Movie: 3 Idiots

kotha theke shuru korbo? Rancho’r prothom aabirbhaab theke, naa farhan er emergency plane thamano theke? Chaturer 5th September er boRai theke naa Raju’r pant naa pore douRe beriye jawa theke?

se jaai hok, anekdin pore ekta movie dekhlum jaate mon ta bhore gelo. Goppe khub ekta ghorpnyach nei. motamuti saral soja goppo, jemonta real life e hoy.

Farhan (madhavan) aar Raju (sharman) hothat jaante pare Rancho’r khoj pawa geche bohu bochhor por. college chhaRbar por Rancho (Aamir) jeno ube giyechhilo duniya theke. sange sange tara beriye poRe Ranchor khoje. sheshe anek ghora ghurir por Ranchor khoj pawa jaay. itimodhye aarekta subplot aachhe heroine Piya (kareena) ke niye. sheshe Ranchor sange taar mil hoye jaay.

Cinemata etotai bastob, je real life dekhchhi bole mone hoy. otinaatokiyota nei taa noy, jemon poonam er bachchar delivery, kimbaa piyar biyer mondop theke paliye jawa, ityadi. kintu beshrbhagtai etotaai bastob, bishesh kore college er rat race er drishyo guli kimba baRi theke pressurize kora, je mone hoy baastob ghotchhe chokher saamne!

gota cinema ta juRei rat race. eke opor ke muurkher moto taaRa korchhe first howaar jonye. taar modhye Rancho ek jholok tatka hawa. je rat race biswas korena, anya bhabe chinta koraar saahos raakhe. hote paare segulo grajhya hoynaa, kintu taate se dome jaynaa.

technically cinemata etotai nikhut, je bolar kichu nei. Rajkumar Hirani’r editing ebong direction praay flawless, script-o thasa, kono samay slack mone hoyni.

chhobitaar ekta boRO angsho flashback e. kintu emon bhabe setake bhanga hoyechhe, kothaao klaantikor mone hoyni. gaangulo-o besh bhalo. tobe cinematar sabcheye boRo sampad Aamir Khan. ki kore je tini ei 44 bochhor boyese 20 bochhorer choritre abhinoy korlen, seta ekta rahasya. e jinis Aamir-i paaren.

cinema ta seisab baba-maa’r dekha uchit jara nijeder santaan ke jigyes koren naa taara ki hote chaay. nijeder ichchhe ta chapiye den taader opor ” toke daktar hotei hobe”.

cinema ta seisab shikkhok der dekha uchit jara boi aar mukhosto chaaRa aar kichhu bojhen naa. “boi te ja lekha aache taai mukhosto korbe”

aar cinema ta seisab chhele meyeder dekha uchit, jara bhabe jeebone first howataai sab. naahole jeebon taai brithaa.

Ore bokar dal, jeebone first na hote paarleo jeebon ta britha hoye jaayna. takhan nijeke bolte hoy “AAL IZZ WELL”

Seisab Shoishab: Sheetkaal

sheetkaal ta aamar chhotobelaay khub koshte ketechhe. satsakaale uthe chaan kore school e jawa. sandhebelaay haaR kNapano thanday poRte jawa, raattire mone hoto bichhanay keu jol dhele rekhechhe.

aaram ekebaarei chhilonaa taa noy, komlalebu, circus, chiRiya khana eisab abodhaarito moja chhiloi. tobe se ar kototuku samay? beshirbhagtai koshte kaatate hoto.

aarekta moja chhilo cricket khela. ei khela ta aami bhaaloi kheltum, football er moton naa. sekhaane ball tai aamake taaRa korto. cricket e aami spin ball kortum aar batting. batting ta bhaloi kotum. aamader aabar chhilo duce ball e khela. purono pad, gloves pore bat korte hoto. helmet chhilonaa. anek dam, kenar poysa chilonaa. saradin cholto khela, baaRI theke daakte eleo sahaje ghormukho hotum naa aamra keu. taarpor baari fire konorokome ektu kheyei aaabar maathe. ebaar andhokaar hoye aasa obdhi cholto khela. baaRi firte firte bhaabtum sheetkaale keno eto shiggir andhokaar hoye aase!

