Ekta gaaner ki review hoy? jaani naa. tobe mone holo gaan ta niye kichhu likhi.

prochur torko-bitorko poRchhi aar shunchhi gan ta niye. youtube search kore taai shoto byastotaa aar sahasra aalasyer modhyeo gaanta shune fellum.

lyric niye bolte hole prothomei bolte hobe ASADHARON! gaantar gaambheerjo atuut rekhe ek notun moRoke samasya gulo tule dhora satyi-i prosongsaar jogyo.

vindhya himachal yamuna ganga mein tezaab ubal raha hai

kimbaa

aag mein jal kar cheekh raha hai, phir bhi koi nahin bachata/ gaahe tava jaya gatha

awesome!

music eo notunottwo aachhe. rokto gorom koraa suur. bishesh kore suurer otha-poRaa taa besh bhaalo laaglo.

visuals o bhaalo.

tobe kono kono jaaygay suurer sange katha thik khaap khaayni. mone hochchhe jeno jor kore dhokaano hoyechhe. jemon: punjab, sindhu, gujarat maratha aapas mein laR ke mar rahe hain ei jaayga ta.

kintu aasol katha taa holo, eto bitorko keno? national anthem ke pNyachano hoyechhe bole? kintu jakhan national song ke pNyachano hoyechhilo, takhan to kono bitorko hoyni. AR Rahaman er “Vande-e-e-e-e Ma-a-ataram” ke to proti 26 e januray aar 15 i august folaao kore dekhanao hoy.

naaki Rahman neta der tel merechhilen bole tNaar saat-khun maaf? aar Ram Gopal Verma satyi taa dekhaalen bole eto abhijog?

eisab boka boka jinis niye bhaalo cinema aatke dewaar ghotonaa aamra rang de basanti’r khetreo dekhechhi. Rann er khetreo dekhte hocchhe. aasole apriyo satyi katha bolte gele khomotaseen ra chepe dhorbei.

tobu ei protibaad hok. beriye asuk apriyo satya taa. anek to prem prem khela holo. aar keno? ebaar multiplex theke beriye raastay aasuk bolly-darshak. dekhuk nijer desher aasol chehara taa, jekhaane make-believe world e chocolate icecream niye prem nei, aachhe jaati danga aar corruption. jekhaane soniye aar munde der niye gaan nei. aachhe byakul aarti-

Bharat ko bachale vidhata….

Spider-Man 3 dekhaar por anekeri abhijog, cinema ta atyonto baaje maarka. sarakkhon sabaai bhNya-bhNya kore kNede cholechhe. acton nei. kichchhu naa.. durrr…. ekjon to bolei dilo osab dekhte holey sukhen das dekhbo, Spiderman dekhbo keno?

Ke jaane keno, aamra jeno dhorei niyechhi superhero maanei ekta maardanga chhobi hobe. bitkel bitkel villain aasbe. aar aamader hero taake dhore udbhot kaayday kyalabe. Eta bangali tothaa bhaaroteeyo dorshok er maathay kichhutei dhoke naa, je Superhero film maanei maramari noy, superhero’r o ekta personal life thaake. aar setaa niyeo goppo hote paare.

aami chotobelaay aamar ek NRI maasir doulot e prochuur Marvel aar DC comics poRechhi. ekhono mone aachhe, takhan aamar bochhor 5 ek boyes. maasi ene diyechhilo ekgada X Men, Spider-Man aar Bat Man. aami segulo poRtum bolaa bhul, kaaron takhan oto ingriji poRaar moton dhoirjo chhilo naa, aami beshitaai chhobi dekhtum, aar drawing khatay aaNktum. kintu takhani ekta jinis kheyaal korechhilum, maramari’r chhobi oi gulo te khub beshi nei. spider-man e to bheeshon-i kom. ekta bheetu-bheetu cheharar lok, se byata shudhu ekta meyer sange katha bole, raasta diye hNaate, aar office e giye sada-chul boss er khisti khaay.

Satyi bolte aamar bhallagto naa. or cheye aranyadeb aar mandrake bhaalo. guli-bonduuk aar magic! boigulo baaksho bondi hoye poRechhilo. (aamader baaRite aabar kono boi bikri koraa hoy naa) ektu boRo howaar pore, ei jakhan 14-15 bochhor boyes, maane jakhan iye paka hoye gechhi, aabar boi gulo ke niye boslum. ebaar kintu gotaa chhobi taai paalte gelo. poRlum boiguoke bhaalo kore. ar ebaar bujhlum, goppo kon uchchotaay jete paare.

Superhero der aamra traditionally dekhi maramari korte aar asambhab sab stunt korte. kintu taader je ekta life thaakte paare, aar tarao je aamader motoni nana social samasyay bhoge etaa aamra baar baar bhule jaai. kintu DC aar Marvel comics er superhero raa abishyasyo rokom down to earth. taara aamader protyek er moton-i nana doinondin jhaamelay bhoge. aar oi super power jonyei tader samasya gulo aaro beshi.

jemon Wolverine. X men jaara poRechho, baa dekhechho, taara jano ei choritro tike. ek aswabhaabik khomotaar adhikaari. or kono injury hole bheeshon chotpot sere jaay. emonki ekbaar mathay guli legechilo, ektu pore sei guli taa beriye aase, aar wolverine koyek minit er modhyei sustho hoye othe. etaai or superpower. plus nokh ber korte paare beRal er moton haath theke. kintu mushkil holo, loktaar bejaay matha gorom. kono kaajei tike thaakte parenaa. aar lokjon oke duur duur kore taRiye dey freak bhebe. Wolverine shesh obdhi lokaaloy theke chole jete baadhyo hoy, kNaadte kNaadte, jongol-e. sekhane se pray jontur moton thaakte shuru kore. kintu sekhaneo shaanti nei, Govt. taake khNuje ber kore, taader secret service e taake byabohaar korte shuru kore. ek kathay Wolverine ruupantorito hoy ek bhaaRate khune te. joddin naa Prof. Xavier taake tule aanen nijer school-e. sekhaane Wolverine professor hisebe nijukto hoy.

ei je byaapar taa, ei je ek asadhaaron lok er sadharon kichhu samasya’r kachhe here jawa. ei je taar nijer khomotaar jonyei ekghore hoye jaawa, eguloi Marvel comics aar DC comics er duniya. sekhaane superhero raa maaramaari kore, kintu seta taader life noy, part of life.

porer baar aaro bokbok koraa jabe e niye. ekhon angul byatha korchhe.

Ei muhurter paathok sankhya

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