Ekkhuni cricket ke khun hote dekhe elum! Entertainment er haathe. Eden gardens e Kolkata Knight Riders bonaam Deccan chargers er khelaa!
Kintu eta ki khelaa? cricket ki? unhun… Tollygunge Agragaami vs JCt’r sange Arsenal Vs Real Madrid er khelaar kono tulona chole naa. ekta football hole aarekta kichhutei football noy. anya kono khela, FIFA’r aain mena howaa anya kono khelaa.
Thik temni-i ei KKR vs DC’r khela konodin india vs australia test, emonki one day’r sangeo tuloneeyo hote paare naa!
Taar prothom ebong shesh kaaron pitch. PITCH. PITCH. Eto jaghanya pitch Eden e aami konodin dekhini. eta pitch naa gorur gowaal?
Ishaant Sharma’r 2nd over er prothom ball, ball maatite poRaar sange sange ek mutho dhulo uRiye Laxman er aangul khelo. porer porer ball- laxman sky catch tule diye beriye gelo, aangul dekhte dekhte!
Vaas er 3 rd over 5th ball. Awkward bounce, soja Souraver paanjore! bat chhunRe fele kunkRe gelo Sourav!
EchhaRa asankhya awkward turn jaar jonye Kolkatar innings e 28 run aar Deccan er innings e 10 run extra!!
Kintu aami raag korchhi keno? aamar kolkata to jite gechhe shesh obdhi.
Aami raag korchhi, taar kaaron jei jituk, aaj CRICKET herechhe. herechhe hype er kaachhe, herechhe bolllywood er kaache.
Aaj sakaal theke channel e channel e, bishesh kore star anande, byapok coverage. ke ke khelbe, taa niye noy. kono kon bollywood star aaschhe, ki ki gaan er sange naach hobe, kothaakar cheergirls import koraa hochchhe (Anandabazar er bhaasha “eder jamakaapoR niye maaya korle chole naa”) eisab.
star anande dekhaano holo, 28 foot er stage toiri hoyechhe ‘maharana ekhon gaan gaaiben!’ Edike khela niye ektaa kathaao nei! ke ke protom XI e thaakte paare, kemon weather, ke kemon form e aachhe, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, pitch kemon, kono uchchobaachyo-i nei!
jeno khela ta gouno, kingkhan-i aasol!
aar se sab korte giye dekhaa gelo, emon pitch toiri hoyechhe, puro 40 over tenke kinaa sandeho! Prosangoto ullyekhyo: goto 2 maas Eden e kono khela hote dewa hoyni, IPL er pitch hochchhe! kaauke kaache ghnste dewa hoyni, IPLer pitch hochche.
Emon pitch holo, se pitch ekaai khello. pitch er shikaar 2 batsman, laxman aar saurav. pitch er score du inningser extra miliye 38.
Taateo abashya shesh noy! Eden e loadshedding!!!! du-duto aalo nibhe gelo. Kintu kono chintaa nei, gaank gaank kore Bollywoody gaan cholchhe! SRK ‘komor duliye lok taanchhen’ (Star anander bhaasha)
Haay cricket! WG Grace thaakle aaj dorjaar palla diye sabkotaar maathay maarten.
Kintu aaj tini nei, aamra aar cricket dekhteo jaai na, aamra bollywood dekhte jaai. Arjun Rampal, Viveik Oberoi, Karan Johar, Preetam, Malaika Arora, Juhi Chawla aar TINI. orebbaap re!!! Ek bhokto naaki TAANKE chithi pouchhe dite topmost gallery theke laaf mere haaspatale bhorti. Kon shaala porwaa kore pitch ki holo naa holo? khelaar result ki daanRalo? TINI esechhen, aabar ki chaai?
This is not cricket.
Of course not, this is CROLLYWOOD!