aareta moja chhilo ekebaare aamar nijoswo. 25e decembersakale ghum theke uthei dekhtum baalisher paashe ekta kichhu. seta ekta 5 takar note o hote paaare, aabar ekta sandesho hote pare. ke diye geche? naa Santa Clause! khub chhoto belaay biswas korleo ektu boro hoyei bujhechhilum ota raakhe aamar maa. tobuo biswas korte bhaalo laagto Santa ese diye gechhe.

aaro chhotkhaato mojaa chhilo, jemon bhorbela uthe ‘haaa – haaa’ kore mukh diye dhNowa ber kora, jeno cigarette khachchhi, babar moton. bondhuder chokhe komlalebur khosar ras chipe dewa (aamar chotobela theke choshma bole bondhura aamar opor subidhe korte paarto naa)

sab miliye du:khe sukhe sheetkaal taa kete jeto ekrokom.sheetkaale bosey bosey bhaabtum kobe ei thanda kombe, basantakaal ese thanda udhaao hotei mone hoto thandataai bhalo chhilo.

sab samasyaar samaadhaan

tobe kemon hoto tumi boloto………

movie: Hitlist

anekdin pore ekta cinema dekhe besh bhallaglo. aar sandip ray anekdin pore babar chhaya theke beriye ekta cinema toiri kollen. besh bhalo movie tobe not targeted atchildren. eti ekti psychological thriller.

3 maas ager ghotona aar bortomaan samay mishiye toiri film. sandip ray bhaalo kaaj korechhen, ghotona muuloto koyel mullik ke ghire. koyel faatiye diyechhen. koyel er swami subhrajit ekti ad agency te kaaj korto. company’r ekti scam er katha jaante paarar jonyo taake khun hote hoy. ei ghotonaar 3 maas pore, arthaat bortomaan e ese, cinemar shuru.

koyel er abhinoy koraar jotheshto sujog chhilo. tini sei sujoger sabyabohaar korechhen. goenda dhritimaan ke aamar ototaa bhaalo laaglo naa, kemon jeno robotic.

cinema tar box office report jaai boluk, amar besh bhaalo laaglo.

10 e 7.

haarano mobile

khub bhoye bhoye  aachhi. aamar mobileti haariyechhe. bishod kore bolle bus e pocketmaar hoyechhe.

eibaar pochetmaartiota bhaalo kore dekhte gelei kelo!

prothomei dekhbe set ti rong chotaa. taarpordekhbe sliderti duhaate na push korle khole naa.

taarpor dekhaaa jaabe navigational switch sab kota kaaj kore naa. bishesh klore UP taa to puro gone case.

eteo shesh noy bondhugon, aaro aachhe.battery taa lose hoye gechhe. maajhe maajhe these chaap naadiley bondho hoye jaay.

taarpor pochetmaar jodi katha bolte jaay to gelo!

“hello….” battery shesh!

pocketmaar der union aachhe naaki ke jaane. nischoyi aachhe, sabaaikaar thake, ora keno baad. eibaar sei union er kono pocketmaar jodi aamake raastay paay, aar dekhte hobe na.prthomei ghurie ekta choR.taarpor aaro ki korbe ke jaane. eto mehanat jole jawar shasti ki shudhu ekta choRei shesh hobe?

khub bhoye bhoye aachi, bus e uthle sNitiye thaakal. kokhon sei poRakopaale pocktmaar taar protishodh ney!

Dugga aaschhe

maanush koraa

Maanush ek adbhuut praanee. naa, philosophically bolchhi naa, biologically. maanusher janmo theke beRe othaa, sabtaai jeno kemon shrishti chhaaRa, bekhappa. keno bolchi? explain korlei bojhaa jaabe byaparta.

prithibee te maanush chhaaRa joto jaanowar aachhe, sabaai hoy janmer por thekei besh swabolombee thaake, noyto alpo kichhudin por thekei swabolombee hoye jaay. arthaat maayer aashroye thaaka childhood ta khub beshidiner hoy naa. kintu maanusher belaay byaparta besh anyarakam. Ohe paathok, tumi nijei bhaabo naa, koddin tumi childhood ta upobhog korechho? antoto 14 bochhor to hobei. eibaar bhaabo to, goru’r baachhur kodin childhood upobhog kore? maximum 6 maas theke 1 bochhor. tumi bolbe, gorur lifespan kom. achchha haathi’r katha bhaabo. lifespan 80 bochhor praay. ekta haathir bachchha kodin bachcha thaake? 2 bochhor, 3 bochhor, max-to-max 5 bochhor. aar tumi? 14!!!!

er kaaron ta ki? kaaron ta holo, tumi jonmechhile bheeshon underdeveloped abosthaay. shaareerik dik theke noy, maanosik dik theke.tumi jakhan jonmechhile, takhan tomaar mostishker sange ektaa sadyajaato bNaador bachchar kono tofaat chhilo naa. kintu ekhon tomaar sange ekta dheRe bNaador er anek tofaat (aasha kori ). naa, to be serious, aasol kathaay asa jaak. ei tofaat ta keno? ki kore? aamra etaa to sabaai jaani, je maanush je sacheye buddhimaan praanee. taa taai-i jodi hobe, to se kichhutaa buddhi niyei jonmaay naa keno? keno se omon underdeveloped hoye jonmaay?

er uttor holo prokriti. ek oti bichitraa mohila, jini bichitro sab upaaye  nana jotil samasyar sahaj samaadhaan kore thaaken. ei byaparer blue print ta tini aagei toiri rekhechhilen. seta holo marsupial solution. arthaat kangaroo’r khetre jemon ta ahoy. bachcha taa jonmaay khub khuuuub underdeveloped abosthaay. taarpor development ta hoy taar maar womb er baaire, pouch er bhetore. kintu ei kaayda maanusher opor apply koraa keno? kaaron, maanusher jodi jonmo hoy developed abosthaay, tar braincase, ebong taar fole matha taa, etotaai boRo hobe, je maayer birth canal diye pass-i korbe naa. fole prokriti’r sahaj samaadhan- jonmo ta to hoye jaak underdeveloped abasthaay, taar por hok na ataar development. dheere susthe. taar jonye to taar guchchher family member aachhei. maanush to social jaanowaar.

er fole jeta hoy, prothom 5 bochhor, ekta maanusher bachchar mostishker growth hoy exponential rate e. se ek taajjob byapar! eto druuto aar eto jotil hoy sei mostishker growth, je bachcha taa ekaa taal raakhte paare naa. takhan taake support dey taar oi sei ‘guchchher family member’. shudhu taai noy, paaRapoRshi, bondhu-baandhob sabaai. aar ei support taai paarthokyo goRe dey. je joto beshi maanusher saanyidhyo paay, se toto bhaalobhaabe beRe othbaar sujog paay.

etoduur to khub bhaalo katha, kintu prokriti’r opor bawal dewaar swabhaab to bhaai maanusher konodin-o jaabe naa. eto subidhe kroe dewaar poreo maanush sei sujog helaay haarate boesechhe. as usual, nijer doshe.

dindin aamra fragmented hoye jachchhi. society-wise, ebong family-wise. nuclear family dindin beRei cholechhe, jekhaane bab-maa dujonei kaaje byasto. aar shishu taar sthaan hoy aya’r kaachhe (je TV dekhte byasto) aar naahoy creche-e (jekhaane individual care konomotei sambhaab noy). aage joint aar extended family te kaka-kaki, jetha-jethi, thakudda-thakuma, ityadi sabaar aadre-shaashone je bachchata thikthaak beRe uthto, ekhon se eka eka kono guidance chhaaRa beRe uthchhe aagaacha’r moton. etaa amader deshe abashyai poshchimi probhaab, aar er effect taao poshchimi deshe aaro prokot. sekhaane anti-social activities anek beshi. aamader desheo baaRchhe aaste aaste.

aar socially? haan sekhaaneo aamra eka hoye jachchhi. ohe 24-25 bochhor boyesi paathok, mone achhe chhotobelaay tumi-aami kibhaabe paaRatuto kaku-jethu der kaachhe dhomok-thaappoR-kaanmolaa kheyechhi? aar sei niye baaRite naalish korte ele shunte hoto, ‘thik-i to bolechhen uni. tomaar bhaalor jonyei to bolechhen.’ ekhon tumi jodi tomaar paaRar ekti bachchake dhomok dite paarbe? kono anyay korchhe dekhleo? tokkhuni taar baap-maa ese tomaakei du’katha shuniye debe, ‘aamar chhele korechhe, besh korechhe. aapnar taate ki moshaai?”