Chinepotka 
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April 22, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Sonali
Tor moto bishuddhobadira jotoi gelo gelo rob tuley naak shitkok na keno, amar bapu IPL ta dibbi mojar lagche (hote pare je ami er agey kono 20-20 match puro dekhini bole, Dhonir team er world cup joy ta jst last few overs dekhechilam). R ekta kotha mone rakha dorkar je dorshok e holo asol, se tor cricket match e hok r cinemai hok, faka stadium jemon cricketer der biroktir karon hoy, faka cinema hall o temni projojok o actors der kopaley bhaanj fele……kajei dorshoker joy hok…IPL beche thak 😀
April 23, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Dashu Pagla
tui hoy aamar post ta bhaalo kore poRisni, noyto aami bhaalo kore bojhaate paarini.
cricket e cheergirls aamdaani baa corporate money, konotaatei aamr aapotti nei. bhaaloi to! aamar aapotti ekta jaayga tei, seta holo: jodi cricket er bigyapon cricket ke chhaapiye jaay. se khetre khelaa taar aar kono guruttwo thaake naa. ekhaane jaa hoyechhe. bollywood starder dekhei sabaai khush, khela ta ki holo, adou holo kinaa, taa niye kaaro matha byatha nei. eta keno hobe?
aami cricket premi, bishuddhobaadi noi. cricket permi der bishuddhobaadi bolchhe media. kaaron naahole starder stardom public ke “khawano” jaabe naa, taate tader kaagoj kom bikkiri hobe, baa TRP kome jaabe. taader nijederi loss.
April 25, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Kunal
nah. tui bisudhhobaadi-tei poinoto hochhis! sokaaler diike ektu morning walk twalk kor. juger hawa khele mathata khulbey…
April 28, 2008 at 10:11 am
Sonali
2 Dashu Pagla:
Amar mone hoyna je bigyapon criket ke chapiye geche IPL e…etotai je criket tayet biponno bodh korbey…..
In fact, SRK nije stadium e theke jodi team ke cheer kore, asepaser dorshok o nijer team bhule SRK’r fan hoye Knight Riders ke cheer kore, tatey khotita kothay? eta to borong criket er pokkhe bhalo bigyapon je dekho….ekjon star o tomader motoi roddur e tetey purey gallery te boshe khela dekche. Ami jemon IPL dekhe entertained hocchi, temni close finish er test match dekheo anado pai. bottomline ta holo, kichu lok hujugey bhashe thik e kintu jara game take bhalo bashe, tara criket er support ei thakbe, SRK or no SRK. r ekta kotha holo je sudhu kagoj, reporter ba actors der dosh diyei ba ki labh…amra to dekheichi je even cricketers rao criket ke chaapiye jay pray e…tai to game er result matter korey na, idol worship kore…ta se idol jotoi laddu score koruk na keno, tar endorsed kora jinispottor haat e pele lok e bhabey…aha…..ki soubhaggo amar…..
May 6, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Doell
bah…bah…ekhane to besh bhalo bakbitonda cholchhe. Ami jog dichchhi.
Ami Dashu Paglar sathe ekmot. Amaro mone hoi IPL ashar por entretainment hochchhe, koti koti taka ek account theke arek account e transfer hochchhe….cricket player ra jara agei star chhilo…ora super star hochchhe. Kintu sab theke khatigrostho hochchhe cricket. Amar mone acche ami saradin dhare…rat jege test match dekhtam, ODI dekhtam. Cricket niye prachur tarka kortam. Ekhon ami cricket dekha ekdom bondho kore diyechhi. Karon IPL dekhe loke tatkhonik entertainment to pabe, kintu cricket er jonyo pagol kora bhalobasha ar jonmabe na.
May 8, 2008 at 4:10 pm
anjan
raag kore laabh nei…. cricket er evolution taa bawndho kawraa jaabe naa…. jawkhon rongin poshaak pore one day cricket shuru hoyechhilo, sawbaai eibhaabei naak snitkechhilo…… infact aamar aykhono mawne hoy je one day cricket kono khelaai naa, test er tulonaay……. taate kaar ki ese gaychhe…. one day bawrong test cricket awnekbhaabei sawmriddho korechhe…. aaj je beshir bhaag test er result hoy, broktikawr draw er sawnkhyaa awnek kome gaychhe, taar kaaron oi one day r aabirbhaab….
ku-kuri biswo cricket ke sotyi i kawtotaa debe, setaa sawmoy i bolbe…. aapatato cheer leader der naach mawndo ki!!!!!
May 9, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Sonali
Anjan er kotha “..beshir bhaag test er result hoy…kaaron oi one day r aabirbhaab” ami ekmot.