Africate Nyani bhaashay ekta probaad aachhe, “ekta shishuke maanush kore gotaa ekta graam”. tathaakothito asabhya jaati raa jaa sahaje bojhe, aamra ’sabhya’ maanushraa keno bujhinaa segulo?

Superhero ke othoba ki?

Spider-Man. Ekta chhele. tomaar-aamar moton-i. je chheletaa college jaay. part-time chaakri kore. swapno dekhe, saahitya poRe, prem korte giye baarduek lengi khaay. kintu er modhye bisheshattwo taa kothaay? ektaai bisheshattwa- chheletaa ekta radio-active maakoRshaar kaamoR kheye ekhon dewaal baaite paare, aar refelex e sadharon maanusher cheye anek beshi druuto! aar nijei baaniye niyechhe ekta web-shooter, jaa diye synthetic polymer er jaal chhNuRe, sei dhore jhule jhule chole jete paare.

taa dhoro tumi ei powergulo pele. taahole tumi ki korbe? khub chhotokhaato kaaj. jemon rastay jam thakle jaal chhNuRe egiye jaabe. office jawar path-e lift er aashay bosey na theke dewaal beye uthe jaabe. ghorer dewaal e ektu uthe tube er kaachhe bosey boi poRbe. eirokom sab, taai to? taa Peter Parker, orofe Spider-Man o taai-i kore. nehaat kotaa bitkel villain ese maajhe maajhe jhaamela kore bole o action korte baadhyo hoy. noile, Peter nijeke aar nijer bouke niyei thaaktei sabcheye beshi pochhondo kore. chintaa korte pochhondo kore, boi poRte bhaalbaase.

ei je oti swabhabikotaa, deke deke maramari naa koraa, jhaamelaay naa joRaano, eitaai Marvel aar DC comics er bisheshattwo.

ei jemon dhoro naa, sei sabuj daitya Hulk er katha. bechara emnite sadharon maanush. kintu bhoye bhoye biyetaa obdhi korte paarenaa. kaaron bou er kachhakachhi gelei jodi adrenaline er khorone sei bishaal daitya hoye jaay aabar! or power-i or sabchey boRo shotru. maajhe maajhe jakhan mone hoy, chaaina ei mahashakti, aami biye kore shaanti te thakte chaai, eka eka chokher jol fele Robert Bruce Banner, maane Hulk.

aar ekjon holo Batman. Lokta to retire-i kore giyechhilo. aar maramari bhallagena, bole superhero suit take almari bondi kore felechhilo. nehaat aabar fire aste holo taake. sei maramari kortei, police of Gotham er failure er jonye. Ei batman er aabar kono superpower-i nei. just tomaar aamar moton ek sadharon manush, jaar saahos ta khub beshi, aar nijer opor biswas ta khub strong.

ei je sadharonottwo taa, eitaai superhero der aasol satyi. oporer super kholos ta taader peeRa dey. taarao anyer moton bNaachte chaay. tara chaay naa maramari korte, taara chaay bhaalobaste, khub sadharon hoye thaakte. aar seitaai taader jeeboner aasol struggle.

cinema aar comics duto alada maadhyom. aami maanchhi. kintu ekta choritrer jeta muul katha, seta cinema korte giye jolanjoli dile cholbe keno? taahole to mindless ekta maramari’r chhobi toiri hobe. taader charitrik boishishto guloke khun kore.

Marvel baa DC comics shudhumaatro dhishoom dhishoom niye comics lekhanaa. taara ek uchcho maaner graphic novel toiri kore. jekhaane ekta emni novel er moton-i sahitya thaake, alada alada choritro toiri hoy. taader protyek er aalada aalada dosh-gun thaake. jeguloke bhule gele kichhutei sei graphic novel er proti subichar koraa hoynaa.

eisab graphic novel er chorito der sange nijeke identify koraa jaay khub sahajei. Spiderman ke college jete dekhle mone hoy, ei to aami. Hulk ke boi poRte dekhle mone hoy paaRar khub chena keu ekjon. batman ke nijer opor beetoshroddho dekhle mone poRe nijer kono aatmiyo ke.

ei je superpower niyeo ekjon oti samanyo byakti hoye bNeche thaakar juddho, eitaai to Superhero der sabcheye boRo struggle. Superhero maane shudhu maramari noy, Superhero maanesab power niyeo ekjon oti sadharon maanusher moton bNeche thaakar jonye juddho koraa. nijer sange, samajer sange.

etaai bujhte hobe. shudhu marpit dekhte gele eisab cinema naa dekhaai bhaalo. taar jonye transformers, alien vs predator, erokom anek cinema aachhe.

bNaador churi

lombaay boRojor lyaj samet 1 foot.

daarun chhotfote.

gaayer rong dhuusor.

boRo boRo sada lomwola kaan.

aadote Brazil er basindaa.

illegal market e daam 1.5 lakh taka joRa.

prithibeer anyatomo khudro bNaador Common Marmoset.

goto koyekdin aage e heno 8 taa Common Marmoset churi gelo Alipore zoo theke. chorera khNachar jaal kete bhetore dhuke kaaj somponno korlo guard thaka sattweo.pordin sakaale sabbai kar kaane jol dhuklo je rattire khNaachar jaal kete bNaador gulo churi gechhe.

koyekta proshno swabhabik bhaabei uthe aase, gurad thaka sattweo churi hoy ki kore? ke churi korlo?ki kore korlo? ki uddeshye?

prothom proshner uttor khubi sahaj- guard ra fNaaki mere ghumochchhilo, so very natural in India.

dwiteeyo proshner uttor oto sahaj noy. kaaron Common Marmoset maalti sadharon bNaador er moton lyadh khawa party noy, otishoy chhotfote. taader churi kora mukher katha noy. taao ek aadhta noy, puro 8 taa. e chor sadharon chor noy, reetimoton experienced ebong skilled. bharat borshe maatro duto zoo te ei Common Marmoset aachhe. Alipore o Mysore. chorera seta bhaaloi jaane. ebong tara nishchit bhabei bujhechhe alipore soft target.

teen nombor proshno, ki kore korlo? forensic experts ra kono clue khNuje paanni. brishti te sab dhuye gechhe. tobe sambhoboto chloroform jaatiyo kichhu spray kore oder ghum paaRano hoyechhilo. aar je chorera esechhilo tara highly skilled in handling animals- especially monkeys.

eibaar asol proshno – ki uddeshye? jaaniye rakha bhaalo Common Marmoset shudhumaatro Kolkata theke churi jayni, 2004 e Scotland er zoo theke,2006 e England er du-duto chiRiyakhana theke aar 2007 e US er Tennessee zoo thekeo ei bNaador churi gechhe. sab miliye 41 taa marmoset.

kintu kaaron ki? kaaron teen te. 1) eigulo laboratory te byabohaar hoy, oshudh test koraar jonye. 2) maarkin boRolokera exotic pet hisebe nijeder private zoo te poshe aar 3) Chin deshe ei bNaador er ghilu ek oti sukhadyo hisebe ganya!

kono sandeho nei je eti ekti well organized grouper kaaj. jaara chiRiyakhana theke bNaador churi te siddho hosto. jongole giye ei bNador dhora oteebo kothin kaaj. taar cheye chiRiyakhana target kora anek sahaj. bishesh kore Alipore zoo er moton fNaakibaajir swargorajyo ke.

bhaabte kharap laage, ekdol chhotto chhotto bNaador, jaara aamar cheyeo beshi lifefull, dher beshi chhotfote chhilo; taader ghilu gulo ekhon kono exotic restaurant er dinner plate-e. kimbaa kono markin boRoloker drawing room er chhotto khNachay guti suti mere bose; athobaa taar cheyeo khaarap- kono oshudher laboratory te, jekhaane oder gaaye jor kore chhNuch futiye experiment cholchhe.

kintu er kono dawai aachhe bole aamar jaana nei. Hyderabad er chiRiyakhana theke ekta bagher jeebonto abosthaay chhaal chhaaRiye newa, baa nandankanan theke rare Macaw churi koraa, sabi ei highly skilled aar well organized group(s) er kaaj. er ektaai uttor -

WHEN THE BUYING STOPS, KILLING CAN TOO.

Seisab shoishab: Rang De Basanti

Aamader chhotobelaay kichhu kheladhulo chhilo, jaa ekhon aar hoynaa. jemon pittu. jemon dang-guli. jemon jemon-khusi-thyangao (eta aamader aabishkaar chhilonaa, sabaai chhotobelay ei khelata khelechhe: kono organized game noy.  je jaake paarto dhore kyalato. ek hullat mosti’r khela. ekhon aar hoynaa)

thik eirokomi aarekta khela chhilo, jeta hoto mainly sheetkaale aar borshaakaale. desbhoktir khela. takhan to aar ettogulo channel chhilonaa. sabedhon nilmoni DD. taao ektaai channel. aar sei channel e 26e january aar 15i august er time e gNaatiye deshbhoktir filim dito. Sabyasachi, Shaheed Khudiram, Netaji Subhashchandra, ‘42, eisab.

aamra takhan chhoto, ei dhoro kinaa 7-8 bochhor boyes. dekhtum aar rokto gorom hoye jeto. baaRir saamner maathe neme shuru hoto khela. Swadhinota-swadhinota khela.

ekdol ingrej hoto. tara prothom chote bangalider huge pNyadato. taarpor ekjon hero’r abirbhab ghot-to. Maximum khetre seta Netaji. (takhano Bhagat Singh er chol hoyni) kimbaa Shibaji, othobaa Jatin Das. Gandhi ke keu pochhondo kortum naa. kaaron lokta fight koreni konodin. Itihas e biraat pondit chhilum sokkole, taai Shibaji ke tene aante kono asubidhe hoyni Ingrej der sange loRte. byass, taaporei shuru hoto ulto dholaai. jara ingrej sejechhilo taara mukh buje kyalani khete baadhyo hoto. protibaad koraar upaay nei, kaaron TV te dekhiyechhe, inrej ra dholaai khaabe. aar taar cheyeo boRo promaan- aaj Ingrej ra herechhe bolei aamra swadheen!

Ei ke kon dole porbe, seta thik hoto toss kore, baa gune. kintu kichhu lok chhilo, taara automatic choice chhilo. Kanai bechara forsaa chhilo bole sab samay Ingrej hote hoto. aamar choshmaa chhilo chhotobelaa theke, taai aami netaji. eirokom. shesh kaale kanai ekdin bidroho korlo, “aami keno baar baar maar khaabo? aami forsaa setaa ki aaamr dosh?” reverse bornobidwesh aar kake bole!!

ta se jai hok, khela taa sabcheye jomto sheetkaaler time tay. aamader paaRay ekta agobheer nala chhilo. sheetkaale seta shukno thaakto. seita hoto aamader trench. oikhaane shuye poRe, mundu taa baar kore ‘iyaa-dhishNaa…. dhishoom’ cholto praan bhore. 26 taarikh sakaale  paaRar club e potaaka tolaa hole, salute kore, jilipi kheye roser hath taa chuste chuste loRte neme poRtum. takhan december e porikkha hoto. january te poRaar chaap thaakto na temon. ar ki? juddho!!!

august er time ta jomto na temon. maathe kada, nala ta jole bhore geche. ekbaar to lattu ke saape kaamRalo. nehaat joldhNoRa chhilo, taai rokkhe! noile lattu hoyto swadheenota juddher shoheed bole gonyo hoto. kintu ei ghotonaar porei byapartaay bidhinishedh bose. eddin aamader baap-maa ra kichhu na bolleo, ebaar paaRar consensus e aamader khela bondho hoye jaay.

hukum hoy, esab nala nordomaar modhye neme khela cholbe naa. sabhya bhodro how. cricket-football khelo. swadhinota bondho. aabar poraadheen hoye gelum aamra. agotya monmoraa hoye fielding korte korte bhaabte laaglum, ‘kon shaala bolechhe aadou bharatborsho swadheen hoyechhe?’